An online trailer start playing while I was on YouTube last night for that new Super Troopers movie. Maybe I’m just dead inside but I watched the whole thing in stunned silence of how fucking awful it looks like it’s going to be
Any time dictators are dying it’s pretty funny & awesome. I love watching when Gaddafi, Saddam being dragged to the deaths but the best is the documentaries of our soldiers moving in on Hitler while him & his whore where hiding like rats. Too bad that coward offed himself, I would’ve loved to see footage of a public execution of Hitler.
Not sure but "People's Court" sure was a hoot, the past year, over on the small screen. Goon 2 was pretty good, can't remember if I found that the funniest or just the most recently seen comedy. Idk I'm just rambling now so leaving it here is probably best, before this gets weird. I hope you find your answers.
Well I'm on vacation in vegas for 2 weeks and got a flu Friday or Saturday that kept my ass in my room the last 2 days. Been on musinex, nyquil and a few edibles so that has my head all fuzzy when I watched it. It definitely wasn't as good as the first but I still liked it. Probably wasn't even close to funniest movie the last 3 years but I can't really recall anything overly funny either, like op commenter.
I'm probably gonna get shit for it, but Game Over, Man! was pretty damn funny. I'm not a fan of Workaholics, but I laughed audibly watching that movie. Besides that, I can't remember a newer movie making me laugh.
"Rough Night" from last year was surprisingly funny. Before that maybe "Sisters" in 2015? You're right though it's been a solid few years of shit comedies.
Not many great comedies but:
- Game Night/Horrible Bosses made me laugh, there's some mean stuff in there so they're overall funny if you like stuff similar to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
- If you like animated stuff, The Lego Movie is cute funny.
- Deadpool but it's more action, This is The End also has silly action/pot humor
- Thor has some funny scenes
- The Disaster Artist in a weird/awkward funny if you liked The Room
I actually had to look up some lists, that's how few funny movies I could think of, and I watch tons! https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/best-comedy-movies-2017 <-- Lists like this basically have no straight-out comedies, just movies with one or two jokes, it's pretty crazy. I guess lately the trend has been to make action movies with some humor or awkward "Coming of age" garbage that might give you a smirk once or twice.
I mean I really liked Florida Project but that's how far they're reaching for something to call a "comedy" these days.
The public is so overwhelmingly against her, yet they keep pushing her. Fucking why? I thought Hollywood's primary notivation was money and "Snatch" bombed. There's no way even (((they))) want her success this bad.
The movie was probably put into production when she was popular (pre Leather Special/Snatched). By the time the movie was finished everyone hated her. They've probably already written it off as a loss.
Unless they're so fucking delusional they still think all this fat female empowerment shit is going to be profitable.
im assuming the editing of this photo chopped off 330 pounds but if this was her actual figure then all she would need to do is practice proper posturing and she can have a hide-able gross body with good curves
There will be 10 photographers at this subway station tomorrow taking this picture, after being alerted by her publicist, and you trolls will be scolded.
I heard one minute of Fat Amy® this morning on the unlistenable, entirely unfunny Nikki Glaser show with the god awful name "You Up" (seriously, why did they choose that name?) and she wasnt remotely entertaining. When she admitted to being high or drunk while working, and then didnt come out with one story or example.. really? Way to reel your audience in, dummy. Nikki and her emasculated sidekick just gave a fake laugh to a non-joke statement.
I get all the hate towards her, but me, I'm simply indifferent about her. My feeling is that if this movie is a bombaroo like her last one, Hollywood isn't going to give her another shot at a lead role. And this movie only appeals to women, so there's 50% of the audience gone. Conservatives hate her so there's another 50ish% gone. You want to play the politics game, well those are the consequences. Maybe all the HuffPo bloggers in New York will fill the theaters but I doubt it.
I'm really not in favor of constantly calling people fat...I mean some people are fat, some skinny, some in shape, etc. and it has no bearing on their job unless they're athletes...but when you CONSTANTLY try to make a fucking career out of saying you're a good looking, sexy, attractive model (every god damn poster, movie title, sketch idea, comedy bit, photo shoot) then you're just asking for it.
Just cut the shit and make a regular movie where you play a regular person. You don't have to play a model, you don't have to play a doll, you don't have to play someone who people think isn't pretty but really is deep down. Just play a regular human being whose life doesn't revolve around their looks or trying to fit in with more attractive people.
89 comments
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-09
Simple yet effective.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-04-09
They have her dressed up in pink as if she were a pig.
1 edgars_teeth 2018-04-09
"as if"
1 chronik-skitzi 2018-04-09
FUCKIN BRILLIANT
1 Karsonist 2018-04-09
Right up there with HA HA HO LEE SHIT
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-04-09
serious question - whats the funniest movie to come out in the past 3 years? is that a hard question to answer? i have no clue.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-04-09
Probably The Comedian, starring Jim Norton.
1 markwhale69 2018-04-09
the black panther , funny watching niggers in their natural habitat
1 TacolasCage 2018-04-09
Wakanda 4 Ever nigga
1 Phkna1 2018-04-09
WE WUZ KANGZ
1 shakedatbooty 2018-04-09
Persicope Movie starring Anthony the biter.
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-04-09
DAAANI BAABAAAY!
1 BergStonewall 2018-04-09
GITTT AWAY FROM MAAAAAAE! YA PSYCHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-04-09
AH HA HA HA HAAA! ITS THE ANTHONY AND DAAANI SHOW!
1 Phkna1 2018-04-09
I liked "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN?" better. But that's just me.
1 WaddleLikeACuck 2018-04-09
An online trailer start playing while I was on YouTube last night for that new Super Troopers movie. Maybe I’m just dead inside but I watched the whole thing in stunned silence of how fucking awful it looks like it’s going to be
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-04-09
"They're a little older, but not a whole lot wiser..."
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-04-09
We’re back! And blander than ever! We’re back! Unfunny forever!
1 BergStonewall 2018-04-09
The O&A reunion?
1 FitLikeArtieLange 2018-04-09
Exactl, I alsno never got the appeal of the first one either, shit was just so bland and boring.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-09
The Death of Stalin was pretty fucking funny.
1 Sicboy69 2018-04-09
Any time dictators are dying it’s pretty funny & awesome. I love watching when Gaddafi, Saddam being dragged to the deaths but the best is the documentaries of our soldiers moving in on Hitler while him & his whore where hiding like rats. Too bad that coward offed himself, I would’ve loved to see footage of a public execution of Hitler.
1 chickenfan1 2018-04-09
You mean like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwny4A7Gql8
1 Sicboy69 2018-04-09
Exactly, nice pull!
1 chickenfan1 2018-04-09
why did you delete your post?
1 Sicboy69 2018-04-09
Idk wtf happen, I didn’t intentionally delete anything to my knowledge.
1 chickenfan1 2018-04-09
i just watched it, yeah it was like an interesting stage play. They did a good job.
1 plane2nowhere 2018-04-09
Not sure but "People's Court" sure was a hoot, the past year, over on the small screen. Goon 2 was pretty good, can't remember if I found that the funniest or just the most recently seen comedy. Idk I'm just rambling now so leaving it here is probably best, before this gets weird. I hope you find your answers.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-04-09
Goon 2 sucked ass, what are you on?
1 plane2nowhere 2018-04-09
Well I'm on vacation in vegas for 2 weeks and got a flu Friday or Saturday that kept my ass in my room the last 2 days. Been on musinex, nyquil and a few edibles so that has my head all fuzzy when I watched it. It definitely wasn't as good as the first but I still liked it. Probably wasn't even close to funniest movie the last 3 years but I can't really recall anything overly funny either, like op commenter.
1 seedlesssoul 2018-04-09
The one where the black guys turn white and all that shit.
1 Monster_Dong 2018-04-09
Roots
1 Sudley 2018-04-09
Its not officially a comedy but the last Coen Brothers movie, Hail Caesar, was pretty funny.
1 DeclanGunn 2018-04-09
Would that it-t'wurrr a comedy.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-09
It was my favorite Coen Brothers flick since No Country.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-04-09
Burn After Reading?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-09
I will kill you.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-04-09
^ Man with bad opinions.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-04-09
Eh; i liked watching it, but i just wasn't thrilled watching it
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2018-04-09
I'm probably gonna get shit for it, but Game Over, Man! was pretty damn funny. I'm not a fan of Workaholics, but I laughed audibly watching that movie. Besides that, I can't remember a newer movie making me laugh.
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-04-09
Honestly - no idea. Everything I ever saw was “meh”
The last comedy I saw in theaters that left me legitimately laughing for the duration was “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.” So there’s that.
1 FuegoFerdinand 2018-04-09
The Big Short.
1 Jhonopolis 2018-04-09
"Rough Night" from last year was surprisingly funny. Before that maybe "Sisters" in 2015? You're right though it's been a solid few years of shit comedies.
1 FungoBatGump 2018-04-09
Deain' With Idiots and God Bless America
1 FungoBatGump 2018-04-09
Clear History
1 David_Tosk 2018-04-09
The death of Stalin
1 FloggingTheHorses 2018-04-09
Paddington 2, only film I actually laughed during in ages
1 loperetti 2018-04-09
Blade runner was great
1 rahtin 2018-04-09
Game Over, Man on Netflix is pretty good.
Dirty Grandpa with Deniro was funny too.
Role Models, Office Christmas Party.
1 tags33 2018-04-09
Role Models is 10 years old.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-04-09
Well, you're awful.
1 rahtin 2018-04-09
I don't know why I bothered mentioning any movies.
You faggots hate everything.
1 crookedmile 2018-04-09
Everybody Wants Some!! was good.
1 iSOBigD 2018-04-09
Not many great comedies but: - Game Night/Horrible Bosses made me laugh, there's some mean stuff in there so they're overall funny if you like stuff similar to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
- If you like animated stuff, The Lego Movie is cute funny.
- Deadpool but it's more action, This is The End also has silly action/pot humor - Thor has some funny scenes
- The Disaster Artist in a weird/awkward funny if you liked The Room
I actually had to look up some lists, that's how few funny movies I could think of, and I watch tons!
https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/best-comedy-movies-2017 <-- Lists like this basically have no straight-out comedies, just movies with one or two jokes, it's pretty crazy. I guess lately the trend has been to make action movies with some humor or awkward "Coming of age" garbage that might give you a smirk once or twice.
I mean I really liked Florida Project but that's how far they're reaching for something to call a "comedy" these days.
1 sillypig69 2018-04-09
I thought 'what we do in the shadows' had some funny scenes
1 hbalck 2018-04-09
"Do ya!?"
1 WillieJMR 2018-04-09
Took me too long to see it haha
1 VicDumb 2018-04-09
I must be missing something.
1 Thomas_Daly 2018-04-09
someone wrote nigger underneath pretty
1 Lish_fips89 2018-04-09
Good legs.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-04-09
Good artist
1 edgars_teeth 2018-04-09
Pretty Fat In Pink
1 enzo_trash 2018-04-09
Did you do that? I’d hope people who vandalize consistently would carry a fatter tip
1 etmhpe 2018-04-09
Whos funnier than amy schumer?
1 tutoredzeus 2018-04-09
No one! (Except dudes...)
1 ucfgavin 2018-04-09
how does she keep getting movies?
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-09
This will be her last. It will tank and the Jews that run hollywood will see she is box office poison.
1 ucfgavin 2018-04-09
Do they all lose money? I looked on rotten tomatoes but didn't find much
1 insertclevereference 2018-04-09
As long as her cousin remains in power in the US Senate.
1 bayway_liquors 2018-04-09
Jew broad, fights obesity
1 Spokker 2018-04-09
It's refreshing to see a movie where the protagonist is defeated in the end.
1 McGowan9 2018-04-09
Jew broad, prejudiced against salads.
1 Phkna1 2018-04-09
And loses, apparently
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-09
The public is so overwhelmingly against her, yet they keep pushing her. Fucking why? I thought Hollywood's primary notivation was money and "Snatch" bombed. There's no way even (((they))) want her success this bad.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-04-09
'Snatched' god damn you. Snatch is an absolute masterpiece.
1 Phkna1 2018-04-09
Because she is so brave.
1 TungstenShit 2018-04-09
The movie was probably put into production when she was popular (pre Leather Special/Snatched). By the time the movie was finished everyone hated her. They've probably already written it off as a loss.
Unless they're so fucking delusional they still think all this fat female empowerment shit is going to be profitable.
1 HugofDeath 2018-04-09
Fat hens in the flyover states have probably been lining up for her garbage movies and no one else knows about it
1 johnfreeman1111111 2018-04-09
Love the air brushing on her cellulite filled legs
1 packitchofsositch 2018-04-09
And about 30 other things.
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-04-09
Could you imagine the team they would need to promote her in the Barbie Movie??
1 packitchofsositch 2018-04-09
The next Game of Thrones season would be pushed ahead a year.
1 thisonemademelaugh 2018-04-09
im assuming the editing of this photo chopped off 330 pounds but if this was her actual figure then all she would need to do is practice proper posturing and she can have a hide-able gross body with good curves
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-09
And bobo feels smart.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-04-09
On Hitlers birthday. How fitting.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-04-09
This is exactly what she wants to have happen.
There will be 10 photographers at this subway station tomorrow taking this picture, after being alerted by her publicist, and you trolls will be scolded.
1 brothermanbrotherman 2018-04-09
Huffington Post: Why Alt-Right Trolls Are Taking To The Streets
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-04-09
"Why The Amy Schumer Grafitti Matters"
"Amy Schumer's Powerful Response To Alt-Right Troll Vandalism"
"Someone Vandalized Amy Schumer's Poster And It's Kind Of Gross"
1 lechocco 2018-04-09
Carrying on the classic **** trend of making blaxploitation movies in 2018. Just instead she makes awful movies for fatties and hardcore feminists.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-04-09
I'm proud of you for not writing, "OK, which one of you did this?" as the title.
1 Phkna1 2018-04-09
Is Kermit in this?
1 lispychicken 2018-04-09
I heard one minute of Fat Amy® this morning on the unlistenable, entirely unfunny Nikki Glaser show with the god awful name "You Up" (seriously, why did they choose that name?) and she wasnt remotely entertaining. When she admitted to being high or drunk while working, and then didnt come out with one story or example.. really? Way to reel your audience in, dummy. Nikki and her emasculated sidekick just gave a fake laugh to a non-joke statement.
1 TayNez 2018-04-09
I get all the hate towards her, but me, I'm simply indifferent about her. My feeling is that if this movie is a bombaroo like her last one, Hollywood isn't going to give her another shot at a lead role. And this movie only appeals to women, so there's 50% of the audience gone. Conservatives hate her so there's another 50ish% gone. You want to play the politics game, well those are the consequences. Maybe all the HuffPo bloggers in New York will fill the theaters but I doubt it.
1 iSOBigD 2018-04-09
I'm really not in favor of constantly calling people fat...I mean some people are fat, some skinny, some in shape, etc. and it has no bearing on their job unless they're athletes...but when you CONSTANTLY try to make a fucking career out of saying you're a good looking, sexy, attractive model (every god damn poster, movie title, sketch idea, comedy bit, photo shoot) then you're just asking for it.
Just cut the shit and make a regular movie where you play a regular person. You don't have to play a model, you don't have to play a doll, you don't have to play someone who people think isn't pretty but really is deep down. Just play a regular human being whose life doesn't revolve around their looks or trying to fit in with more attractive people.
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-04-09
Could you imagine the team they would need to promote her in the Barbie Movie??