What a sad person you have to be to brag about watching Sam while on vacation

24  2018-04-09 by StraightOuttaContra

7 comments

Vacationing in Clearwater means probably a Scientologist... makes sense he would want to watch an alien creature on his computer

It's also Hulk Hogan central. His store and restaurant are there. Considering he's watching rasslin I'm gonna go with hogan fan.

The people who tweet nice things at these losers are some of the weirdest people on “the net”. And that includes all of us here.

I can almost see the Gulf of Mexico past that parking lot.

This is the reason we/this sub exists.

HEY HONEY SAM ROBERTS RETWEETED ME!

Clearwater is for trash people.

Nice laptop, stupid.