The entire French Quarter should be quarantined off and gassed. It's Little Mogadishu with roving bands of hoodrats looking to roll people at any given chance.
Witness the last true alpha male. He’s got a 5 head for protection against head attack’s. He’s short and nimble so good luck trying to catch him. He has peak nutrition with dinosaur tendies. He trains daily with his action figures so he knows all the moves.
This man is what we secretly want to be.
23 comments
1 Slothjew 2018-04-08
He looks like he’s peaking threw a sewer hole.
1 bal0rd 2018-04-08
saw his reflection and it triggered his primate anger
1 sanhozay1 2018-04-08
Why would he be angry about being such a hottie
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-04-08
How about a mother hucking moving picture
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-04-08
Why does wrestlemania look like 1972 reno nevada?
1 246h8 2018-04-08
ACES HIGH!!!!
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-04-08
Because people think New Orleans is just some faggot city, year-round, instead of the murder and rape town it actually is.
1 246h8 2018-04-08
The entire French Quarter should be quarantined off and gassed. It's Little Mogadishu with roving bands of hoodrats looking to roll people at any given chance.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-04-08
Look at his scared, worried eyes
1 dsmoll43 2018-04-08
like a doll's eyes
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-08
Like a guy who plays with dolls eyes
1 SamsHairLine 2018-04-08
Like a fag in headlights.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-08
Queer*
YOU MISSED DA OBVIOUS LINE!!!!
1 PeckerTits 2018-04-08
Ah! I knew there was a joke there somewhere
1 SnakeFaceMcGavin 2018-04-08
The way that slut in the yellow shirt is staring at sam
1 CuckECheese 2018-04-08
Excuse me, fuckface. That "slut" happens to be my lover.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-08
Those people are genuine rubes and still they aren't buying Sam's bullshit. They hate him visibly.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-04-08
It's funny how he's all decked out in his ill-fitting rental costume, just a few feet away from a guy in jean shorts and a pink t-shirt.
1 paulallens 2018-04-08
The suit fits him fine, it's the thirty-some years of eating chicken tendies and lack of weight-lifting body that looks disproportioned.
1 CheeseSocks 2018-04-08
Witness the last true alpha male. He’s got a 5 head for protection against head attack’s. He’s short and nimble so good luck trying to catch him. He has peak nutrition with dinosaur tendies. He trains daily with his action figures so he knows all the moves. This man is what we secretly want to be.
1 brownandfriendz 2018-04-08
So ugly.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-04-08
Someone needs to get this to Kevin Pollak, @kevinpollak on Twitter.
This will make his night.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-04-08
Sam's fukkin hedd
1 Colinfagerty 2018-04-08
I thought he was about to start yelling "GET OUT!!!!"
1 Axelfolly 2018-04-08
Maybe he should try heroine, worked for Artie
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-08
Like a guy who plays with dolls eyes