Why is Opie endlessly always “figuring things out” with no solution?

69  2018-04-08 by lolercakesmcgee

36 comments

60 year old man still trying to "figure it out "

'It' being water.

These things take time. sniff

I need him to figure the merchandise ASAP. I'm looking for a new hoodie that costs $50 plus shipping and handling.

I could have sworn I've heard opie talk about his "store" for easily 15 years.

“Still truly trying to figure out” why people don’t want to be walking advertisements for a middle aged, talentless, autistic, fratboy faggot’s failed radio broadcasts...

what can I say to justify these prices?

He makes business decisions like Keith the Cop.

He’s retarded.

Responding to these tweets at 1:01 pm on a sunday, What in the fuck is he doing, why isn't he with his family, and how has he not hit rock bottom yet?

Soon, my son. The meltdown is nigh...

Bam gets the kids on the weekends

Danny is a fag

A fucking douchebag?

got a ponytail

looks like a she-male?!?

Danny is a fa-a-a-a-ag

He’s a major Jew and he’s not talented or funny. He lurks this sub for gratification but he means nothing. He’s done nothing. I don’t know why he’s here. I wish his whole family was extinguished during the holocaust.

ummmm... those aren't the lyrics to his song.

Those lyrics don't even rhyme

Young Hitler

"I'm TRULY - still figuring things out"

"I was actually contacted about the Francesca & Craig Carton jobs and that's THE TRUTH"

"To be HONEST witchya...I really don't care what the haters think"

"I was contacted by WABC about the Imus job... and that's the ABSOLUTE TRUTH. Puriod"

Something tells me this Opie Hughes Gregg - he might have trouble with the truth.

It’s just merch, what was there to figure out ever? He could have profited greatly in their prime and never did bc he’s a fucking troglodyte.

He doesnt know that was danny.

ME: Danny who?! I never even met the guy tabeeawnestwitchya.

because he's a retard.

Nobody wants to buy his junk. Nobody wants to listen to his shows. Nobody wants him as a guest on their show. Nobody wants him to work for them. Nobody wants to be his friend. Nobody wants him to be their husband or raise their kids.

Truly still trying to figure it all out brothaman.

His perennial excuse for continuously churning out garbage.

DANNY GO KILL YOURSELF

Exactly what the fuck do you know? Aren’t you unemployed and a Jew, isn’t that an oxymoron? Let us do the trashing, back to obscurity.

That's life as a Math guy

This is retarded advice from 2002, no one guesses at colors/sizes and stocks a bunch of shirts for this type of shit anymore. There are tons of vendors in 2018 that can turn around complex prints and ship them on a per order basis within days, let alone simple 1-color screens.

Danny and Opie alliance?!!! Why're we not cheering this on?!!

I hope Danny has some good ideas about bulk packaging iPhone photos of New York objects.

I can't wait to see the "Opie WallArt" section of the website.

Oh i know! Because he's an autistic faggoty asshole?

He is an unironic Tim heidecker type idiot. He thinks people really care about the behind the scenes meaningless names and business dealings without any real content behind it

Guys, come on, T-Shirt designs can take a lot more than 20 years, let the man try to figure out.

ME: Danny who?! I never even met the guy tabeeawnestwitchya.