so i’m a faggot and i’m watching wrestlemania
48 2018-04-08 by momomike
i haven’t followed wrestling since i was a kid and sam was just on. i never saw him do this before but he’s a stammering stuttering prick lmao. they went to him and he had nothing
“we have uh...action..ACTION yeah action is going to happen here tonight..”
then the camera stayed on him for an awkward extra few seconds. also he’s ugly as shit. somehow being in a tux only accentuates his weird middle aged clown person features.
32 comments
1 wiz45 2018-04-08
He might be the ugliest man on earth
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-04-08
In fairness to him, that is like saying a duck is the world's ugliest peacock.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-04-08
In fairness to him, that is like saying a duck is the world's ugliest peacock.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-04-08
In fairness to him, that is like saying a duck is the world's ugliest peacock.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-04-08
He’s not people!!!
1 SnakeFaceMcGavin 2018-04-08
I just saw that. Pretend I recorded it somehow and then uploaded it for this sub to loff at. For real though I did just see that, awkward as fuck. I also just pointed out to my wide that "that's Sam from opie and Anthony" and she went "Eww gross". Cool story iknow.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-04-08
Show your wife's fat tits or your lying.
1 BlondeTittyHairs 2018-04-08
OOOOH SOMEBODY'S GOT A WIFE OOOOH GOOD FOR YOU fuckin jackass
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-04-08
Oh Yea? Well, I have a whole bunch of wives, like 7
1 btm29 2018-04-08
he's got nothing and its fantastic
1 CasinoIndian 2018-04-08
Trainwreck.
1 ironicgalaxy 2018-04-08
i'd pay to see vince's reaction to this
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-04-08
Guarantee that Bucky beaver motherfucker Kevin Dunn hung the camera on him for longer, feeling better about how he looks.
1 Fagghouli 2018-04-08
That's one of the best producers in the world you're talking shit about.
Jim Cornette is only mad at him because he cost him his job.
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-04-08
Cornette isn't the only one to bash Dunn for being a prick.
Bruce Prichard, who worked for WWE for decades, speaks highly of his talents but not so much his behavior.
And Tony Schiavonne wasn't very flattering with Dunn either.
Plus, motherfucker takes shaky-cam to another level.
1 Fagghouli 2018-04-08
There's no one in this world who is about on point with live-tv-production as Kevin Dunn.
The shaky-cam is something they should do away with but seems more like a "how do you do, fellow kids"-production decision because they think that's the hip thing.
Who gives a shit about behaviour? Bruce Pritchard is the last one trust when it comes to opinions.
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-04-08
I agree. Man is a kiss-ass for the company even though he no longer works for them.
But that said, he has some great stories, as does Cornette, Schiavonne, Jericho, etc. Some of the most entertaining stories I've ever heard were behind the scenes wrestling stories, or real life stories from the territory days, like the guy who pulled a gun on a wrestler while defending a "blinded" Junkyard Dog.
1 Fagghouli 2018-04-08
Nah, they should stop telling shit like that. Part of the whole problem of wrestling being so f'n shit now. Over-exposure.
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-04-08
Guys like Piper, Jake the Snake, Ted Dibiase, Bill Watts, Michael Hayes, Ric Flair, JJ Dillon, Tully Blanchard, Arn Anderson, Kevin Nash, Dennis Condry, Tommy Dreamer, Lance Storm, all of these guys have amazing stories to tell about a fascinating, twisted industry. I enjoy the stories far more than watching the product, so I say keep going.
1 Fagghouli 2018-04-08
Nah, they talk too much.
(And the wrestling shows are boring. If they were to make it insane again it would be a completely different thing).
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-04-08
... It's a podcast. They're supposed to talk.
1 loabaron 2018-04-08
Cornette is a bitter old man, who really needs to let a few things go.
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-04-08
On that we can agree, but he still entertains me.
1 redtrilobal 2018-04-08
Just saw him lose his mind too. I couldn't even watch it was so uncomfortable
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-04-08
LINK
1 juschippinyababe 2018-04-08
So we have a small population of adult children on here, who the fuck knew? If you faggots enjoy the same childish entertainment as Opie Roberts, you don't deserve to trash him you faggots.
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-04-08
You expected well adjusted adults to post here?
1 1475315963 2018-04-08
What are you 5? I'm only about heavy metal, beer, and gettin some tang bro
1 WNEW 2018-04-08
Look at the sub your posting on.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-04-08
This story sounds eerily like a guy who has "never watched gay porn in [his] life" but finally did as a goof only to immediately recognize on of the actors
1 Monotoned 2018-04-08
Sam's Wrestlemania Moment
1 Bababooey247 2018-04-08
Anyone got a link to a wrestlemania thread where people who don't know him from o&a bash him?
1 holodog 2018-04-08
they call it MANIA because it's fawken CRAZY like Vietnam n shit
1 LoouisCuCK 2018-04-08
Wow, you went there.
Don't got there.
1 CheeseSocks 2018-04-08
Sam should wrestle but with a mask for obvious reasons. They could call him the failed abortion, hideous, monster or freak.
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-04-08
What's some other stuff they could call him?
1 greggmargera 2018-04-08
Could have just said you are watching WrestleMania, the faggot part would be implicit.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-04-08
Action isn’t the name of a some faggot wrestler? It’s just a word he kept repeating? Wow it’s even worse than I thought.
I bet Sam thinks he comes off as charmingly awkward. But he’s just awkward.