Don’t eyeball me

enough with the fucking black sabbath clothing you fucking child. how any of his peers can keep a straight face around him is beyond me.

Oh, if he loses the radio show someday and has nothing to offer other comedians, he is going to turn into the butt of a lot of jokes.

But Florentine's kid probably likes it, because, y'know, he's so cool.

I'd give my left nut to see Jim Norton on "90 Day Fiance"

He'd show up in a KISS shirt, then be really upset when his Asian bride-to-be has a vagina

To be fair, wouldn't you be? I mean just look at him

He really is a teenager. A teenager on prep.

A gay teenager

A gay teenager with no friends or prospects.

A gay teenager.

I’m fucking sick of Moody Teenager Jim

It’s the AIDS

I honestly wish it would just take him out at this point. I used to love angry fat tough crowd era Norton.

Two wine coolers and a joint 40 years ago really takes a toll on a person.

Alcoholic cerebellar degeneration

He still gets DT shakes from that time he played Asteroids.

You civilians don't appreciate the rigors comedians endure night after night to entertain you.

Exactly

NOR the nigors

But honestly, it's the AIDS

The wise owl is displeased

It's actually incredibly how hateable Jim and Ant have become since the show ended.

Hi Bonnie!

I wish this faggot was grumpy. Instead he’s just catty about the baby boy not being sufficiently pampered. Grumpy was when he was funny.

leave him alone, he's a (fill in the blank) _____addict

(transsexual camgirls with gigantic white cocks)

Who would have guessed that subsisting on lettuce, egg whites, semen and mustard would turn you into a quivering, low-energy shitdick?

That's a tough one man.....on one hand I'm a fake addict and on the other I'm the equivalent of a human toilet......sniff....

Oh he eats human shit no wonder hes tired. Theres like no calories in that probably

Hack

well at least his standup is funny he must be working really hard on that, hee definitely doesnt jerkoff to porn all afternoon and then slam together any old shit act he can plug on his daily radio show he puts no effort into

Tha face of a gracefully aging playboy that deserves an abundance of 20 year old pussy.

Suicide was designed for this jerkoff and fire was designed for his 90s fag wardrobe.

Lazy hunk of shit

Looks like a child molesting groundskeeper from a Stephen King TV movie.

Bag of Bones

at a certain point you gotta feel stupid for being sober all your life and still looking and feeling like shit every day

This idiot drinks 3 bottles of water before 9am and wonders why he needs to piss so much.

He thinks has something wrong with his bladder of course, it's not the excessive water intake. It's an illness!

He's addicted to being sick.

He has to TINKLE DESPERATELY

Piss badly

I'd love to see him attempt one 12 hour shift in construction. Been on 84 hour weeks for a month now, I wanna die

Hope they are paying you enough so its worth it to ya, 84 hours sounds rough buddy.

Get your contractors license and knock off when you want.

WTF dude. I put in ceiling can at my house, it took me 2.5 hours and after I was done I felt like I'd run a marathon.

On the upside, I didn't electrocute myself, so that's a plus.

"Boohoo i didnt finish high school now i have to swing a hammer for a living." Pussy liberals always looking for sympathy. You know who wasnt bitching about hard work? The boys in the trenches at iwo jima who died for your right to whine. This country is finished.

I did graduate tho :(

ughhhh WHY ARE THESE EGGWHITES LUKE WARM!

Did you count edging?

i'd be cranky too if i had to try and to a show with that fucking zero sam roberts

He could be cast in an OSHA movie about the dangers of radiation exposure.......

You gets just don't get it. Some nights he has to stay up as late as 8pm!

For someone that values photos so much, hes not very camera friendly.

a lovable angry gnome

Uncle Fester?

I wonder if a brand new drug designed to stop one of the deadliest diseases from taking root inside one;s anus has any side effects?

probably not

Yeah, but he's edging more than 5.5 hours a day, so technically he's overworked.

Jesus, Jim. Even if you're legitimately exhausted, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ABOUT IT! NO ONE CARES! EVERYONE'S TIRED, DUMBASS! I mean fucking shit already, just SHUT UP about how tired you are. Without exaggeration, you have one of the top 10% of easiest jobs on the planet.If you work late, it's by choice. You do no prep work, you have no wife, no children, no family obligations. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

Can you imagine if any of these pussies had to do REAL work a factory job; where you have to stand on concrete for 12 hours a day operating machinery?

imagine a grown man wearing that fucking thing... what a jerkoff

One time when I was camping, half asleep in my tent, and it was really cold, so I grabbed my beanie. But in the dark, I'd made a mistake, and instead I put my tightey whities on my head. There were no mirrors around so I was completely oblivious to the fact that I was wearing underwear on my dome.

That was less embarrassing than wearing a Black Sabbath hoodie.

When you are hard working guy who only takes 2 meal breaks in 3 hours, you get tuckered out.

I listen to this avant garde music.. maybe you heard of it. Black Sabbath? Yeah, they aren't very popular.

WE GET IT JIM

I love speed and am on it right now and speed makes you want to jerk off for hours at a time too (my personal best is 12 hours til the first orgasm) but the thing about drugs is that they release pleasurable neurotransmitters by themselves.

Edging requires you to constantly use your mind and think up scenarios that get you off because visual stimulation does nothing if you don't have an elaborate kind-of-plausible-could-happen fantasy to accompany the visual stimulation. If you're completely sober and still edge that intensely (for years) you're more of a psychotic than the average methhead.

Tl;dr - Norton is a deeply disturbed man

John McAffee, is that you?

I don't get it, please explain bruh it's been years since I haven't got something this is exciting

The show is HILARIOUS

First we gonna ROCK, Then we gonna ROLL

Then we let it POP, GO LET IT GO

AIDS gon give it to ya

gon give it to ya

AIDS gon give it to ya

gon give it to ya

Sabbath k x a l B

Chasing tranny dick till 3 am every night will wear a dude out

He doesn’t “work” he talks on the radio. The most challenging part of his day must be getting up at like 5 am or whatever it is

Hope they are paying you enough so its worth it to ya, 84 hours sounds rough buddy.

A gay teenager with no friends or prospects.

Get your contractors license and knock off when you want.

WTF dude. I put in ceiling can at my house, it took me 2.5 hours and after I was done I felt like I'd run a marathon.

On the upside, I didn't electrocute myself, so that's a plus.

"Boohoo i didnt finish high school now i have to swing a hammer for a living." Pussy liberals always looking for sympathy. You know who wasnt bitching about hard work? The boys in the trenches at iwo jima who died for your right to whine. This country is finished.