How much do you want to bet that there will be an all time great fight during the prelims of UFC 223, and Jimmy on Monday will say, "Fuck me! I was sitting on the toilet in the back scrolling through some Mary Jean messages while taking a shit, and of course my dumb shitter makes me miss the entire fight...."; or, "Fuck me! I was starving because I hadn't eaten, so I decided to go quick to the Boston Market concessions in the back and the bitch behind the counter....goes on ten minute customer service rant..."

And Sam will make snarky comments like, "did you see The Incredible Genius beat Germaphobe Man at Wrestlemundania XXIIL?!?!?!?!" As if to imply WWE is just as real, or better, than UFC.