28  2018-04-07 by dammitjenkins20cars

23 comments

Football really is the greatest sport

It’s called soccer in these parts & we watch real football.

Real football? You mean the sport played with the hands? And I live in these parts, but being as the NFL is full of entitled rich cunts I’ll continue to not give them a cent of my money. Fuck the NFL.

Any sport where the game has a good chance of ending in a 0-0 score should be covered in gas and set on fire

Yes, so the fact that the only reason that American football games don’t hand with scores of 3 to 2 or 42 is because they give six points for a touchdown means nothing. Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying that American football was a bad game. I played in high school, and love the game. I despise the NFL and what it stands for. That is all. I also played soccer in Grade and middle school. I love that game as well because it’s a different sport. I grew up watching English league soccer and that’s where I picked up calling it football. I never felt the need to attach another name to it just because I lived in America. But to clarify yes, American football and English football are quite different.

TL;DR "I'm a self involved homo"

It’s called a vocabulary faggot, try developing one and then get back to me

is it really called a "vocabulary faggot"? Learn to use commas before bragging about your use of the English language.

Oh I get it now. So you do like football but you’re boycotting the nfl like the Cumia brothers because some players kneeled during the anthem, you’re a true patriot RacistPigeon.

No retard I haven’t listened to anything Anthony has said in years, and I’ve never listened to Joe anyway. Unlike many in this sub, I tend to form my own opinion. I boycott the NFL same as I do any other celebrity who decides that I need to know their political opinion. Sports figures are paid to play sports. Actors are paid to act. I don’t feel either are paid to try to influence political discussions. If you do then go ahead and continue sucking celebrity dick it’s nothing to me. Just quit your shmarmy me shit with me like I should change my mind because you attempt a little sarcasm.

I wonder if you wouldn’t be boycotting the NFL if they were preaching a political message that you agreed with 100%. Do you boycott outspoken conservative celebrities too, like Mel Gibson? I’m sure you boycott them to because that would go against your whole philosophy & hypocritical wouldn’t it?

You wonder, because you didn’t read my statement apparently. I don’t support any artist or sports figures who tile their own political ideologies into the public forum. Their opinions are valueless to me. I have my own viewpoints, and I don’t give a shit about other people’s, even if they are rich people. Does that clear it up for you?

Ok relax killer, I was just asking because so many times I bring up this argument to people who are mad at liberal actors & athletes & boycott them because of they think they should just shut up & do their job, they contradict themselves & champion celebs like Mel Gibson, Tim Allen & John Voit for doing the exact same thing. I have no problem with your conviction as long as it’s consistent.

Oh I know you do. I believe you and I have had this discussion. The good thing about me is I’m old, crotchety, and I don’t change my tune very much lol.

You’re a standup guy my friend,sorry if I was being a dick. I feel they same way, everyone shut the fuck up about politics. I get into it on this sub once in awhile because some of these guys bitching about SJW’s & the left don’t even see that they acting exactly the same by getting triggered by stupid shit & worshipping at the feet of the alter of whoever their well-known conservative mouthpiece is

You have a legitimate complaint there, absolutely. Both sides are full of shit. I also apologize for being such a reactionary, just chalk it up to the aforementioned me being a crotchety old fuck. Have a good day sir

Why? You need a sport where is easy to score so daddy cheers you up every time?

yes

That would be hockey. Way too many nogs and third world street shitters are into soccer

Hockey actually does a great job of keeping them out

As nick Mullen said "Nigeria, Is there a funnier way to pronounce it?"

jokes on Germany half the team is Nigerian

"The category is, 'Sports that annoy you'."