Jim is a defeated old man.

29  2018-04-07 by bitchgotapeckah

He’s completely given up. He thinks doing absolutely nothing enjoyable in life is success because he’s a boring AA idiot. He has no passion. Even in his sex life (his real addiction) he’s completely bland. He’s a boring old loser falling for camgirls and the easiest, most obvious dummy whores like Mary Jean. He’s a closeted gay man that has completely given up on living his life honestly. How the fuck does a person live so long being such a fucking phony without just killing themselves? Wouldn’t it be easier to just be honest? Instead he’ll trudge on being a milquetoast loser leaving us to only remember him for his shame and desperation... and not even in a funny way.

10 comments

1  deanthecleanmachine 2018-04-07

we heard you

1  literalotherkin 2018-04-07

tell us how you really feel or sumthin

1  thats-the-bit 2018-04-07

AIDS will do that to a guy. It’s a real motherfucker. Jim has Full Blown AIDS.

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-07

I've read some recent literature suggesting that HIV is only a harmless passenger virus, and it's not what causes AIDS.

This means that not only does Jim have both HIV and AIDS, but also, his entire volume of work is nullified and meaningless.

1  Purplestahli 2018-04-07

Hot take

1  tonybygodcole 2018-04-07

Any post smashing this worm will automatically get an upvote from me. This shit has been long overdue.

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-04-07

Being phony is his only real addiction

1  Christopher_Barton 2018-04-07

I cannot believe his awful Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch book is thirty dollars on amazon.

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1  Breadsexual 2018-04-07

Mary Jean is the new Opie.