How does Morton even go out in public? He is just so embarrassing. I was watching nick diapalo on Jim and Sam and all I could think is that Nick must think Jim is the creepiest most embarrassing freak on the planet. He comes across as a pretty nice guy, but him and Colin and Vos must all know about the prince Allen thing. I don’t see how Jim can even leave his apartment at this point. I guess he just has no self awareness
He would start crying about being in a satanic cult and have to sit in the snake pit if he was high. The interns need to make him a real diablo sandwhich. I am talking about diazapam sandwich like you feed dogs."Now guys come on now take that cock out of my ass its not tuesday" imagine him high he would just start chanting on the radio.
You know what's even more embarrassing? He up until recently would order petite filet mignons from high end steakhouses well done, but recently started getting them broiled medium well, as he's expanding his culture and horizons.
Pure vanity. It's impossible to enjoy a well done steak, unless you're literary starving or a third worlder and their diaspora, who order everything well done from fear of bacteria and now it's part of their culture. Sam ordering from the kid's menu is more dignified than a man eating a well done steak. He just like the idea of going to a high end eatery with the rest of the grown ups, and LARPing being a functional adult.
I stopped drinking altogether in December and I guarantee I’m more addicted to alcohol than Jim is or ever was, and I can eat food with alcohol in it and it has no effect on me.
Jimmy is a self obsessed, self deceiving faggot who is just doing this whole alcoholism charade for attention. Everyone around him knows he’s a phony but he subtly threatens his friends that if they question him, he’ll get very nasty. He’s just as bad as Opie with demanding everyone walk on eggshells around him.
I hate him completely. There’s literally nothing worthwhile about him. He isn’t funny anymore and with the possible exception of his mother, he has no one in his life who really cares for him.
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3 Opprobriousness 2018-04-06
Wait, is this steak beer battered?! I'm an ADDICT!!!!!
2 LemonJuiceCake 2018-04-06
But sir... Any alcohol content is removed during the cooking process...
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-04-06
can’t risk it dude. I was a problem when I drank.
3 sanhozay1 2018-04-06
How does Morton even go out in public? He is just so embarrassing. I was watching nick diapalo on Jim and Sam and all I could think is that Nick must think Jim is the creepiest most embarrassing freak on the planet. He comes across as a pretty nice guy, but him and Colin and Vos must all know about the prince Allen thing. I don’t see how Jim can even leave his apartment at this point. I guess he just has no self awareness
1 Killgore 2018-04-06
When Bobby had Colin, Vos, and Keith on his podcast someone made a joke about it and everyone laughed.
2 eikekaeMaan 2018-04-06
He would start crying about being in a satanic cult and have to sit in the snake pit if he was high. The interns need to make him a real diablo sandwhich. I am talking about diazapam sandwich like you feed dogs."Now guys come on now take that cock out of my ass its not tuesday" imagine him high he would just start chanting on the radio.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-04-06
You know what's even more embarrassing? He up until recently would order petite filet mignons from high end steakhouses well done, but recently started getting them broiled medium well, as he's expanding his culture and horizons.
2 LemonJuiceCake 2018-04-06
There's literally no point ordering them well done.
3 WhippingHuskies 2018-04-06
Pure vanity. It's impossible to enjoy a well done steak, unless you're literary starving or a third worlder and their diaspora, who order everything well done from fear of bacteria and now it's part of their culture. Sam ordering from the kid's menu is more dignified than a man eating a well done steak. He just like the idea of going to a high end eatery with the rest of the grown ups, and LARPing being a functional adult.
1 CasinoIndian 2018-04-06
Anthony Cumia is a boring old biddy!
1 BoatHack2 2018-04-06
I WAS MORE ANIMAL THAN MAN!
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1 HappensHappen 2018-04-06
I stopped drinking altogether in December and I guarantee I’m more addicted to alcohol than Jim is or ever was, and I can eat food with alcohol in it and it has no effect on me.
Jimmy is a self obsessed, self deceiving faggot who is just doing this whole alcoholism charade for attention. Everyone around him knows he’s a phony but he subtly threatens his friends that if they question him, he’ll get very nasty. He’s just as bad as Opie with demanding everyone walk on eggshells around him.
I hate him completely. There’s literally nothing worthwhile about him. He isn’t funny anymore and with the possible exception of his mother, he has no one in his life who really cares for him.
0 HappensHappen 2018-04-06
I'd love to be a waiter that Jimmy is dictating to, and just say "don't care" and turn around and walk away while he's in the middle of a sentence.
I'd get fired but it would be worth it to see how impotently furious he would get. His tiny baby boy head would turn violet from rage.
I fucking hate Jimmy.