"It only works, if we're all in." (Your ass)

“Then...it DONT work...”

-r/opieandanthony

One time I was in line to get on the Viper, and these kids in the line started making fun of my Dick Tracy two-way light up watch. They wanted to fight me, and I was scared. I wish I could have used the watch to call the actual Dick Tracy to come help me, but I couldn't because he's an imaginary character, and I'm a faggot.

So did I/so was I.

The best part about the Dick Tracy toys was, the same company that made them also made Ninja Turtles figures. So they integrated perfectly with the Dick Tracy universe. Casey Jones had many a fight against Flat Top and Itchy.

(Another great caveat - Flat Top, the only ever William Forsythe action figure. Because sadly, they never made a "Ritchie" from Out For Justice figure. What kind of a world do we live in??)

Holy shit you’re right. That, and mumbles had to be the only Dustin Hoffman figure too

She looks like so many things - a teenage mutant ninja turtle, the female gremlin, a killer klown from outer space, a Dick Tracy villian.

louis gomez in drag

Not really, but she's still ugly.

I honestly don't understand the Mary Jean hate here - she is surely every cis male's fantasy?? Big tits big lips big blowjobs big time big big big.

I don't see it

Bodega monkey

I disagree

https://reallovesexdolls.com/sex-doll-head-077/

It's so not even close that if you did this intentionally it would've been funny, but instead you just look like you have facial blindness.

(Mary Jean on the right.)

Nice comparison, stupid

Her pussy looks like a rottweiler’s mouth