Something confuses me about Dani GoBiteMe...
19 2018-04-06 by Toss__Pot
There is an O&A Louis appearance where Dani is visiting & sat on the bleachers. The boys swooned over her as if she looked amazing, Opie even referenced her having tits (bounce bounce bounce).
I've never seen a pic of Dani looking like anything but an anorexic teen boy... am I missing something or did she just turn ugly at age 16?
30 comments
2 Snake_____86 2018-04-06
It was always built like the Crypt Keeper.
https://imgur.com/a/hMVaz
2 ohpizzawow 2018-04-06
She looks like a female body builder, minus the muscles
2 NGJimmy 2018-04-06
Venus DeMilo
1 B0NEck 2018-04-06
Nice Larry King shoulders stupid
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-06
That picture is super creepy. Always reminds me of this:
http://beta.ems.ladbiblegroup.com/s3/content/cdba5e365a4f98083533a361b66fc8b0.jpg
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-04-06
She looks like an RPG character generator with all the sliders set to random.
DISCARD
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-06
Haven't read this one before
2 BoardroomBimmy 2018-04-06
They always built up any woman like she was the hottest thing walking. They did the same thing for Amy Schumer and Sam's dumpy wife.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-06
Sam's wife (at least a decade ago) does have some nice khazar beefers though.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-04-06
Look at the thumbnail.
There is another (side) pic of her & Anth.See recent thread. She looks just like this one. She atually looks good in both pics.
https://youtu.be/tTUtzGlTNYU
Edit: this is the Louis CK appear.
1 Bams_seed 2018-04-06
Some guys are into that look
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-06
Show us your ass, babe
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-04-06
It's a testament to how truly disgusting all the other female o&a fans were.
1 DryTeeth 2018-04-06
OP - are u suggesting it's weird to see Ant so attracted to a boyish looking girl with the figure of a 12yr old Vietnamese boy? Tits the size of stress balls? BUT - she was under 25yrs - so that makes it fucking cool. And hot.
Seriously dude... how could a 58yr old Anthony Cumia and 50yo Jimmy Norton relate to a woman over 30?
Take Jimmy - his lifestyle, personality & interests are more relatable to 23yr old girls in New York City. They like to hit clubs, bars, socialize - drink, dance, shop... So as frail, anti-social, 'recovering alcoholic', who hasn't drank since his 9th grade summer....when Reagan was fucking president... Jimmy must have A LOT in common with girls who are under 30.
It's not like he's purposely targeting unattainable girls to avoid his real desire of being with a young dude who will butt fuck him for rest of his days...
2 Toss__Pot 2018-04-06
more words please
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-04-06
Lindsey Lohan used to have ample bubbahs back when she was a teen. The drugs and malnutrition robbed her of said bubbahs. Same here?
1 Kalikhead 2018-04-06
And her ass.
1 [deleted] 2018-04-06
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1 Onaincels 2018-04-06
She's anorexic or bulemic. Very thin, but no muscle tone. That weird stringy hair those chicks all have. Bad skin. Just unhealthy looking.
1 RacistPigeon 2018-04-06
They kissed the ass of anything remotely female that walked through the door. That studio full of idiots has lower standards than half the people on this sub, and that’s almost amazing
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2018-04-06
She looks better currently. She’s got s little more weight on her and seems to be doing ok.
1 tonybygodcole 2018-04-06
I liked this post soley because of "GoBiteMe." 🤣
0 Anarox 2018-04-06
Opie confused her with a mirror
2 Toss__Pot 2018-04-06
ME: there it is
1 CuckECheese 2018-04-06
Why? Dani doesn't look like a mirror.
0 shimshammcgraw 2018-04-06
Wow.
-1 momomike 2018-04-06
she’s not an ugly girl and i’m sure when she’s all dolled up she looks great in a crowd of O&A and their fans. as for the tits comment, Opie is retarded. his unfortunate brain can only make simple connections that he heard before and liked enough to remember for reusing. some of which are really outdated from when he must’ve been 12 years old. “girl...girls have boobies....boobies bounce hehehe” this is why he isn’t funny, interesting or witty in any way whatsoever.
1 HappensHappen 2018-04-06
I'll break character in order to make a point. Like everyone who posts on this sub, I'm a social disaster and will die a virgin. I'm desperate, in other words.
So that being said, I find Dani to be legitimately unattractive to the point that I would decline any offer of sex she made to me.
Okay, character back on. Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
2 momomike 2018-04-06
the only reason i wouldn’t fuck her is because she fucked a nigger (anthony) but otherwise she’s cute in the pictures with the glasses. Id put my cock in her if she wasn’t a crazy mudshark.
1 rahtin 2018-04-06
Only because you're a virgin and you're scared of women.
It feels great to stick your dick in something repulsive. Try it sometime.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-04-06
But would your board character fuck Amy's republican character?
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-04-06
it’s the internet, you’re supposed to pretend any woman you don’t like is hideous, go with the faaawkin bit