Something confuses me about Dani GoBiteMe...

19  2018-04-06 by Toss__Pot

There is an O&A Louis appearance where Dani is visiting & sat on the bleachers. The boys swooned over her as if she looked amazing, Opie even referenced her having tits (bounce bounce bounce).

I've never seen a pic of Dani looking like anything but an anorexic teen boy... am I missing something or did she just turn ugly at age 16?

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It was always built like the Crypt Keeper.

https://imgur.com/a/hMVaz

She looks like a female body builder, minus the muscles

Venus DeMilo

Nice Larry King shoulders stupid

That picture is super creepy. Always reminds me of this:

http://beta.ems.ladbiblegroup.com/s3/content/cdba5e365a4f98083533a361b66fc8b0.jpg

She looks like an RPG character generator with all the sliders set to random.

DISCARD

Haven't read this one before

They always built up any woman like she was the hottest thing walking. They did the same thing for Amy Schumer and Sam's dumpy wife.

Sam's wife (at least a decade ago) does have some nice khazar beefers though.

Look at the thumbnail.

There is another (side) pic of her & Anth.See recent thread. She looks just like this one. She atually looks good in both pics.

https://youtu.be/tTUtzGlTNYU

Edit: this is the Louis CK appear.

Some guys are into that look

Show us your ass, babe

It's a testament to how truly disgusting all the other female o&a fans were.

OP - are u suggesting it's weird to see Ant so attracted to a boyish looking girl with the figure of a 12yr old Vietnamese boy? Tits the size of stress balls? BUT - she was under 25yrs - so that makes it fucking cool. And hot.

Seriously dude... how could a 58yr old Anthony Cumia and 50yo Jimmy Norton relate to a woman over 30?

Take Jimmy - his lifestyle, personality & interests are more relatable to 23yr old girls in New York City. They like to hit clubs, bars, socialize - drink, dance, shop... So as frail, anti-social, 'recovering alcoholic', who hasn't drank since his 9th grade summer....when Reagan was fucking president... Jimmy must have A LOT in common with girls who are under 30.

It's not like he's purposely targeting unattainable girls to avoid his real desire of being with a young dude who will butt fuck him for rest of his days...

more words please

Lindsey Lohan used to have ample bubbahs back when she was a teen. The drugs and malnutrition robbed her of said bubbahs. Same here?

And her ass.

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She's anorexic or bulemic. Very thin, but no muscle tone. That weird stringy hair those chicks all have. Bad skin. Just unhealthy looking.

They kissed the ass of anything remotely female that walked through the door. That studio full of idiots has lower standards than half the people on this sub, and that’s almost amazing

She looks better currently. She’s got s little more weight on her and seems to be doing ok.

I liked this post soley because of "GoBiteMe." 🤣

Opie confused her with a mirror

ME: there it is

Why? Dani doesn't look like a mirror.

Wow.

she’s not an ugly girl and i’m sure when she’s all dolled up she looks great in a crowd of O&A and their fans. as for the tits comment, Opie is retarded. his unfortunate brain can only make simple connections that he heard before and liked enough to remember for reusing. some of which are really outdated from when he must’ve been 12 years old. “girl...girls have boobies....boobies bounce hehehe” this is why he isn’t funny, interesting or witty in any way whatsoever.

she’s not an ugly girl

I'll break character in order to make a point. Like everyone who posts on this sub, I'm a social disaster and will die a virgin. I'm desperate, in other words.

So that being said, I find Dani to be legitimately unattractive to the point that I would decline any offer of sex she made to me.

Okay, character back on. Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

the only reason i wouldn’t fuck her is because she fucked a nigger (anthony) but otherwise she’s cute in the pictures with the glasses. Id put my cock in her if she wasn’t a crazy mudshark.

Only because you're a virgin and you're scared of women.

It feels great to stick your dick in something repulsive. Try it sometime.

But would your board character fuck Amy's republican character?

she’s not an ugly girl

it’s the internet, you’re supposed to pretend any woman you don’t like is hideous, go with the faaawkin bit