The last professional faggot

I hope his kid pisses in his mouth.

It even has the forked hair in the middle good job brothaman

Creepy and accurate.

Yet some how too handsome.

Sam's head is repulsive.

Sam's repulsive.

Also works.

Sam will sell posters of this on his “merch” site because he thinks he looks badass. Also available as a button or coffee mug

Beep beep, Jimmy.

Heheheheheheh uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuhhhh....

We all suck down here.

Thank you.

The irony that the director of IT 2017 modeled his Pennywise to look like a giant evil baby and it looks just like Sam.

I know you’re reading this Sam. Just give up you fucking ugly dork. No one likes you.

Get this over to the wrestling community so he is bombarded with it every time he's on that world wildlife foundation thing

Pennydumb.

Scratch Opie Roberts. This name is better.

tss what is he itchy or sumphin'

DVVVV DVVVV

Out of all the homeruns you could have linked you chose a fatboy Bartolo Colon one?

yep

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I hope this catches on.

Take this REDDIT Gold.

If Opie and the fat Cuban had a child together it would look like Sam.

I hate that I know his suit was maroon.. Excellent job, AAA+++ will give grown men nightmares.

"Hey, leave short-stay motel curtains jacket alone."

It's not often that a man appearing on 'almost TV' unironically wears a suit that he fished out of the dumpster behind a Goodwill store...

You'll suck too.

Wait wait wait........Did you guys see shitloafs shoes today? This asshole makes Opie look talented.

PennyWise-ass

Giving Sam this much attention Jesus Christ dude

They obsess over Ant as well. Hourly.

Shut up anth

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Don't worry, pal. It'll be opie's turn again soon.

Sam likes to brush off the "haters" but I bet this one hurts just a little. He knows deep down how accurate this is.

You're very ugly, Sam. You look like a nightmarish clown.

How many hours in MS Paint?

Nice job fella. What software did you do this with?

The lack of child porn this time will keep you unbanned. Well played.

Any photoshops yet of the predator with a bozo wig?

Fucker looks like Pennywise

Did Sam's mom ever sleep with Clint Howard?

Predator monster with a Bozo wig.