Alex Jones is the funniest man on the planet, bar none.

0  2018-04-05 by WhippingHuskies

I heard him say that the globalists are destabilizing the West, which will lead to mass warfare and unrest through out the world, then they'll start WW3 so they could wipe out 95% of the population, then the white survivors and globalists will merge with the machine, becoming cyborgs, and start controlling the cosmos through Satanic ritual. I know he's fucking around, and part of his MO is to sell fear and the outrageous so he can sneak in ugly truths without turning people off to his agenda. But even still, the dude is absolutely an entertainment genius.

17 comments

1  Snake_____86 2018-04-05

They're turning freaking frogs gay.

1  WhippingHuskies 2018-04-05

It's actually true. Last year he was talking about genetically modified spiders who were making super strong silks, to be used as super . He said some guy tried to fight him at the local pizzeria b/c he didn't believe in the super spider story. Literally everything he says is gold.

1  WhippingHuskies 2018-04-05

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2czPfFe3-U Anything he says is funnier than anything any comedian has ever put out on stage. And, it's all off the top of his head.

1  Bams_seed 2018-04-05

You're going to be on the wrong side in the battle of good vs evil. Righteousness always prevails

1  WhippingHuskies 2018-04-05

No way. I've chosen my side carefully.

1  CoyoteeBongwater 2018-04-05

Which side is the lizard jews on, I'll just stay with them they've been doin alright

1  BeerCanThick 2018-04-05

He's a court-acknowledged work and a pro wrestling carney. He's like Mick Foley's Mankind character with a conspiracy theory bent. Anybody who listens to Alex Jones and doesn't recognize immediately that it is a wrestling promo by now is a dumbass.

If you listen to his early stuff, even stuff from around 10 years ago, he's not anywhere near the level of Carney he is now and he actually was saying truthful stuff. But it was always that Patrice thing. "Oh, he's making sense about Monsanto and now he's jamming marbles in his asshole."

The last time I heard him was pre-election and he was so deep in the Maniac Mankind-Promo shit he was sincerely professing belief that NEO-NAZI WEREWOLVES EXISTED AND HAD THEIR PAWS ON THE LEVEL OF POWER. He wasn't even metaphorical in his character during that promo. It was too fucking bizarre to even laugh at as a work so I was done.

1  WhippingHuskies 2018-04-05

To be fair, what he said in court shouldn't be taken as gospel as he was in the midst of a vicious custody battle. I like Alex, always have, and believe most of what he says, but he's taken it too far. Also his alcoholism and coke addiction has really fucked him.

1  BeerCanThick 2018-04-05

Yeah, maybe he was saying that to keep the children and money, so I don't blame him at all for that, but he's a work and he's outworn his welcome, at least for me. And he's making other people look really retarded now.

Like the crisis actor thing and showing how the news is performative and scripted was good. Its thought provoking and interesting and questioning the validity of the news and the movement was something he should do...yet at the same time he's talking about reptilians and aliens and Satan being real.

1  WhippingHuskies 2018-04-05

For years he stayed away from the alien agenda and reptilian shit, I guess he was trying to establish himself as a respectable journalist. But somewhere down the road, he just jumped into that rabbithole with both feet in, and stopped caring about everything.

1  SibHashian13 2018-04-05

Haha funny how the pope doesn't even believe in Satan. But I like Alex.

1  HomeRunCumia 2018-04-05

Were you done, stupid?

1  BeerCanThick 2018-04-05

I was actually. Thanks for asking!

1  Opesterino 2018-04-05

dont know you? historians call the cold war WW3. We are gearing up for WW5!

1  TheDarkFezRises 2018-04-05

Alex Jones is the basic gestalt. If you want the whole enchilada you have to take the David Icke pill.

1  edfromla 2018-04-05

The scary part is about a third of the shit he says is right on but people dismiss it for supposed legit sources like CNN or FOX. Their all the same shit .

1  WhippingHuskies 2018-04-05

Yea. I don't know why he went down this route. He didn't have to. He's right about most stuff, but then goes on some insane tangent. There's definitely something going on with his brain.

1  WhippingHuskies 2018-04-05

Yea. I don't know why he went down this route. He didn't have to. He's right about most stuff, but then goes on some insane tangent. There's definitely something going on with his brain.