I don’t know what looks worst the can of Abdul Lite, Ants Body, or a Speedo on Ari Shaffir.

Yes.

I just noticed the second beer on deck ready to go so Ant doesn’t have to get out of the pool.

Yeah, you don’t have a problem, dude.

I call them pocket beers and they are perfectly acceptable sir

Trust me, I've been there.

But, it's a very booze-hound move.

They must be butchered. The Kyke, Sand Nigger, and mudshark. Genocide is the only solution.

Why is it always little dicked dudes in speedos

same reasons girls wear it. they have no dick

oy vey

she's pretty

She's not yuck.

Ari's speedo and the vampire are not fetch.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fetch

Thanks bb

thank you sugar

Ari's head looks photoshopped.

[rubs hands together]

Are you sure that’s a speedo or did he borrow a pair of the chicks panties?

Ant would not approve of some of her scene partners.

Ant is kayfabing his gut with the ole "I'm just cold" trick

Is lanie just a sex trafficker, pimp or what?

Yes.

Ari got muppet legs like CQ

That girl is 70 in Ant years

Sitting in a broth of hot precum, old man booze sweat, and feet - there's no shower hot enough to clean that whore

What awful tits.

The girl has some awful boobs as well.

They’re bog, but how important is the nipple?

Thats a deep hot tub. Lucky gal

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZtt_VHX0AEwhNO.jpg:large

I wonder who's blowing who?

Crater face holds his beer like an insecure 20 year old.

Ant should always slick his hair back. Every picture I've seen of him that his face isn't horrendous (2) he has slicked back hair.

Also, Bud Light is the RC cola of beer.

She's too old for Ant and Ari is too jewish for Ant. Why are they there?

Ari looks like he’s figuring out a way to pick pocket them.