Sam Roberts

71  2018-04-04 by Moveinslience

11 comments

Nice Wall of Sound, stupid.

Nice overproduced Beatle album, stupid.

Nice outrageous stupid wig, stupid.

More idiot quotes:

I'm dealing in rock'n'roll. I'm, like, I'm not a bona fide human being and I shot my girlfriend dead.

The gun went off accidentally when I shot my girlfriend dead.

People tell me they idolise me, want to be like me, but I tell them, 'trust me, you don't want my life.' I've been a very tortured soul and I shot my girlfriend dead.

When I went into the studio I created a sound that I wanted to hear and I shot my girlfriend dead.

I felt obligated to change music to art, the same way that Galileo proved the Earth was round to the world and that the Sun did not stand still and I shot my girlfriend dead.

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage and by shooting my girlfriend dead.

This was a remarkable waste of your time.

This guy does not look like Sam Roberts but he is an ugly person so I understand the confusion

SAMMY BRANMUFFINS

Nope, Phil actually got shit done in his life.

OK, let's review.

I'm dealing in rock'n'roll. I'm, like, I'm not a bona fide human being and I shot my girlfriend dead.

The gun went off accidentally when I shot my girlfriend dead.

People tell me they idolise me, want to be like me, but I tell them, 'trust me, you don't want my life.' I've been a very tortured soul and I shot my girlfriend dead.

When I went into the studio I created a sound that I wanted to hear and I shot my girlfriend dead.

I felt obligated to change music to art, the same way that Galileo proved the Earth was round to the world and that the Sun did not stand still and I shot my girlfriend dead.

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage and by shooting my girlfriend dead.

Lookin better

Sam Roberts or Anthony Cumia?

Sham Slobberts

OK, let's review.

I'm dealing in rock'n'roll. I'm, like, I'm not a bona fide human being and I shot my girlfriend dead.

The gun went off accidentally when I shot my girlfriend dead.

People tell me they idolise me, want to be like me, but I tell them, 'trust me, you don't want my life.' I've been a very tortured soul and I shot my girlfriend dead.

When I went into the studio I created a sound that I wanted to hear and I shot my girlfriend dead.

I felt obligated to change music to art, the same way that Galileo proved the Earth was round to the world and that the Sun did not stand still and I shot my girlfriend dead.

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage and by shooting my girlfriend dead.