Those teeth are worse than those of the brit faggots that frequent this sub.

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"The blonde beauty" "The looker" "The beauty" "The cover girl" "The red carpet darling" "The A-list star"

What the fuck. Talk about laying it on thick.

Thats certainly been her philosophy when it comes to margarine

and Vagisil

What the fuck. Talk about laying it on thick.

The Daily Mail is a right-wing Murdoch owned garbage tabloid for morons. They're laying it on thick so dipshits will argue in the comment section or even worse share the article elsewhere and express their outrage.

What's the UK equivalent of Pizza Gate?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Westminster_sexual_scandals

CrumpetGate

Is that when the gov'nah of the ye ol' crumpet shop is trafficking young lads?

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And so jerk offs like OP will link directly to it.

Propaganda. Fake news.

Very, very disrespectful. Sad.

Red carpet darling? Isn't that where she lost her 2nd fan base by acting shocking?

She is as big as Rosie at this point.Jesus Christ.

Pretty solid proof ((them)) control everything. Bitch got no talent but we're told she's a star!

The best part of the article is that the editor didn't check to make sure the images came from the same source. The Shutterstock images don't have any editing and show her bad skin and eye bags. The Getty Images photos are so washed out and smoothed to make her look less flawed.

she already has to get her wedding ring resized

yeh well she'd better go again soon. they will have to cut that fucking thing off her finger if she waits much longer.

Woof.

She stuns in Pink because she looks like a pig.

Lol, look at her fucking man hands

Ya gotta stun a hog before you slice it's neck open and butcher it, it's inhumane otherwise.

Fucking greasy, unwashed hair. What a pig

Hopefully she gets stunned with a bolt to the head and turned into bacon. Get it? Cos she's a pig.

I got it!

She wore a pink blouse, suit coat, and uninteresting plain pink skirt. Does she want some kind of certificate of achievement?

Perhaps a blue ribbon could be placed on her snout.

Pink? More like poink!

Amirite?

Now that I look at old pictures of her, I realize she always had that about to be fat look

it's "stunning" how much of a lunch lady she's become

Nice ventilation flap, stupid.

At this point it's basically an insult when the media calls a woman attractive. It's always done to compensate for the fact that they're a fucking hog.

The Daily Mail does this all the time. "_______ shows that she's still got the goods at 56 as she frolics on the beach in Malta". Meanwhile, the old cow is spilling out of her bathing suit six ways from Sunday.

The reason why these "articles" are so over the top is because they're letting the publicists write them.

It's just an ad for the outfit. Every time they do one of these things, they have a link to buy what the woman is wearing in the pics.

This is just (((Big Amy))) making a few bucks on the side, and getting some PR, to boot.

Looks like someone took a diaherria dump on her chest with all those freckles.

She's just as fat in any color.

Fucking retarded pig, fuck you

The media go out of their way to report any nice thing about this fatty Pig fatty.

She has the chest of a 50 year old.

Fucking yuck.

Why are people still giving this asshole attention?

Also, did that ring come out of a gum-ball machine at the supermarket?

I'm wondering if he had to get the cheap shit ring because of the feed budget he has to cover for Ms. Piggy.

She also has HPV. Off topic, I know, I figured I'd just remind everyone of that when she starts to raise awareness when her oven needs to be vacuumed out.

She's really strangling that sausage with a ring

no doubt in my mind this bitch got married just to come up with material for another 60 minute special.

then divorce after that for another ANOTHER special

the most predictable career trajectory (((they’ve))) pre planned years, decades in advance

Look at the size of that ring. It’s a 15 carat rock but on her hand looks like a tiny speck of dust

Red carpet darling? Isn't that where she lost her 2nd fanbase?

Stunningly fat.

What the fuck did they do to that first picture in photoshop? The unintended result is her arms came out completely fucking purple like she's emperor fucking palpatine.

Pig

Her tits look like there was an explosion in a cookie dough factory.

Christ, I’m in love with this YouTube suicide chick. Crazy, sexy and pretty feet. Probably a very hairy puss but I make some allowances.

THE LOOKER.. Holy shit. She is a goddamn slug.

"The looker, 36, has been promoting her new comedy I Feel Pretty where she plays an average woman who believes she has transformed into a knockout after falling off her bicycle in a spin class."

That isn't a movie. She's genuiney an average ugly pig who thinks she's hot.

I thought she was dating that singer...comedians flip lovers quick damn

She's built like a Honeybaked Ham.

Nice outfit :/

Bizarro world Schumer

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