anyone remember that story he relayed about his dislike of sleeping with a woman in the same bed, and how if she tries to cuddle or touch him he freaks out and suppresses yelling at her to "GET THE FUCK OFF ME"
Chippah,if there's one thing that (((those people))) know a thing or two about, it's stealing. Don't you nevah leave the valuables unlocked in the presence of a desert person, my muddah would always say.
In the second picture he's legitimately doing a forearm flex pose. He looks like he kind of lifts weights sometimes or works a kind of physical job. I guess this is the height of him being in shape, and seeing as he is obsessed with himself it's natural that he would try to subtly flex in every pic.
I listened for five minutes today. That was a big mistake. In that short time I heard that chick author/comic use the word ‘like’ at least 30 times. She mentioned contempt being a leading reason marriages break up. Young James Norton chimed in with a ‘yeah, contempt’s a real motherfucker’ or some such shit. That’s all I could take.
I mean, he used to be a complete fat pig, so good for him. But what’s bothersome about it is that if you’re going to work out like that anyway, lift a weight. Losing the weight took some work, but he could have built muscle at the same time and actually lost the weight faster. You’re at the gym anyway, stupid.
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3 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-04-03
This retarded behaviour is 100% because he thinks his arms look amazing.
2 Stud_beaner_69 2018-04-03
Good damn, I can't not laugh everytime I see that
2 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-04-03
It so crazy.
1 ballpitpredator 2018-04-03
I can't even watch it all the way through
1 Psych555 2018-04-03
He's conducting a retard opera.
2 Snake_____86 2018-04-03
Over a decade being a "gym rat" and all he has to show for is a bone with 2mm of flesh on it.
2 SledgeBammer 2018-04-03
Jimmy only has female trainers so he ends up looking like Tit Nomoro. Doesn’t he realize that muscle mass helps increase your resting metabolism?
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-04-03
How many times you think he paid trainers in the past to let him smell their sweaty puss?
1 LetsGoToThePhones 2018-04-03
You can lift all you want, but without some testosterone you're always gonna look like a middle-aged lesbian.
Also I remember Jimmy used to eat egg whites only, you need cholesterol to make testosterone, stupid.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-04-03
You also need calories. Benching a 10lb bar and eating a handful of pretzels isn't going to do shit
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1 doodoopeepees 2018-04-03
Jim should get on test. Would probably lead to terribly deviant behavior though.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-04-03
Yes because he's such a tortured addict.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-04-03
anyone remember that story he relayed about his dislike of sleeping with a woman in the same bed, and how if she tries to cuddle or touch him he freaks out and suppresses yelling at her to "GET THE FUCK OFF ME"
2 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-03
I do that too but I think it's probably due to my overpowering retardation
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-04-03
same, i'm not necessarily judging him
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-04-03
The first step is acceptance.
1 FrankkWasBetter 2018-04-03
Mr. steal your girl.
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1 TheRealLaurenKubera 2018-04-03
That's what Dave 'lets get political' Smith calls him.
1 DeclanGunn 2018-04-03
Chippah,if there's one thing that (((those people))) know a thing or two about, it's stealing. Don't you nevah leave the valuables unlocked in the presence of a desert person, my muddah would always say.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-04-03
Bottom one must have been during his transition between chubby and aids. He looks solidly 15 lbs lighter nowadays.
1 dopef123 2018-04-03
In the second picture he's legitimately doing a forearm flex pose. He looks like he kind of lifts weights sometimes or works a kind of physical job. I guess this is the height of him being in shape, and seeing as he is obsessed with himself it's natural that he would try to subtly flex in every pic.
1 bigstephen420 2018-04-03
Can't expect him to jerk off/edge for 8 hours a day for the past couple decades and not show off the results.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-04-03
I listened for five minutes today. That was a big mistake. In that short time I heard that chick author/comic use the word ‘like’ at least 30 times. She mentioned contempt being a leading reason marriages break up. Young James Norton chimed in with a ‘yeah, contempt’s a real motherfucker’ or some such shit. That’s all I could take.
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-04-03
Mr Clean's last wisp of HIV status into full blown AIDS
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-04-03
I mean, he used to be a complete fat pig, so good for him. But what’s bothersome about it is that if you’re going to work out like that anyway, lift a weight. Losing the weight took some work, but he could have built muscle at the same time and actually lost the weight faster. You’re at the gym anyway, stupid.
1 rahtin 2018-04-03
He's finally starting to develop some muscle tone and you faggots are shitting on him for it.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-04-03
He's nauseatingly proud of himself & needs to be stopped.
1 ohmycawd 2018-04-03
Where???
1 JG0923 2018-04-03
What a complete fag
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-04-03
You don't want to motherfuck him.
1 panasonictooth 2018-04-03
He looks like he's been weight training witg those pink weights.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-04-03
Spindly jacking-off forearms, just like me, fam.
Let me mail you a plaid overshirt wear over your Sabbath tee-shirts.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-04-03
I imagine if his blood gets into an open wound he could be a problem.