r/opieandanthony: I just caught a black man stealing a Vizio sound bar and made a reference to this subreddit. AMA.

I just caught a black man stealing a Vizio sound bar and made a reference to this subreddit. AMA.

14 2018-04-03 by srb9586

When the cops got there to detain the gentleman, I said "At least he didn't flee in his vehicle and kill his 2 year old son" the combined look of not knowing what the fuck I was talking about and horror on their faces was immeasurable. This subreddit has ruined my life, my liver and now most likely, my job.

14 comments

1 AngloNonRevisionist 2018-04-03

What other escapades do you have to amaze us with, the life of a loss prevention officer or member of the zimmerman tribe must be bloody marvelous

0 srb9586 2018-04-03

I mean, not much, but at least I'm not British. So I got that going for me.

1 AngloNonRevisionist 2018-04-03

Not even a tad?

1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-03

Ted's Tad Emporium!

1 MrAndySocial 2018-04-03

Yeah that happened.

1 srb9586 2018-04-03

I think you're strongly underestimating how much not communicating with a lot of people and drinking myself autistic every night can be socially devastating.

1 enzo_trash 2018-04-03

its worse if you try and be social, always embarrassing to wake up to texts I sent black out to girls with boyfriends or just perverted desperate shit

People look down on reclusive alcoholics, but they are doing that for you

1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-04-03

I thought i was the only one!

1 Amiigo7 2018-04-03

Did his nose look like it was smeared on his face?

1 srb9586 2018-04-03

When I last saw him, his nose was in pristine nigger shape.

1 theceilinistheroof 2018-04-03

Was really expecting a Vos plug here.

1 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2018-04-03

Do you mean like (this?)[http://comedyshoppe.laughstub.com/event.cfm?cart&id=496585] Because the seats are a' fillin.

1 doodoopeepees 2018-04-03