I prefer to have the tv or radio on too. It makes me feel like I have friends.

Don't worry camper, you'll always have a friend...
...in Kratom.

I put on podcasts about true crime or the paranormal.

Not true crime but late night radio and podcasts about UFOs and shit...I’ve been using that to fall asleep for years. I don’t believe a word of it. It’s just comfy for some reason.

Please, he has no guilt over it. He's a megalomaniac in his own little Nigger world.

He often said he would fall asleep to Aliens, where people get face raped.

Nah it’s the loneliness. They leave it on all night and even when they leave the house. They’re scared of being in their house all alone. The emptier their house feels, the more they’re forced to reckon with how empty they are inside.

Does that mean Joseph Cumia falls asleep to young Einstein to remember all the adolescent saliva he has collected over the years?

Nah, it's his own childhood trauma

When he was a kid the only time there was a chance Joe Sr and Ro weren't fighting would be when the TV was on

Which is why all the TV's in his house are on all the time, not just when he's trying to fall asleep

This and his father's voice calling him a pillow biter.

That man had foresight.

That treefort Richard story ended wayyyyh differently in real life.

He's definitely NOT so sad, lonely, miserable, and guilt-ridden that he would create a profile like /u/Sixglassjoggers to undermine his Jew stoolie who sang all the songs of his child rape. Nope, definitely not.

It reminds him of his childhood, living at home with wonderful parents in a warm bed, being tucked in by a lovely mother. With Joe's cock in his ass.

That took a sexy turn...

How did Anthony fall asleep when he spent the night in the tree house with his gay friend?

Yup, child screams and then suddenly silenced by the Seinfeld intro beat

Dani gets a sharp pain in her right rib everytime she hears that intro like a more boyish Harry Potter

The only real question is why you post stupid shit like this?

I cannot sleep unless I either have complete silence or white noise.

My conscience is clear.

White noise, is that GWAR or something?

No like the sound of wind or trees rustling. I grew up on a farm.

Me neither. I can only pass out with the t.v on if im pretty drunk. (Hintity hint hint)

I highly recommend a Snooz white noise machine. Some of the best money I've ever spent.

Similar here, need complete silence or some kind of familiar noise in my earbuds. Rain will do, crickets, etc. Starting listening to ASMR stuff, I don’t get the “tingles” people talk about but listening to fingernails tapping or someone whispering works well for me. Can fall asleep to Mystery Science theater or (preferably) Rifftrax, too. If I struggle with sleep my wife gently pushes her fingernails into my back and neck in random spots (she calls it ‘claw’) and it pretty quickly knocks me out. I love claw. I’m sure it means I was fucked as a child or something but claw is worth it.

ME: BROOOOOOOTALLLLLLL

Forcefully penetrated, and willingly blown.

Or it’s tinnitus. Ready for my downvotes.

You're kidding yourself if you think that's what is keeping him up. He doesn't give a shit about that. What keeps him up at night is the echoes of his father telling him what a faggot he is.

Or that nogs are gonna come through the front door

I think he's just a deeply lonely guy. Why else would he surround himself with hyper-dependent leaches? He's that kid in school who would give you any of his things if you'd just be his friend.

He would still be too horned up to properly fall asleep otherwise? Sad!

And the ghost of his crying dead mother of course.

Your mother sucks cocks in hell!

Who doesn't

Brother joe had sex w his mother twice

This and his father's voice calling him a pillow biter.

Or that nogs are gonna come through the front door

That treefort Richard story ended wayyyyh differently in real life.