Hello. I spent 8 weeks on an Internet message board desperately seeking attention. Ask me anything and I'll respond vaguely or sarcastically while I watch my upvotes give me a sense of worth. Hey, did you hear I'm doing a podcast now purely out of demand from the community and my love of production?
75 2018-04-03 by [deleted]
85 comments
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-03
Nice lips, stupid
1 The-Liberace-Flu 2018-04-03
Try using different user name Anthony the six glass reference gives you away
1 Sixglassjoggers 2018-04-03
This is what you've become? Anyone who bashes a con artist, attention whoring, shit posting, sodomite is Anthony?
1 Toss__Pot 2018-04-03
No offence, but you're sounding like Anthony now
1 Sixglassjoggers 2018-04-03
I remember I has just finished FUCKING Danny's whore sister and was going through the shit in her room and there were six glass butt plugs in individual ziploc bags in an old shoe box (size nine that big footed WHORE) underneath her bra and panties and I asked why we didn't perhaps use them when she was getting her whore cervix impaled and she said she only puts them in when she goes to jog. I told Danny her SIX GLASS JOGGERS.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-04-03
For someone who thinks he is still hilarious, AND doesn't get affected by this place. Your showing neither things.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-04-03
I think 'sixth grade joggers' is more appropriate.
Did you just woke up or are you still up?
1 WilliamTellAll 2018-04-03
its amazing the hours he keeps especially with all the downers he takes to suppress the memory of mommy's shoes, daddy's words and sue's throbber.
1 thedude831 2018-04-03
HOW FASCINATING
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-03
I don't have a sister :(
1 thedude831 2018-04-03
You’re right. The comment you responded to was the most Anthony thing I’ve ever heard him say this side of “how many years until you turn 18?”
1 dmix 2018-04-03
idk does Ant ever say "btw"? That sounds like something a per-octernarian would say. Just a wannabe dick sucker.
1 Sixglassjoggers 2018-04-03
You could certainly spot a real cock sucker from a wannabe huh? You dumb fucks think I'm Anthony. I bet you'll spend all day in between making your only mark on the world by posting here and actually thinking a successful comedian would ever come here. No one successful comes here. This is a place where phonies and sodomites congregate and tell each other they are fucking brilliant by making twenty year show references and harassing someone's brother they can't stand is doing better than them!
1 BlueBash 2018-04-03
Only Anthony would pretend to not be Anthony so much
1 dmix 2018-04-03
definitely not Anthony. He's neither successful or a comedian. And when Howard said Ant should be a comedian he said that was dumb.
1 --DC-- 2018-04-03
"harassing someone's brother they can't stand is doing better than them!"
Joe, here's to you (in order):
1) Stroking out from being a fat guinea slob, thus losing your ability to play in your gay little band;
2) Sitting under an oak tree in a wheelchair, getting a sunburn while your wife is getting plowed by the colored man that lives down the block;
3) Getting cancer from that sunburn and thus being forced to sit inside in a rocking chair looking out the front window;
4) Watching your daughter develop a quick-blossoming relationship with the colored man's son and his friends out on your lawn;
5) Crying as your daughter comes back into the house picking dandelions out of her hair, well-satisfied;
6) Having another stroke, this time fully disabling you;
7) Being forced to watch "The People's Court" as you can't reach the remote, hoping that your brother won't forget about you in the home like he did with his mother;
8) Not dying painlessly.
The end.
1 anonimescu 2018-04-03
Some people are making accounts that are designed to mimick Anthony in his style of twitter writing. He could be Ant,but more likely a troll pretending to be Anthony pretending to be just a regular Joe. We have reached levels of autism never thought possible
1 SaturdaySuperstar 2018-04-03
Ahhh, I dunno. You guys with all this electronical computer garbage. Gimme a pair of rabbit ears wrapped in tinfoil to try and snag a porno PayTV signal any day
1 ZanyWackyEdgy 2018-04-03
WHERE'S MY GUN.......FUCK
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-04-03
My my aren’t you just a stand-alone fruit.
1 AlexanderGrape 2018-04-03
Shut your cake horn!
1 jsnoots 2018-04-03
You should make fun of how few Twitter followers he has, that shit works on every level.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-04-03
He already did with his post likes.
1 dmix 2018-04-03
Still funny 4 years later
1 loperetti 2018-04-03
I've never seen anyone on this sub chastise anyone over upvotes, maybe it is Anthony but more likely its satire. But I 100% believe anyone involved with o&a lurk here.
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2018-04-03
That’s what he did with my real account too. I have close to 1100 (real ones. I delete bots) and I tweeted something saying “I disagree here’s why....” and wasn’t a dick. I just disagreed with him on something political and he blocked me.
1 WilliamTellAll 2018-04-03
attacking peoples post history on a fresh account.
how big of you.
dont you have a welfare sibling to pay? it was the first just the other day.
1 Sixglassjoggers 2018-04-03
I'm not some fucking loser who has to post all day. Don't you have some shoplifting to do with your son?
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-04-03
That's boring and lazy, even for a troglodyte layabout such as yourself.
Now hurry up, sweetheart, don't want to miss your commute husband. The 10:05 from Roslyn Station leaves soon, and you still haven't packed your brown bag lunch! Thankfully, the gas station sells it in a easy-to-carry 6-pack.
1 Sixglassjoggers 2018-04-03
What's it like to wake up and fail immediately? Your first of many posts here and the only reason anyone will waste their life reading it is because of me. Your perfectly typed flair just reeks of a childhood spent ass fucked by a clown you call your dad.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-04-03
Did you alternate between typing in the first and third person? Even in your fantasy world where you're pretending to be some never-was, washed up, debased, racist, ignorant, alcoholic woman puncher/punchee, you're not the one in control of your own life. Tells me more about you than your projecting your 'rough' relationship with Papi.
My flair is missing a comma and everything else just fell flat.
🚨🚨CITIZEN, YOU ARE NOW UNDER ARREST FOR A PISS POOR PECKERING. 🚨🚨
1 loperetti 2018-04-03
Reminder Anthony couldn't over power Vinnie brands tiny daughter and had to resort to literally biting her. He bit a women and tore the phone off the wall when she tried to call the police.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-04-03
Bahaha! The old queen deleted her brand new fake account! Finally bedtime, I guess.
1 Chippahjim 2018-04-03
What was the reference?
1 The-Liberace-Flu 2018-04-03
Heard it on the show a long time ago not sure from which one of them, just guessed Anthony he needs about six glasses of wine just to get going. lucky he didn't find out about my seven twitter followers and scolded me for it
1 aprosbro 2018-04-03
Keep paying for compound media.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-04-03
Not gonna lie, if Danny signed up for flight training school I would call the FBI
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-03
Ah yes. Five years ago.
1 StraightOuttaContra 2018-04-03
Looks like "da Cuban" if he got a tape worm
1 justneedtologin 2018-04-03
On the bright side, there's really nothing he can do after his AMA gets un-stickied to keep a steady flow of people to his podcast. He'll have to return to neurotically responding to every mention of himself in any thread like he'd been doing the past 2 weeks, which will cause everyone to turn on him again. It would be a different story if his podcast were worth listening to, but it's a run-of-the-mill nerd podcast. Movies, video games, pop culture. Same as 10,000 other podcasts. Good production as you'd expect, but that's basically irrelevant these days. People want interesting content, and he has nothing to offer. It's honestly 1 step above Brian on the Brink. I can't even think of anything I'd want to hear him talk about. He'll have to resort to stirring up drama with Anthony or doing shows about O&A-related stuff to keep anyone here interested. Maybe he should have taken a page from Sam's book and weaseled his way into hosting gigs at every opportunity. Then he might have developed the ability to carry a show.
It is pretty annoying how he got comfy with the mods so he could get a link on the sidebar and a stickied AMA. But I guess I don't fault him. He fucked up his career and has to watch all his former coworkers continue working. We're basically all he has. If I were in his situation I'd probably try to milk it for all it's worth too.
Still want him gone though, fucking insect.
1 scorezman 2018-04-03
For a second there I thought the Mad Cuban contracted HiV.
1 XenusWingman 2018-04-03
"Where we at with the AIDS Cubes?"
1 ohmycawd 2018-04-03
The cringe of that AMA. Watching everyone ballwash this pos for the slightest bit of tiddle-taddle from a dead radio show.
1 OutlawMemer 2018-04-03
The faggots who indulge this pussy heeb all need to be shot.
1 justneedtologin 2018-04-03
It's honestly baffling. How much of a Compound Media subscriber-level ballwasher do you have to be to kiss his ass like that? His "juicy tidbits" are the most boring shit ever. And the rampant Jewry is disgusting:
Rewarding people for leaving nice comments. Fucking heeb can't help but try and game the system. And then he tries to acknowledge the fact that he's a greedy fuck by joking about it:
Yes, you removed the paywall after everyone attacked you for being in this for the money. Fucking Jew fuck.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-03
Hey where's that kiddie porn you drew?
1 justneedtologin 2018-04-03
It wasn't kiddie porn, Danny, and you know that, because you were in that fucking thread. It was a drawing of some some guy fingering a girl, the source material of which was some shitty webcam porn where the girl was (obviously) of age. I then put the text "14 year old girl" on the image, which according to you and some genius mods turns it into underage porn.
But it's nice to know you can't come up with anything to say about your rampant kikery and have to resort to ad hominem.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-03
Repost it then since it's fine.
1 justneedtologin 2018-04-03
Here you go faggot. Wow look, I turned it into totally legal porn by indicating that the girl depicted is 19-years-old! I'm not a pedo anymore! Get fucked you dumb faggot.
And still nothing to say about your kikery. Paywalling your horrid podcast. Begging people for "positive comments" and offering them goodies if they post them. Coming to me last year with your amazing offer. You're a fucking leech like your people always are. Why don't you make money the honest way instead of trying to milk what's left of a fan base that never liked you in the first place.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-03
Where am I making money? The podcast is free.
I can think of a ton of places that give rewards for 5 star reviews. Stop acting like a douchebag.
1 justneedtologin 2018-04-03
Wow, you know what you're right Danny, you do find places that give rewards for 5 star reviews. They're called unethical, scamming pieces of shit that can't be bothered to build a good reputation the proper way. Great business model to follow.
Right again, Danny, it is free. Free after we called you out for putting behind a fucking paywall. And you still shill your Patreon, because in the end this is all about money. Just like the last time you came here and generated good will for about 1 week, then unveiled your gofundme to hire a private investigator for your fake internet stalker.
Still want to make a book with me, bud?
1 DJNewStyle 2018-04-03
If he wants to put it behind a paywall, who gives a shit? Maybe he thinks it’s worth paying for. Seems like he put a good amount of effort in. You don’t have to buy it.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-03
For the last time, nothing was fake at all about it. I have emails, police reports, there's everything I can think of to prove otherwise. And yeah, I wanted to hire a pro since the police still work off monochrome green tube screens.
I switched because it just made sense. I set up the Patreon in minutes after it was suggested here. Then I did more research and realized that's a great way to have nobody ever listen to your shit. So, that's free and if you like the content you can pay for more. How the fuck is that shitty? It's basically the model of the current music industry. Nobody is making money from album sales, it's all about concert ticket sales and merch so, go ahead and download the content, you're just going to steal it anyway.
1 maloonigans 2018-04-03
best part of the AMA was Danny shitting on Lazlow - the guy who gave him a job after getting fired from the show
nice
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2018-04-03
lol U mad
Where's your groundbreaking entertaining post? Nice comment, stupid.
1 WilliamTellAll 2018-04-03
go to bed, Ant.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-04-03
http://media.timeout.com/images/101547769/660/370/image.jpg
1 McGowan9 2018-04-03
Juden.
1 loperetti 2018-04-03
Jews cuck whites while only being ~1% of humanity. Really makes you wonder who's the master race.
1 McGowan9 2018-04-03
Whoever the "master race is, Danny clearly isn't a part of it.
1 loperetti 2018-04-03
Some will slip through the cracks. You cunt label Jews weak one minute and all powerful the next. Pathetic. I'm trans Jew BTW.
1 McGowan9 2018-04-03
Jesus Christ. This is a joke sub still, isn't it?
1 loperetti 2018-04-03
No the alt right led by bobo kurlan is on the retreat, this is a pro Zionist sub know.
1 McGowan9 2018-04-03
Aha.
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2018-04-03
Master race, lol.
1 havingmadfun 2018-04-03
Where was all this when this douche was on here feeding everyone's need for vague gossip? When he does it again,which will be soon, people will be back to licking his taint for vague, mostly bullshit gossip
1 DickSlit 2018-04-03
He stays busy feeding gigantic nigger bull clock into his prolapsed Mike rectum.
1 swxxtz 2018-04-03
danny kurlan
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-04-03
You always lose with the Jews
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-04-03
this dude was trying to say being a jew is arbitrary religious dogma and he has nothing to do with it
dude look at your fucking nose, lips, and general face
1 loperetti 2018-04-03
I'm not successful and that's the Jews fault. Hitler was the most anti Jew cunt of all time and look where he ended up, Argentina the asshole of the world.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-04-03
I notice whenever people say this it's never preceded by any mention of success on the part of the person you're responding to. This is about at the level of saying you wrote this because you're secretly jealous ofmy dick size.
1 anonimescu 2018-04-03
Well you know..I only met him once...radio sucked anyway I wanted to leave it's not like I spent 10 years working in audio production at one of the most popular radio shows only to be thrown a pity job as a game tester from one of Ant's friends Lazlow,who I now despise bc he said something mean to me once.
Oh man , don't get me started ,proceeeds to throw rivers of shit at people nobody knows or cares about(with the exception of Fred from Brooklin)
Also I love how he doesn't bash any Jews including Sam who clearly wanted him gone. You're a good jewgoy.
1 Frequent2001 2018-04-03
this guy burned more bridges than opie
1 Frequent2001 2018-04-03
all those fucking idiots out there sucking up to him. Pathetic, this guy provided no evidence for his claims. Just a bunch of baseless allegations. Always remembered, Danny never brought up how Ant might be a child molester or a rapist until people on reddit started that whole thing. At least the redditers provided some type of evidence for their claims. Not this jewy come lately.
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-04-03
Being the jew cunt that he is, he will get all offended and delete his account. Then in 5 or 6 months, he will be back needing attention and doing another AMA. Like we need to hear ancient inside knowledge from a fucking nobody.
1 momomike 2018-04-03
this is the same group of people who donated money to Jimmy’s cartoon. of course they’re being used by a conniving little cunt to promote a shitty podcast. all he had to do was give them the dimensions of Anthony’s cock and other worthless stories. now they can’t get enough of his little jew dick in their mouths. the majority of this sub is a bunch of subservient bottom feeders. they’re eat the shit of anyone who gives Anthony flak. see the cornball lawyer on twitter. Hurr durr he posted an ant emoji how with Tranth ever recover??!!
1 SlamballReunionTour 2018-04-03
Yeah seeing so many white noise posters here eat all this homo shit up and compulsively run unfunny memes into the ground like 9gag fanfaggots is embarrassing
1 justneedtologin 2018-04-03
Sometimes I forget how wide the spectrum of Opie & Anthony fans is. There's the smart ones that liked the subtle humor, then there's a Long Island guido idiots who were big into Whip'em Out Wednesdays. Fawkin tits bro! The latter are the ones falling for this horseshit.
Can't even blame Danny for taking advantage of them. So many suckers willing to part with their money.
1 c0up0n 2018-04-03
Not a fan of Danny, but he can grow a nice stache. He should shave the rest of that weak beard of though.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-03
You mean like this? https://imgur.com/u5KrJNA
1 Three_Finger_Brown 2018-04-03
Just like your back alley Tunisian knife fighter dad
https://clutchmagonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/703cd0ed7f3a82bbb54f4b7345e2814c_view.jpg
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-04-03
That's how those jews are able to blend in.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-03
You went and dug up this pic and posted all upset because....I started a podcast?
What a bitch you are.
1 Anarox 2018-04-03
You make a good point
1 Cumia_Box 2018-04-03
Having fun is not allowed. Fuck you for having hobbies maaaaaan.
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2018-04-03
So this was Ant you think?
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-03
Who knows.
Posted 5 hours ago, so somebody at 6am was all hot and bothered by the fact I post here and started a podcast.
If you're Googling pix of me at 6am to post here, by all means continue. I don't even need to defend myself.
1 Coridan1984 2018-04-03
It is possible that the poster was in a different time zone, not that it isn't still stupid of course.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-04-03
Well I sure hope they're Eurpoe because west coast is only worse.
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2018-04-03
You got any stalkers in Bulgaria?
1 Jungies 2018-04-03
This was posted by /u/Sixglassjoggers\, who sounded a hell of a lot like Anthony, made some anti-Semitic remarks, and then bravely deleted his account once people figured out who he was.
NO EFFECT ON THEIR LIVES.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-04-03
Yeah, seriously what FUCKING PUSSY.
1 Horst-Wessel-Lied 2018-04-03
You need to check time they were sent if it was during the daylight then it couldn't have been him
1 CamMoses 2018-04-03
This sub keeps sucking Danny’s balls. Which makes you fucks worse then Opie or Ant at this point
1 McGowan9 2018-04-03
Whoever the "master race is, Danny clearly isn't a part of it.