I blame his shitty overbearing mom.

How about his psychopathic dad? Buttermilk, sardines and raw potatoes as treats. When a male isn't a man, its not entirely mommy's fault, you know. Rollie Fingers Mustache botched his duty as a father big time. One son is gay, the other is Sam Roberts.

One son is gay, the other isn’t A public figure.

One isn’t Sam Roberts, the other isn’t a public figure

xD le classic reddit switcherino!

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Or maybe his dad is a real man and his sons were so repulsed by his manliness that they became gay and feminine.

I mean, Fucking raw potatoes and Sardines for consumption. I fuck chicks and i wouldn't touch that.

To be fair, he probably knew Sam wasn't really his and so could give a shit less if he turned out to be a pube-headed wrestling fanatic with a mutant dick and the muscle tone of a hospice patient.

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Jime Norgvan is the worst. The only thing Sam is good at is saying the same sentence 5 times in a row with different words. He’s a human thesaurus.

Norgvan: .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eZVS7Q3aRg&feature=youtu.be

That's how the Sam laughs! -Guy from Platoon

Low testosterone Beavis and Butthead with none of the novelty or cultural significance.

I am the great Jim Nortio!
I need P-R-E-P for my bunghole!

I fucking hate people with jeeps that don’t off-road them. It’s really a stupid on road vehicle. That’s like all these blacks that ride dirt bikes on the street.

How do you feel about supermotos? I'd love to have one just to ride around and explore places I can't/won't go in with a car.

Love them. I had a husqvarna 510 for years then bought a 610 because the 510’s maintenance was way too demanding.

The thing is, I've never had a bike, from what I've heard it's a good one to have as a first bike you think so?. Not some top of the line powerhouse of course. And only bike, like I said I have no urge to buy a street bike it's more about convenience of moving around.

Real jeep owners will make fun of you if your car doesn't have scratches from rocks and debris

I bash the shit out of my Raptor. Probably shouldn’t though. I use it for work sometimes.

You should keep it safe in the backyard like Anth does

Tranth has a Raptor as well. It guards his pool in the back yard.

I beat the hell out of my 92 Wrangler but that's a $60,000 vehicle. Be careful.

I got it for 25. It’s a 2010

Peasant

You are accurate. I prefer “lower middle class”.

Shout out to all the mouth breathers in Suffolk county who think they’re country with their ugly lifted Jeeps on the LIE.

I live by Dante Neato, the hood's best FiOS installer. He's got a Jeep with super swampers (worst soft rubber tire for on-road driving), his face and name plastered all over it, and vanity gas cans.

Corny Jeep shit must be genetic with these fruits.

Could ya do a brewHe a favor? Puncture those vanity gas cans and light that faggot ass ghetto garbage heap on fire. Would much appreciate it, sir. You’d be doing gods work, as you already know, of course. You could even stick around as an ‘innocent bystander’ and watch while the phony sack of shit comes a runnin’ with tears flooding his half breed face desperately trying to put out the fire, suffocating it with his gigantic, hideous steroid devastated ass. Just for the chuckles when he’s weeping with his stupid skull in his hands sitting on the curb while a tow truck hauls away the burnt husk of what was once his entire, fake wannabe Patrice existence, you can saunter on up to him and say...”hey, look on the bright side, at least you fucked 1400 women by the time you were 32 years old, no?”

So you don't think that Sam has any talent?

NOOOOOO!

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Criticism ends careers. You can’t even blame people.

Even obscure underground hip hop could be basic. What Sam does is worse. He only listens to mainstream hip-hop that is played on the radio. If there isn’t some pop singer on the hook, Sam has never heard of it.

The same Jeep that caused him to call 911 when he got a flat tire on it?

The same Jeep with a customized "NOTSAM" vanity plate?

I still don't understand what NOTSAM is supposed to mean. Has this ever been explained?

I don't know what it means either. Anyone?

Tell me this isn’t true...

It is. I still don't know what it is supposed to mean, by the way.

FACT.

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/85o089/honestly_how_the_hell_did_it_take_opie_almost_a/

Link to the actual comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/85o089/honestly_how_the_hell_did_it_take_opie_almost_a/dvz8y4h/

I've never wanted anyone more dead

It's remarkable that Danny can see how difficult it is to penetrate the podcast market as a "personality" and then a week later announces his intentions to do a podcast where "we talk about all things pop culture!"

Waking up in the morning is considered hard work for this little faggot

As a man in my 30s who has had to work for absolutely everything I've ever had in my entire life, I have absolutely had it with these goddamn man-children who have everything handed to them on a silver platter.

It is becoming an almost-obsession for me.

I sympathize, but it's funny that for all their money and influence, the best his parents could do for him was interning with Scorch.

Sam sucks so much, he can't even do nepotism right.

Valid point, but it's still infuriating.

Alright that's enough patting yourself on the back. Suit up and get back to work.

Back to the job site! Foreman's yelling!

I'm all in with the Sam hate, but by all accounts, he worked his ass off at a 40K salary for years. He put in a shitload of time to get to where he is.

Putting in time isn’t the same thing as working hard. You sound like the government desk jockies that I’m accustomed to dealing with

What Sam did doesn't qualify as working hard because he wasn't at the job site with his container of coffee?

He seems like nagel, earl douglas, and many other people we all know in our lives. They hang out around work all the time because they’ve got nothing better to do in their lives and/or they hate their spouse/life/etc.

Those same people will often use that time spent at the office as evidence that they are harder working or more valuable than everyone else and it’s usually horseshit.

12 hours a day doing nothing doesn't equal 8 hours a day of getting shit done. Black Earl Douglas literally lived at the studio and was there 14 hours a day. He'd get one guest booked a month and created minimal amount of production. He was a hysterical nutcase who was an asset to the show, but its not like he was doing anything close to Executive Producer duties.

I figure Sam going on the air for no pay because he has nothing else going on unless its a WWE pay per view weekend isn't really "working his ass off." He was there for 14 hours a day because where else was he supposed to go?

A little of that maybe but alot of it is simply facetime. I know that sounds stupid but sometimes just being seen at work at all hours gives the impression that you're killing it even if you're just standing around bullshitting. I had an hour long train ride to my car. I just wanted to finish up and go home, where I still had more work to do.

But in this case, he was doing an hour of O&A's show once a day as well as shows on Hits 1 for free. Big difference between that and hanging out late just to appear busy.

Sam worked hard, then wasted the shot he earned.

Haha that is your example of working hard? As has been said, he hung out there while his parents covered the rest of his financials

Not denying the pampered mama’s boy part. But that has nothing to do with the job he actually did at the company.

He was hired and paid to produce one show. He did that, plus hosted 2 other shows for nothing.

But that is what I mean, outside of listening to bad radio for jocktober what did Sam bring to the show? The only person that actually made production was Steve C. Sam cackled in the background, got fed steak by Mick Foley then recorded some intros for pop songs

The hardest work Sam ever put into his work was being a gossipy little shit-stirrer. In a world without HR departments he would have had that enormous head split open on-air a long time ago.

After a decade in radio, would you say he's good at it? Because if he's working hard, rather than just showing up, he'll be getting better at it.

He (((worked))) his ass off.

He got the morning show by default b/c no one else is left. If he was talented, he would have gotten the Entertainment Weekly show.

He worked very hard to get there. But he's done fuck all to stay there and feels entitled because of time put in. Fuck him.

Hard to argue

He did not, just being there isn’t working hard

I'd rather shovel shit in a North Korean labour camp than smile my way through years of Opie brown-nosing.

Explain how he put in a shit ton of time? He hung out at a radio station gathering gossip. That's not working long hours. His actual work shift was something like 6am to noon at its worst. And if we mean time in years, he pretty quickly ascended from intern to producer and was almost immediately given on air gigs he didn't deserve because he was opie's pet.

That’s bullshit, besides jocktober, he brought nothing to the show. He was just there

Sam's head should be Pesci vice-squeezed

(just a thought)

can't argue with that

Yeah, but he does the super cool, totally not awful and totally not overdone Chip podcast. I mean, this sub used to talk so much shit to anyone who said that jim and Sam and Chip podcast were horseshit.

Dumb lil mug

I'm so glad that we spread the hate and criticism out over all who deserve it. I love a good Opie bashing, but this is 2018, diversity is needed in the ridicule of any good sub.

Fuck that pretentious clown looking creature.

Once Jim and Sam are off the radio, I feel like this sub will celebrate like America did on VE day.

Opie Jr lol. I am sure he looked up to Opie at first until he realized everyone hated Opie.

Sam didn't work, whatsoever. Let alone work hard. He kissed ass to keep his job, and it just so happened that he was able to keep his job long enough to watch his bosses get fired. He essentially climbed the ladder by not even moving. By going down a few rungs, even.

It's nauseating to hear Sam suck Opie's cock at the end of Opie's Sirius run. On the shows where Opie cried about Ant, Sam of course had to chime in with co-dependent "make the baby stop crying" emotional support so his paycheck wouldn't be in jeopardy. He did what you expect Norton to do, but even The Worm had the balls to sit back, layout, and let Opie blubber himself into iconic embarrassment.

But not Sam. Little Scorch needed to put a smile on Big Scorch's face. Fucking no talent faggot.

Fuck you I’m not watching that shit!

S’da matta witchu?! That’s my new catch phrase... what do ya think, gang? I think I got something here.

Atleast Opie worked his way up from doing shitty radio-gigs into making one of the bigger radio-shows in the country.

What’s worse is that this bozo crab nigga thought he had street cred cause he grew up near Yonkers, had some black kids in his school, and was the only dude at Opie and Anthony that listened to basic hip hop music.

Only a wigger thinks listening to trash music and wasting money on shoes makes them "gangsta."

You know who else has a sick Jeep with his face and name decals plastered all over it? Dante Neato, your favorite FiOS install man and Proud Boy.

It must run in the bloodline.

He acts like he was sacrificing so much and working hard but in reality he had nothing else to do. He doesn’t drink or use drugs and is too ugly to get laid so what would he do for fun. Might as well hangout at the radio station.

Sam outworked everyone there while attending college.

I love Sam. Think he’s super!

Opie has been working since he's 12, he also worked for the mob. Legit tho. He also could shoot the lights out in high school but he never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Period.

Tis an ancient creature we Cucks fear above all others

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https://youtu.be/3tspgQEv5IQ?t=30m36s

You sure it's lucrative? I had the impression Sirius didn't pay much for anyone that's not a name.

He's a crypto-jew from a multimillionaire family who constantly misrepresents his race and socioeconomic class. BUT HE HAD A SMALL SHITTY TV! That was Opie Jr's cement bags for lunch lie. This motherfucker comes from money but he always flaunts cheap and underclass behavior.

Norgvan: .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eZVS7Q3aRg&feature=youtu.be

That's how the Sam laughs! -Guy from Platoon

I sympathize, but it's funny that for all their money and influence, the best his parents could do for him was interning with Scorch.

Sam sucks so much, he can't even do nepotism right.

Alright that's enough patting yourself on the back. Suit up and get back to work.

Low testosterone Beavis and Butthead with none of the novelty or cultural significance.

I'd rather shovel shit in a North Korean labour camp than smile my way through years of Opie brown-nosing.