I know you aren't asking for a literal answer but she had a cup of coffee as a SI model and then married up to John Legend, and currently has the right ethnically ambiguous appeal for twitter's blue checkmark tastemakers, who amplify her pedastrian wit as the height of fingersnapping feminism or some shit.
The number of time's some non-story she participates in appears in twitter 'Moments' is very indicative of manufactured celebrity, which is proven to be possible (Kardashians, etc.) Once you have a large enough audience (10 million check out dah numbers) you are an influencer who can move products, shape conversations, and so on. At that point it no longer matters why she's famous, because now people care what she says because of $$$.
The little queer kids from the high school in Florida are being molded in the same fashion, but I don't think they'll have staying power.
I know you aren't asking for a literal answer but she had a cup of coffee as a SI model and then married up to John Legend, and currently has the right ethnically ambiguous appeal for twitter's blue checkmark tastemakers, who amplify her pedastrian wit as the height of fingersnapping feminism or some shit.
The number of time's some non-story she participates in appears in twitter 'Moments' is very indicative of manufactured celebrity, which is proven to be possible (Kardashians, etc.) Once you have a large enough audience (10 million check out dah numbers) you are an influencer who can move products, shape conversations, and so on. At that point it no longer matters why she's famous, because now people care what she says because of $$$.
The little queer kids from the high school in Florida are being molded in the same fashion, but I don't think they'll have staying power.
38 comments
1 unclepaul84 2018-04-02
Her face is atrocious
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-02
Looks like a catchers mitt.
1 Snake_____86 2018-04-02
M in a wig.
1 JeremyACrosby 2018-04-02
you don't find women with 3 foreheads attractive?
1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-04-02
A Thai ladyboy having an allergic reaction to a bee sting.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-02
I too dislike her appearance
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2018-04-02
I still have no idea why she is famous and why people care about what she has to say.
1 knitro 2018-04-02
I know you aren't asking for a literal answer but she had a cup of coffee as a SI model and then married up to John Legend, and currently has the right ethnically ambiguous appeal for twitter's blue checkmark tastemakers, who amplify her pedastrian wit as the height of fingersnapping feminism or some shit.
The number of time's some non-story she participates in appears in twitter 'Moments' is very indicative of manufactured celebrity, which is proven to be possible (Kardashians, etc.) Once you have a large enough audience (10 million check out dah numbers) you are an influencer who can move products, shape conversations, and so on. At that point it no longer matters why she's famous, because now people care what she says because of $$$.
The little queer kids from the high school in Florida are being molded in the same fashion, but I don't think they'll have staying power.
1 alamanluke 2018-04-02
Nice smart summary of this bitch in an accurate way, stupid.
1 J2daEWW 2018-04-02
Google her boobs
1 VicDumb 2018-04-02
Unremarkable is the only word that pops into my brain when I see this picture.
http://celebsunmasked.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Chrissy-Teigen-naked-modeling-2.jpg
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-02
I googled it. She has tits. Should not be famous. Billions of humans have tits.
1 J2daEWW 2018-04-02
I think you’re lying again
1 fuckuspezintheass 2018-04-02
She's literally a 6 on Patrice's scale
1 BaggySpandex 2018-04-02
She looks like a doorknob.
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2018-04-02
Yeah I don’t get this one. She’s really ugly and I also get tired of hearing about this bozo.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-04-02
I politely disagree.
1 TheRealGuybroman 2018-04-02
Hey aren't you the faggot that thought chick that looked exactly like Pete Davidson was hot?
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-04-02
NO! You are!!!
1 Yaseetheo 2018-04-02
Fuckin nailed him to the cross.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-04-02
Yeah! Who is he to judge me for wanting to fornicate with women who look like Ninja Turtles!?
1 cucktastrophy 2018-04-02
chomp chomp chump jerks off to Bam's Seed's feet. Sooooo, the man has questionable taste to begin with. But he's a good egg anyway.
1 bal0rd 2018-04-02
it only gets worse
1 crookedmile 2018-04-02
She's a Dick Tracy villain come to life
1 theantarctica 2018-04-02
Bitch looks like a melted cat
1 DildoRenter 2018-04-02
HA HA HOE LEE SHIT.
1 Macollegeguy2000 2018-04-02
I never really "got it" about here either.
1 JMueller2012 2018-04-02
What about there?
1 Macollegeguy2000 2018-04-02
there is ok...her (here) is no good.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-04-02
Typical muse for the you know whats
1 246h8 2018-04-02
Who dis Monchichi lookin muuug?
1 TacoTrots 2018-04-02
I never got it.
1 jsnoots 2018-04-02
She looks like 10 million other nondescript Asian women.
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-04-02
The piss flaps .........are Katz deli level
1 3stepsbackward 2018-04-02
I'd throw some cum in her general direction.
1 jtormeyx 2018-04-02
Besides being ugly, she is a notorious sloppy drunk.
1 two_perrcent 2018-04-02
Very bad picture of her, but you guys are out of your fucking minds.
1 Sicboy69 2018-04-02
Go back to the_Donald please.
1 knitro 2018-04-02
I know you aren't asking for a literal answer but she had a cup of coffee as a SI model and then married up to John Legend, and currently has the right ethnically ambiguous appeal for twitter's blue checkmark tastemakers, who amplify her pedastrian wit as the height of fingersnapping feminism or some shit.
The number of time's some non-story she participates in appears in twitter 'Moments' is very indicative of manufactured celebrity, which is proven to be possible (Kardashians, etc.) Once you have a large enough audience (10 million check out dah numbers) you are an influencer who can move products, shape conversations, and so on. At that point it no longer matters why she's famous, because now people care what she says because of $$$.
The little queer kids from the high school in Florida are being molded in the same fashion, but I don't think they'll have staying power.
1 J2daEWW 2018-04-02
Google her boobs