Sue Lightning is a stupid name

12  2018-04-01 by [deleted]

Why not Sue Thunder or somethin’ tss

14 comments

tss why not Sue Ihaveapenis or sumpthin tss

Yeah or how bout Peter Lightning tsss

Why not Sally Mander - you can be all like "look, I'm a fuckin salamander" then walk like a salamander on all fours - it would be very funny

If something were to happen to that salamander, it would be as devastating as losing a loved one.

Sue Lightning? What’d Lightning do? Skimp out on a job or somethin?

Sue Thundercock

That’s Jimmy’s Viking guy.

I guess you can call that a dick.

Lighting Rod

Sue HurricaneAss

It was originally Sue Cumstick but anthony paid her $500 to change it

Sue is the lightning, Alena is the thunder

Are you really questioning the judgement of a male to female transexual prostitute who speaks with a fake Russian accent?

When I try sue lightning my case gets dismissed, when Ant does he can't walk

Thunder, Rod Thunder

She would be attractive, but the name Sue is a little too masculine for me.