"Health" lol

7  2018-04-01 by BreastWood_One

38 comments

he has a stupid face

I also dislike it

That fucking grimace

I don’t get the “lol” part... the dude lost a shitload of weight per his doctor to improve his health. What’s the funny part? He used to be morbidly obese and now he’s not?

No, he still is.

Dude, I saw him in person not long ago and if he’s lost another 26 pounds since then... he’s not even remotely obese anymore. Dude’s doing great. Good for him.

Maybe he should have done this instead of bitching about airlines wanting to charge him for two seats.

Kevin Smith is a poor man's Seth Rogen.

Gaunt motherfucker. I hate this business of vain people contorting their faces in selfies. Sometimes it's the Soy Mouth, sometimes it's the Duck Face. With this faggot and Joe Rogan it's opening their eyes really wide. Just look at the fucking camera and smile naturally. Most people hate what they look like, but it is what they look like.

Sorry... did you just refer to Kevin Smith as being vain? This may be one of the most ridiculous things I’ve heard in a long time.

Boy you really have a hard on for Kevin Smith...

Not really. I’m a fan, sure. But to call Kevin Smith vain is painfully stupid. To be vain means to have an excessively high opinion on their own appearance. The guy has made fun of his appearance for the past two decades. The guy that even after losing a fuck load of weight still wears giant hockey jerseys out of insecurity. The guy that never takes off his hat because of his bald spot.

It’s not about having “a hard on for” him. It’s more just pointing out a dumb fuck statement.

It’s not about having “a hard on for” him. It’s more just pointing out a dumb fuck statement.

You've done it 4 times so far, on 1 post. Maybe it's not that big of a deal? lol.

You’re right. It’s not a big deal. I just saw two really stupid things, both the title of the post and the comment calling him vain were terrifically stupid, so I figured I’d point them out.

I still love you

Love you too, sweetheart.

the comment calling him vain was terrifically stupid.

Ouch. There goes my self-esteem for the day :'(

The guy that never takes off his hat because of his bald spot.

That is vanity.

But more to the point, he is vain in that he can't handle an ounce of criticism over his bad movies.

No. It’s not. At all.

vain vān/Submit adjective 1. having or showing an excessively high opinion of one's appearance, abilities, or worth. "their flattery made him vain" synonyms: conceited, narcissistic, self-loving, in love with oneself, self-admiring, self-regarding, self-obsessed, egocentric, egotistic, egotistical; More

He has a bald spot and he's ashamed of it, so he covers it up. That's vanity, just like an ugly woman who wears an inch of makeup to disguise her unfortunate face.

But those definitions of vanity definitely fit Kevin insofar as to how he takes criticism.

Stop being a Kevin Smith defending faggot. He’s awful and I hope his heart stops

Wow. Super edgy, dude.

Where the fuck do you think you're at? Your "so edgy" comment could be made to any post here, you Kevin Smith loving homosexual.

Good one. These middle school-esque jabs sting.

So edgy.

You are adorable.

Thanks

No no that wasn’t being edgy. That was the honest truth. If I saw headlines everywhere that Kevin Smith face planted his food and died in front of his daughter I’d be tap dancing for weeks on end

You're an idiot for posting this fyi

This? No. Thousands of other things? Yes.

But he is vain:

\2. producing no result; useless.

If you’re not annoyed at him for constantly making that stupid 😳face then I don’t know what to tell you.

Yeah. I 100% feel you on that one.

Kevin Smith stinks, faggot.

There's also the John Fugelsang, who poses for EVERY picture like a middle aged house wife in a boudoir photo session at the mall. The hours that guy spends in the mirror perfecting that gaze.

I don't want to hear mention of this man's name again unless it's about his wife leaving and taking him for everything he has.

Never get a facelift and smoke weed all day.

this pic has the ironic goofy expression but it doesn't have the fat pants cut of at the shins so, I only partially know who it is.

The only other man I hate more than jim Norton.

Hey I lost some weight! takes picture of face

looks like aids to me

Yeah. I 100% feel you on that one.