I don’t get the “lol” part... the dude lost a shitload of weight per his doctor to improve his health. What’s the funny part? He used to be morbidly obese and now he’s not?
Dude, I saw him in person not long ago and if he’s lost another 26 pounds since then... he’s not even remotely obese anymore. Dude’s doing great. Good for him.
Gaunt motherfucker. I hate this business of vain people contorting their faces in selfies. Sometimes it's the Soy Mouth, sometimes it's the Duck Face. With this faggot and Joe Rogan it's opening their eyes really wide. Just look at the fucking camera and smile naturally. Most people hate what they look like, but it is what they look like.
Not really. I’m a fan, sure. But to call Kevin Smith vain is painfully stupid. To be vain means to have an excessively high opinion on their own appearance. The guy has made fun of his appearance for the past two decades. The guy that even after losing a fuck load of weight still wears giant hockey jerseys out of insecurity. The guy that never takes off his hat because of his bald spot.
It’s not about having “a hard on for” him. It’s more just pointing out a dumb fuck statement.
You’re right. It’s not a big deal. I just saw two really stupid things, both the title of the post and the comment calling him vain were terrifically stupid, so I figured I’d point them out.
vain
vān/Submit
adjective
1.
having or showing an excessively high opinion of one's appearance, abilities, or worth.
"their flattery made him vain"
synonyms: conceited, narcissistic, self-loving, in love with oneself, self-admiring, self-regarding, self-obsessed, egocentric, egotistic, egotistical; More
He has a bald spot and he's ashamed of it, so he covers it up. That's vanity, just like an ugly woman who wears an inch of makeup to disguise her unfortunate face.
But those definitions of vanity definitely fit Kevin insofar as to how he takes criticism.
No no that wasn’t being edgy. That was the honest truth. If I saw headlines everywhere that Kevin Smith face planted his food and died in front of his daughter I’d be tap dancing for weeks on end
There's also the John Fugelsang, who poses for EVERY picture like a middle aged house wife in a boudoir photo session at the mall. The hours that guy spends in the mirror perfecting that gaze.
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1 killakamkam 2018-04-01
he has a stupid face
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-01
I also dislike it
1 David_Tosk 2018-04-01
That fucking grimace
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
I don’t get the “lol” part... the dude lost a shitload of weight per his doctor to improve his health. What’s the funny part? He used to be morbidly obese and now he’s not?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-04-01
No, he still is.
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
Dude, I saw him in person not long ago and if he’s lost another 26 pounds since then... he’s not even remotely obese anymore. Dude’s doing great. Good for him.
1 Icon_Crash 2018-04-01
Maybe he should have done this instead of bitching about airlines wanting to charge him for two seats.
1 TheRealLaurenKubera 2018-04-01
Kevin Smith is a poor man's Seth Rogen.
1 all_copacetic 2018-04-01
Gaunt motherfucker. I hate this business of vain people contorting their faces in selfies. Sometimes it's the Soy Mouth, sometimes it's the Duck Face. With this faggot and Joe Rogan it's opening their eyes really wide. Just look at the fucking camera and smile naturally. Most people hate what they look like, but it is what they look like.
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
Sorry... did you just refer to Kevin Smith as being vain? This may be one of the most ridiculous things I’ve heard in a long time.
1 SextonHardcastle11 2018-04-01
Boy you really have a hard on for Kevin Smith...
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
Not really. I’m a fan, sure. But to call Kevin Smith vain is painfully stupid. To be vain means to have an excessively high opinion on their own appearance. The guy has made fun of his appearance for the past two decades. The guy that even after losing a fuck load of weight still wears giant hockey jerseys out of insecurity. The guy that never takes off his hat because of his bald spot.
It’s not about having “a hard on for” him. It’s more just pointing out a dumb fuck statement.
1 SextonHardcastle11 2018-04-01
You've done it 4 times so far, on 1 post. Maybe it's not that big of a deal? lol.
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
You’re right. It’s not a big deal. I just saw two really stupid things, both the title of the post and the comment calling him vain were terrifically stupid, so I figured I’d point them out.
1 SextonHardcastle11 2018-04-01
I still love you
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
Love you too, sweetheart.
1 all_copacetic 2018-04-01
Ouch. There goes my self-esteem for the day :'(
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-04-01
That is vanity.
But more to the point, he is vain in that he can't handle an ounce of criticism over his bad movies.
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
No. It’s not. At all.
vain vān/Submit adjective 1. having or showing an excessively high opinion of one's appearance, abilities, or worth. "their flattery made him vain" synonyms: conceited, narcissistic, self-loving, in love with oneself, self-admiring, self-regarding, self-obsessed, egocentric, egotistic, egotistical; More
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-04-01
He has a bald spot and he's ashamed of it, so he covers it up. That's vanity, just like an ugly woman who wears an inch of makeup to disguise her unfortunate face.
But those definitions of vanity definitely fit Kevin insofar as to how he takes criticism.
1 Fightingrooster 2018-04-01
Stop being a Kevin Smith defending faggot. He’s awful and I hope his heart stops
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
Wow. Super edgy, dude.
1 iSignedUpToAsk 2018-04-01
Where the fuck do you think you're at? Your "so edgy" comment could be made to any post here, you Kevin Smith loving homosexual.
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
Good one. These middle school-esque jabs sting.
1 iSignedUpToAsk 2018-04-01
So edgy.
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
You are adorable.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-04-01
Thanks
1 Fightingrooster 2018-04-01
No no that wasn’t being edgy. That was the honest truth. If I saw headlines everywhere that Kevin Smith face planted his food and died in front of his daughter I’d be tap dancing for weeks on end
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-04-01
You're an idiot for posting this fyi
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
This? No. Thousands of other things? Yes.
1 d4n4n 2018-04-01
But he is vain:
1 HappensHappen 2018-04-01
If you’re not annoyed at him for constantly making that stupid 😳face then I don’t know what to tell you.
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
Yeah. I 100% feel you on that one.
1 KennethFresno 2018-04-01
Kevin Smith stinks, faggot.
1 fudgesicle2014 2018-04-01
There's also the John Fugelsang, who poses for EVERY picture like a middle aged house wife in a boudoir photo session at the mall. The hours that guy spends in the mirror perfecting that gaze.
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-04-01
I don't want to hear mention of this man's name again unless it's about his wife leaving and taking him for everything he has.
1 doodoopeepees 2018-04-01
Never get a facelift and smoke weed all day.
1 fudgesicle2014 2018-04-01
this pic has the ironic goofy expression but it doesn't have the fat pants cut of at the shins so, I only partially know who it is.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-04-01
The only other man I hate more than jim Norton.
1 Psych555 2018-04-01
Hey I lost some weight! takes picture of face
1 BreastWood_One 2018-04-01
looks like aids to me
1 dumbshowreference 2018-04-01
Yeah. I 100% feel you on that one.