Doddering old man and “young” “hip” cohost

15  2018-03-30 by CuntyDracula

7 comments

"I wanna see the Ozzy movie."

"There's a dick on my prostitute!"

"There's a log on my chest!"

I wanna see the porn movie.

There's a cock in my ass,where the shit used to be.

Ohhhhumbunaboodoodaaa

Instead of phone scams, Jimmy goes for webcam scams. Like when a Norwegian gentleman takes him for all he's worth by vaguely promising him an escape from his crushing loneliness.

Too wordy.

You forgot "man" and "cohost"