Hope everybody is getting ready for Opie’s first day back at work

75  2018-03-30 by SpudsCuckley

54 comments

u/amythystpotato is a fucking cock gobbler.

Finally, some recognition!

Then you wonder why you get cheated on. Buzzkill.

Post your tits.

Shut up.

Your pussy should be kicked with a steel-toed boot until your clitoris explodes and miscarriage soup dribbles out your dry, useless, rancid cunt.

I really hate that these are being discovered and revealed earlier and earlier. It's my favorite fucking series on this sub, right above 100% Italian.

Time to dig up my jocktober files

I was never in any of the jocktober hijinks, but im super keen to help out any way i can.

Since you’re a Dr, maybe you could take care of photos of birth defects & mutilated genitals.

I’m a really doctor, not like Dr Dre or even Dr Pepper.

“I’m a really doctor”

Well you sound educated. I’m convinced Doc.

Thanks for getting the reference, faggot.

No idea.

Durning Lady Di intern days some idiot called on the phone that Opie had to stop the show for to let her know that he’s a “Dr like like Dr Steve. Not like Dr Dre, or Dr Pepper.”

Durning.

He’s a very funny man.

Durning ?? Who's the faggot now??

Me.

Yeah I bet you suck cocks and fuck men in the asses, you stupid faggot, hahahahaha!!!!
I'm DMing you my address in case you wanna come over at night sometime and have me call you a faggot more.

I fucked kids like that in the can, in the ass I fucked em.

Fuckin break up my party.

Well i specialize in seepage, so my forte is infected abscesses and fluuuuid

That’ll also work nicely. Keep an eye out for links to the targeted pages.

Could we get a pinned thread with a countdown timer of some kind, i want to make sure i dont miss anything

Look at the big shot with a personal life.

I wouldn't get carried away and call it that

Get a room, you two!

An additional benefit of this is the state of crippling paranoia for Opie

thought seepage was a village on long island

ITunes allows all reviews and a podcasts visibility and rating is based on those reviews. They are dynamic as opposed to cumulative so the single best way to "support" this podcast is to review to early and often in the iTunes store. Thanks for helping out kids!

Yes! A proper thread needs to be started with all the relevant information & links.

I wonder how many peopl can say "he stepped on a cake".

Doesn’t matter. We all know what the podcast will be like. Dull. Boring beyond words. He is not funny, his DJ schlock is horrifically boring and his guests will be the bunch of paid dimwits he had on before. There are no great deep insights he has to offer. At the end of the day he is going to have trouble filling up 5 minutes much less a regular podcast. Way too many good podcasts out to spend any time on the this mess. People may listen once but that will be about it

Don’t we run the risk of Streisand Effecting him into success though?

The idea of the Streisand effect is that the subject in question was tantalizing in the first place. Nobody's gonna look up Opie and say "I don't know what these guys are talking about. This story about his son's burfday is great!"

Never underestimate the shitty mediocre tastes of the masses my friend. Joe Rogan is operating with like 2 more IQ points than Opie and is arguably just as vapid and he’s amassed a huge following.

I think Rogan's kinda vapid but don't ever bring anyone down to Opie level again or the consequences will never be the same.

Streisand had talent in her lungs. Opie doesn't have a talent in his body.

17th of april

a very taxing day

A most stressful day for the Opester, indeed.

Why can't you fawkin' haters just realized the show's passed you by?

sniff

"People who hate are do it to cover up their real feelings, because if they don't, that's when their fears creep up on them." - Opespirations

I hope he got his hair braided.

That’s what most dumb blondes with big tits do when they go on vacation.

Wait does opie have a new show?

A twice-weekly podcast, apparently.

Also, from the article:

Former Opie Radio show co-hosts Sherrod Small, Vic Henley and The Mad Cuban Carl Ruiz will be joining Hughes, “if they’ll join us,” he said, hinting that no details have been hammered out with the other show hosts.

How embarrassing.

It’s just a hang man. You wouldn’t get it.

translation: there's absolutely no budget whatsoever

Tits will have to pay for his co-hosts out of his end, which he'll do, because the alternative (flying solo) would be horrifying to him.

Nailed it...

Translation: The absolute best outcome for this is that its the same horseshit he was shoveling on Sirius- minus the production crew.

The Paypals aren't doing shit for free dawg

I just hope his new employer realized that if they don't give him an office adjacent to his studio, he will spend months bitching about it, pretending he doesn't have an office, and claiming any office chair in a hallway is his.

Say what you will but this guy is no Scorch.

a RITE AID!?

Then you wonder why you get cheated on. Buzzkill.

Post your tits.

A twice-weekly podcast, apparently.

Also, from the article:

Former Opie Radio show co-hosts Sherrod Small, Vic Henley and The Mad Cuban Carl Ruiz will be joining Hughes, “if they’ll join us,” he said, hinting that no details have been hammered out with the other show hosts.

How embarrassing.

Shut up.

Your pussy should be kicked with a steel-toed boot until your clitoris explodes and miscarriage soup dribbles out your dry, useless, rancid cunt.

a very taxing day