Maybe the better question is where can I put my dick?

Butthole and mouth. Duh.

I guess confusion abounds when you are going to keep happening if these disgusting happeople are 2 gender, don't you con nornin really fetishists. If your biology can now be sent to a womant prison in California. And they want to. If you are allowed to use whatever bathroom if you commit a crime as a badge of honor.

Yo, I'm dead serious: shut your retarded ass up and never post here again.

I'm high and I cannot figure out what that mongoloid said.

Can you spell check next time you post, please?

All his posts are like that. He’s a troll and will probably be gone soon because he’s annoying the shit out of everyone.

nigga wut

I think Anthony has tapped into Opie's Vietnamese followers. Using terrible translation programs to bring this sub down.

build that wall

Stop mixing xanax with alcohol.

Any girl (a real life girl, born as a girl) who "identifies as __sexual/_-gender" and is half way decent looking is a prime candidate for "side pusseh" as the niggies call it. They're the easiest to fuck and manipulate, all you have to do is go "Oh cool" at everything they say and they'll accidentally talk themselves into thinking they're winning when you get them to be that girl they text and get to come over for a throat blowjob or random anal because you were bored. They act like it's cool.

Then they accuse you of rape and ruin your life.

Not if you play along with their warped little ideas and act like they're right and the reason you were doing whatever you did was to empower them and make up some fake liberal shit meant to sound deep.

Then they’d just let you go.

I think you just defined "male feminist".

Only if you do it publicly.

not saving screenshots of your conversations with women after the #metoo movement

Ignorance should be punished

Literally every time I hook up with a Tinder girl/ similar one night stand, I always send them a text a few minutes after they leave saying something like "That was fun, we should do this again soon" or whatever.

They'll usually send something back like "I'd like that" or "I hope so."

I'm not joking when I say I consider it a "I-didn't-rape-anybody" receipt.

Maybe you guys are just horrific, ghoulish bastards and your idea of sex is so disgusting that it makes women feel like they've been raped.

More likely it's because my fat cock tends to give women a bruised cervix and I'm just covering all my bases.

If you don't post a picture of your cock I'm calling you a liar.

Stop asking me for cock pics you queer. Besides if you really wanna know, all you have to do is ask your mother.

Why? Is his mother your primary care physician? That would be quite the coincidence if you ask me.

I already know that my mother is a whore. Show me your cock you closeted fag.

Downvoting me won't make you better at sex.

It’s not my fault that I immediately try ass-to-mouth within the 15 minutes of the first kiss.

somewhere, Patrice is smiling.

Tinder-logic: Let the blue haired 300 lb. pansexual genderqueer two spirit lunatic decide who they get matched with based on their fucked up sense of identity but all you disgusting, cis shitbags don't get an option to not match with confused lunatics because tolerance you evil bigots.

You could just swipe left.

Yeah, but that ruins my right swipe, play the odds strat.

That's how you know you've gotten old. When you hear 'non binary' and think 'you stupid fucking faggots'.

Nah, ask any 4 year old and they'll probably call them stupid fucking faggots too

Shuuure they do. They shouldn’t be using foul language like that, someone needs to teach ‘em a lesson in tolerance aheh aheh

They are all just big taddle tales anyway.

perhaps a bit more

I wish that wasn't wishful thinking.

This is the only type of language these people understand!

The smiley face at the end of the first sentence makes me want to commit a hate crime.

I thought we all came here to laugh at the Seinfeld reference.

Of course her name is Del

tssss...what...is she like a fawkin funky homosapien or sumptin?

Fawkin' computer or sumptin'.

Jim's penis so small he can fuck other homos in the penis hole.

tss did he identify as a computer or sumptin?

I did case management several years ago and it seemed like every person who had some alternative gender identity used to have cuts on their arms and traits of borderline personality disorder. It was overwhelmingly common. Traditional gay people seemed much happier by comparison.

Fawkin' computer or sumptin'.