What are the chances of Sam being able to actually pick up an ad & swing it hard enough to split wood? Or do 5 good pushups?
Gonna check with Sam - see what his price is to have him live stream an event where he tries to perform a simple physical exercise - like 8 pushups, or throwing a football.
Even in the 2000's at it's peak, owning SB Nike's and not skating them was considered cringe tier faggotry.
From the Nike site:
In March 2002, the Dunk was reengineered SPECIFICALLY for skate by Nike SB. Over the years, the colors and stories behind the various SB Dunks has made the silhouette a cult favorite — cherished by skateboarders and sneaker(FAGGOT)collectors alike.
31 comments
1 thedude831 2018-03-29
This was a funny caption. But we’re supposed to say mean things to each other so I hope your commute home sucks.
1 JVLegend 2018-03-29
Rude!
1 juschippinyababe 2018-03-29
Whoville escapee fucking got me too. I'm a faggot and ya'll are N's.
1 OldManGrizzle 2018-03-29
Lumberjerk.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-29
Lumberjackoff
1 JVLegend 2018-03-29
Lumberjack-off
1 DryTeeth 2018-03-29
Lumberjerkoff?
What are the chances of Sam being able to actually pick up an ad & swing it hard enough to split wood? Or do 5 good pushups?
Gonna check with Sam - see what his price is to have him live stream an event where he tries to perform a simple physical exercise - like 8 pushups, or throwing a football.
1 TheElDan 2018-03-29
That outfit is lumberwack haha jk
1 OldManGrizzle 2018-03-29
FAWK YEAHHH!! Dvv dvv
1 Opesterino 2018-03-29
his outfit is just a copy off mick foley. fucking sam sucks. wish he would drop dead.
1 Smegma6 2018-03-29
I hate how he pretends to be into sneakers but can't even match with them.
He owns 5 shirts
1 Not-A-Zionist-Imp 2018-03-29
Even in the 2000's at it's peak, owning SB Nike's and not skating them was considered cringe tier faggotry.
From the Nike site:
In March 2002, the Dunk was reengineered SPECIFICALLY for skate by Nike SB. Over the years, the colors and stories behind the various SB Dunks has made the silhouette a cult favorite — cherished by skateboarders and sneaker(FAGGOT)collectors alike.
1 DataEast1 2018-03-29
nigga u gay
1 BaggySpandex 2018-03-29
There's nothing attractive about him at all.
1 EdguhMellencamp 2018-03-29
I would prefer not to.
1 DietDickPills 2018-03-29
Is he 5’1” like jim?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-29
They're not sending their best, folks.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-03-29
Awww.....he thinks he's people......
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-03-29
They're so like us.
1 SnakeFaceMcGavin 2018-03-29
Freddy Jewger
1 RacistPigeon 2018-03-29
Get in the fucking incinerator you ugly freak
1 Mexijesus 2018-03-29
Grinch body having caveman cunt.
1 momomike 2018-03-29
he dresses like the kid from boy meets world, but that kid had better hair.
1 VicDumb 2018-03-29
Oh god stop making me look at this fucking thing!
1 colton987 2018-03-29
Can we stop posting pictures of Sam? This gives me more nightmare than Anthony running a daycare center
1 badtanman 2018-03-29
Sam is flat footed? Jesus Christ, his genetics are a goddamn dumping ground
1 Ghastlycretin85 2018-03-29
The shoes are almost as enraging as his head or the fact that the growth hormones refused to travel to his fucking legs.
1 realister 2018-03-29
neanderthal.
1 fudgesicle2014 2018-03-29
nah man he's sexy af
1 reginaldhotsword 2018-03-29
He looks deaf
1 ThePittWolf 2018-03-29
What a stupid looking person.
1 slothscantswim 2018-03-29
That is one Timon looking motherfucker. Hakuna matata!
1 supmellowmike8788 2018-03-29
Sam went from being a twink to Grug the caveman.
1 marco4371 2018-03-29
God damnit I hate the way he looks.