This is a 44 year old ‘man’.

35  2018-03-29 by Moveinslience

31 comments

I strongly disagree

Mental illness is a mother fucker man

Mental illness

You're crediting him too much depth. He's just a need hyperactive attention craving shirtless faggot.

LOL!!! He took his shirt off!!! OMFG

Alcoholic having a midlife crisis*

But, but, he’s the machine.

He should tell that story more often

Has anyone gotten further in their career based off of one quasi-interesting story about a train ride?

I know a guy who's career's based of drinking a single Zima.

Nice Chia pet beard, stupid

Yea I can tell by his old man face wrinkles and consistent eye-darting back and forth to ensure his level of uncomfortably isn't pushed too far before turning the camera off,removing the hat, tussling the thinning hair and turning the camera back on for lap 2 of wackyman gone wild.

THE MACHINE AND DRINKING WHILE SHIRTLESS LMAO

Who the fuck is that guy? Why is he always naked or missing clothes and laughing?

God I'd pay a pretty penny to hear Colin and Patrice destroy this guy's soul.

Patrice would let this dude tell 5% of the machine story before calling him a faggot and roasting him out of the studio.

So needy for attention holy shit have some dignity

maybe if i wish hard enough he’ll die

Who the fuck sports a Sacramento Kings hat?

Slightly overweight man takes his shirt off

Dunderhead crowd erupts in laughter

And I'm a 56 year old `man'.

Havin a blast by himself. I guess based on the Anthony trajectory, he’ll have about ten more years of being a happy lonesome alcoholic before he slips into bitter and sad lonesome alcoholic.

He is such a cool, down to earth, funny guy!!!! good vibes

Where's a hammer when you need one.

He broadcasts his podcast from "the man cave" in his house. (Not kidding, and he calls it that affectionately)

The man cave, where he is tremendously unfunny wife muscled her way into his show and demands she be involved in the first (what is now) entire half hour long preamble/opening of his podcast. Im sure his fans are thrilled.

The first time it played, the video was muted so it just seemed like he was running around with his mouth open making no noise. It actually made me laugh

is he about to cry?

I’m glad I don’t know who or what this is. Hopefully it dies soon, regardless

Christ this guy is a blithering asshole.

I can’t wait for the clip where he drops dead in the middle of one of these spaz attacks.

I watched him do standup when I was high and it was so cringe and he's so much of a woman it ruined the high and I stopped watching and made me paranoid that everyone is actually a faggot.

Well, at least his "making stupid ass faces while he laughs" skills are still maxed out. Cant wait for this fat-titted bore to have a stroke on stage and die.