A rabbi & a priest are walking down the street. They see a 10-year old boy. The priest says, "Hey, wanna fuck 'im?" The rabbi replies, "Out of what?" I got a million of 'em folks. Try the scungilli.
A priest and a rabbi are having lunch. The priest looks at his plate and says, "Rabbi Horowitz, when will you have a ham sandwich?" And the rabbi says, "At your wedding reception." Tip your waitstaff.
13 comments
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-03-28
I would but i deleted all my pics of your mom
1 SaturdaySuperstar 2018-03-28
A rabbi & a priest are walking down the street. They see a 10-year old boy. The priest says, "Hey, wanna fuck 'im?" The rabbi replies, "Out of what?" I got a million of 'em folks. Try the scungilli.
1 SaturdaySuperstar 2018-03-28
A priest and a rabbi are having lunch. The priest looks at his plate and says, "Rabbi Horowitz, when will you have a ham sandwich?" And the rabbi says, "At your wedding reception." Tip your waitstaff.
1 RicketyChippa 2018-03-28
A stupid man wearing a “nice” shirt.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-03-28
Whoa, take it easy on the civilians here.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-03-28
Did you hear about the clown orgy??? I'm serious, have you heard about this???
It was in tents!
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-03-28
YEAAAHHH IN TENTS HAHAHAHA HOOOLY SHIIIT
1 SaturdaySuperstar 2018-03-28
OK, so what happened?
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-03-28
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
1 CuminyaBrosTwitterin 2018-03-28
The boy replied, “But, then when can I play Fortnite?”
1 Phkna1 2018-03-28
Sam Roberts' penis.
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-03-28
The only joke that matters
http://natethesnake.com
Ends with a chip like punchline
1 SaturdaySuperstar 2018-03-28
Nate the Snake? What is that, like Jake the Snake Roberts or somethin'? tss tss
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-03-28
YEAAAHHH IN TENTS HAHAHAHA HOOOLY SHIIIT
1 SaturdaySuperstar 2018-03-28
OK, so what happened?