He even sets it up real nice up front with the one thick curl masquerading as a hairline. He should just start wearing a fedora like a casino musician. You know he wants to.
"Everybody cries. Fezzie, I had a grandmother that I loved and I cherished. And when she passed away I went to her funeral. And I never wanna be the guy that cries, ever. And I'm at her funeral, and I go back and I touch the back of my pants... My wallet is missing. And I had 75 dollars in there. And I just broke down, and I didn't care who saw me. And I just screamed out "if one of you fuckers stole my money..." and I pushed the casket over and go "that'll happen to you." ...And then I remembered, my wallet was in my coat! And then we all had a good laugh. But the thing I'm trying to say is, everybody gets upset."
if I remember right Ronnie B got into a car accident where he went through the windshield and that bald spot is the result. he still looks like Warren Haynes grandmother though
36 comments
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-03-28
Double Glasses, sock cucka
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-03-28
T-rex arms having, bald head hiding fatso
1 Fightingrooster 2018-03-28
ol’ Ronnie four shades
1 RicketyChippa 2018-03-28
Ronnie two shades
1 Fightingrooster 2018-03-28
Judging from that bald spot he should double up though
1 onemancrimespree 2018-03-28
He even sets it up real nice up front with the one thick curl masquerading as a hairline. He should just start wearing a fedora like a casino musician. You know he wants to.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-03-28
It's quite amazing how bald he is but from the front it could pass for a full head of hair with two pairs of shades on top.
1 PatBattle1 2018-03-28
I wear a fedora every day. I get compliments all the time. not sure why ron doesn't. he'd look pretty cool.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-03-28
BOYS HAVE SWAG, MEN HAVE CLASS
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-03-28
"Everybody cries. Fezzie, I had a grandmother that I loved and I cherished. And when she passed away I went to her funeral. And I never wanna be the guy that cries, ever. And I'm at her funeral, and I go back and I touch the back of my pants... My wallet is missing. And I had 75 dollars in there. And I just broke down, and I didn't care who saw me. And I just screamed out "if one of you fuckers stole my money..." and I pushed the casket over and go "that'll happen to you." ...And then I remembered, my wallet was in my coat! And then we all had a good laugh. But the thing I'm trying to say is, everybody gets upset."
1 dumbshowreference 2018-03-28
Ron has probably made me genuinely laugh more than anyone else on the radio ever.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WvAyv7y20Dk
1 anarchronism 2018-03-28
Bravissimo.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-28
Those are tactically perfect from the front
1 bal0rd 2018-03-28
ey foz haya duin
1 tonydogs 2018-03-28
Looks like my Jewish lawyer, Ronald Grossman
1 84Heel 2018-03-28
Individually placed spectacles.
1 ladedamrfrenchman 2018-03-28
Ron is funny but no one has ever mistook him for attractive
1 dumbshowreference 2018-03-28
Who cares? What an odd thing to say.
1 anitathequeef 2018-03-28
Lookin' like a million nickels, Ronnie!
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-03-28
slap a beret on that chrome dome, bangton!
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-28
Like dignified Colin Flaherty
1 Cullen396 2018-03-28
Ain't like anybody here is a supermodel. You middle aged fat fucks. MOST IF NOT ALL OF YOU.
1 thrillated 2018-03-28
Fuck you, I'm in my 20s and in the best shape of my life. I still think Ronnie Ponytail looks pretty fine for his age.
Now, if we talk about his daughter...
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-28
She’s a real cutie.
1 thrillated 2018-03-28
She's a chunker, famalam.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-03-28
I'm quite handsome for an otherkin.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-03-28
I'm almost as gorgeous as the opster fuck you
1 LiterallyCaligula 2018-03-28
Ski goggles time.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-28
Bandanna.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-03-28
At least he's accepting his baldness
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-28
Ron Roberts
1 TacoTrots 2018-03-28
By default, one would think this is a case of male pattern baldness, but it's actually wear and tear from the 2 pairs of glasses.
1 egates09 2018-03-28
if I remember right Ronnie B got into a car accident where he went through the windshield and that bald spot is the result. he still looks like Warren Haynes grandmother though
1 VirtuaMcPolygon 2018-03-28
Has anybody told Ronnie the double specs look is crap. Not that he would listen mind you.
1 DildoRenter 2018-03-28
Nice two glasses on the head, stupid.
1 tesladyne 2018-03-28
he looks like a Vogon from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
1 Lish_fips89 2018-03-28
Shave your fucking head and wear a kangol.