Masturbate like a lab monkey?? Dumpster breath?!? CHRISTOPHER REEVES ON A POGO STICK? HAH HAH, HOLY SHIT!! What will he say next!??!!
Are you fucking kidding me? You guys actually liked this shithead? "Fat jimmy was hilarious." Was he? He's just as pontificatingly smug as he is now, his corny one liners are unimaginatively bad considering he wrote them beforehand, he has a nauseating amount of confidence in his political insight (black president? fat chance, stupid) & look at the ultra serious "i just spoke some truth maaaaan" expressions on his fucking face after he delivers these basic uninsightful but in his mind truth bombs.
He’s funny, just fucking dumb. So for really dumb people he seems genuine and just a little smarter than them. And that is all it takes to impress them. To me he is a performing monkey who is willing to debase himself for a laugh. I respect that.
Incorrect. I started listening to O&A in like 2011, always found Norton annoying (I dont like his dumb characters either) & since someone posted all these reuploads of Tough Crowd a week ago, it's the first time I've sat down & watched these & I really don't understand what the fuck you faggots are so nostalgic for.
Serious 'tell it like it is' 2000s Norton is easily as obnoxious & phony as any shit he pulls nowadays & the calculated fucking faggot even had the audacity to call other people phony worms for their fake political opinions. Fuck this pathetic asshole. Just his face fucking annoys me.
He's still such a sweet innocent lil' boy. Who knew the calorie content of hooker urine was so high, that when he switched to trann-cams he would wither into hip-slim-jim.
No but for real, off the cuff 2006 Jimmy was fucking hilarious.
I will reiterate: Masturbate like a lab monkey, dumpster breath, Chris Reeve on a pogo stick. This is "fucking hilarious"? That shit isn't even funny by middle school standards.
Norton's a fucking hack. Just accept that you were wrong about liking this dumb phony cunt.
Dumpster breath abd Chris Reeves on a pogo stick are funny You uptight faggot. I AM A CRITIC ON FUNNY AND MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS ARE NOT FUNNY! Shut it, stupid.
I AM A CRITIC ON FUNNY AND MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS ARE NOT FUNNY!
It's not the subject matter, it's the fact that his punchlines are not even vaguely clever. It's some shit you'd come up with in fourth grade. BOOGER BREATH!? AHHAA HOOLLLY SHIIITTTT
I'd love to ask current Jimmy when the Marine Barracks bombing occurred because know way that worm knows anything about the Lebanese Civil War. Or international relations in general and just went on Wikipedia to prep.
That was the only part of this garbage that impressed me, his ability to memorize all those events he knows nothing about. I guess for this slouch the thought of seeming politically informed & deep was worth taking an hour off edging to google some shit.
You're totally right about Jim using cheap shock humor, RapistWithHIV. How'd you came up with that gem? Also Jim the TV personality has always sucked so you don't have to do much persuading.
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1 RapistWithHIV 2018-03-28
Masturbate like a lab monkey?? Dumpster breath?!? CHRISTOPHER REEVES ON A POGO STICK? HAH HAH, HOLY SHIT!! What will he say next!??!!
Are you fucking kidding me? You guys actually liked this shithead? "Fat jimmy was hilarious." Was he? He's just as pontificatingly smug as he is now, his corny one liners are unimaginatively bad considering he wrote them beforehand, he has a nauseating amount of confidence in his political insight (black president? fat chance, stupid) & look at the ultra serious "i just spoke some truth maaaaan" expressions on his fucking face after he delivers these basic uninsightful but in his mind truth bombs.
Drop the nostalgia & realize Jim always sucked.
1 edfromla 2018-03-28
He had some good one liners and angry retorts but yes you’re assessment is correct
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2018-03-28
yes you are assessment is correct.
Nice English, stupid.
1 tjdon 2018-03-28
He’s funny, just fucking dumb. So for really dumb people he seems genuine and just a little smarter than them. And that is all it takes to impress them. To me he is a performing monkey who is willing to debase himself for a laugh. I respect that.
1 Ralph_Cifaretto 2018-03-28
Yes, and you did too. Stop with your outsider looking in perspective. You're in the same faggy boat as we are.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-03-28
Incorrect. I started listening to O&A in like 2011, always found Norton annoying (I dont like his dumb characters either) & since someone posted all these reuploads of Tough Crowd a week ago, it's the first time I've sat down & watched these & I really don't understand what the fuck you faggots are so nostalgic for.
Serious 'tell it like it is' 2000s Norton is easily as obnoxious & phony as any shit he pulls nowadays & the calculated fucking faggot even had the audacity to call other people phony worms for their fake political opinions. Fuck this pathetic asshole. Just his face fucking annoys me.
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-03-28
Fat Yimmy vying for a corresponant role on The Daily Show.
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-03-28
I like when he gets going, he’s like a pit bull on crack
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-28
THANK YEW FER SAYIN WHOT NEEDED TA BE SAYID!
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-28
it's still real to me
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-03-28
Morton is bad, he makes me sad.
1 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2018-03-28
He's still such a sweet innocent lil' boy. Who knew the calorie content of hooker urine was so high, that when he switched to trann-cams he would wither into hip-slim-jim.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-03-28
Serious issues Jimmy is his worst character, and I'm even including Trinidadian Jimmy.
1 doxxbrown 2018-03-28
Anything Norton did that was written/prepared is trash. He was great at reacting off the cuff on a live show though.
Now, however, he sucks at both, so fuck him.
1 BigOpie 2018-03-28
We all speak the commonality of language, stupid!
No but for real, off the cuff 2006 Jimmy was fucking hilarious. I know its cool to hate on everything here maaaaaan, but shut up
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-03-28
I will reiterate: Masturbate like a lab monkey, dumpster breath, Chris Reeve on a pogo stick. This is "fucking hilarious"? That shit isn't even funny by middle school standards.
Norton's a fucking hack. Just accept that you were wrong about liking this dumb phony cunt.
1 BigOpie 2018-03-28
Dumpster breath abd Chris Reeves on a pogo stick are funny You uptight faggot. I AM A CRITIC ON FUNNY AND MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS ARE NOT FUNNY! Shut it, stupid.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-03-28
It's not the subject matter, it's the fact that his punchlines are not even vaguely clever. It's some shit you'd come up with in fourth grade. BOOGER BREATH!? AHHAA HOOLLLY SHIIITTTT
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-03-28
I'd love to ask current Jimmy when the Marine Barracks bombing occurred because know way that worm knows anything about the Lebanese Civil War. Or international relations in general and just went on Wikipedia to prep.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-03-28
That was the only part of this garbage that impressed me, his ability to memorize all those events he knows nothing about. I guess for this slouch the thought of seeming politically informed & deep was worth taking an hour off edging to google some shit.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-03-28
The funniest thing Jim ever said was calling a person in a wheelchair "clean shoes McGillicuddy". That's it.
1 egates09 2018-03-28
You're totally right about Jim using cheap shock humor, RapistWithHIV. How'd you came up with that gem? Also Jim the TV personality has always sucked so you don't have to do much persuading.
1 TheElDan 2018-03-28
I enjoyed his ethnic hand movements when he was sitting beside Paul Mooney.