I didn't know cum had a smell until I came in my panties while anesthetized.

I think we may have had the same dentist.

Yeah, me three!
(Guy who wants to get in on a perfectly wrapped-up joke)

Oh they're blooming again. I hate those jizz trees.

My neighbor has one. The smell makes me want to puke for real.

Bradford pears are proof that Mother Nature is a cum-loving homo.

Nu-uh!!! Pastor says gay is bad.

AH but what about futureor

I'm allergic to those shitty smelling trees

I fucking hate these things. They're all over Vegas.

I hate you for being all over Vegas.

Fuckin cum trees!

What are these actually called?

Linden trees