Colin Quinn today regarding his heart attack: "I was coming out of the gym." Vos: "Was it his ass or mouth?"

202  2018-03-27 by I-take-beast-shits

what a rare treat to hear this morning.

Then they had to roll out Gilbert Gottfried and he kept drilling Jim about Monster Rain and the show took a really weird (and repetitive) turn.

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Didn't Vos just have one too due to the angziety?

uncle and aunt Xiety

Post traumatic depression of hearing Holocaust-stories. I'm sure Danny could relate.

Never again, folksch

"It's 'anxiety'. Angziety is the name of some Chinese warlord"

Thanks

Too bad Opie wasn't there to point out how quick Rich was three different times.

We trash Vos a lot but he really does kill on stage.

Im sure it will be no different at the House of Comedy March 28th to the 31st

Always hated how he said, “we” every time as if he has ANYTHING to do with it.

ME: IM the one steering this fawkin' ship ASShole

The tourbus driver isn't part of the band.

You can't deny that that was a show that needed someone to steer the ship. Someone NEEDS to go to the phones.

Someone NEEDS to be there that'll go to the phones.

Ironic really.

Jim can't stop playing on his phone.

Opie couldn't stop playing Candy Crush on his phone.

And Anthony can't stop tweeting on his phone.

I hate the callers almost more than Opie. What would possess someone to call into the show in the first place? Listening to old Howard Stern shows are the same way.

One time I called, and Ant made fun of me for droning on, felt good and bad man

go to the phones.

SNOWWWWY!

The O&A show, where we interrupt comedy legends to hear the opinions of truckers from Kickapoo.

Opie planting his stupid little flag on funny moments is one of the worst examples in his unending arsenal of horrible traits.

Hey he saw her first! I mean he found Ant and Jim!

I think picking his nose in front of his co-workers for years and expecting them not to comment on it is worse.

You know what I think? We're seeing the birth of a new Jim Norton bit! Isn't that right, Jim? This is going to be on your next comedy special!

That's today's bit. Let's ring a bell every time rich kills it.

Fawkin' brutal

Fawkin fastest in the biz

HOLDONHOLDON HOLDAAAAN, you mean Jim when you say gym right?

10/10 would listen to Vos and Colin if they cut Jim and Sam's mikes

Why isn't this a podcast already?

Colin

Sounds like a good show for once. I love Gilbert Goddfried but Jim and him have chemistry like Jim and Opie did

Gil is a legend, but he can be repetitive.

On the Norm podcast, he spent a good half hour talking about how co-host Adam Egert licked out the asshole of Hitler's corpse. Was hilarious, to be fair. Especially when he got to the part about Adam spending YEARS hunting down old Nazis that escaped the war and when he finally catches them, he holds them down and licks their assholes.

I miss that podcast, I tell ya

GIlbert's account of Tony Orlando at the Jerry Lewis telethon still makes me laugh fiendishly.

From the sound of things, Norm's Netflix show will effectively be the podcast with more money at stake, which should equate to the show we already love with a more reliable schedule.

GHOSBUSSAHHS!

Yeah, I'm hoping that as well. It also seems like the past episodes will be on Netflix too. It's a great time to be a Norm fan

Gilbert asked about monster rain. Jim then asked him 52 times when was his first blow job. Then 13 more times asked about eating ass. It wasn't Gilbert derailing the show, like op said.

I haven't listened in a while, wow this life she had no enthusiasm

Oh good, Gilbert. I hope he kept cackling hysterically at nothing. Always fun.

Colin left the line hanging for a good 5 to 10 seconds before Vos stuttered his way into that line. Don't pretend that it was a rapid fire exchange.

It wasn't that long, but he kind of biffed the joke by laughing through it.

Nah, Colin finish "gym" at 0:12, Vos starts pre-loffing at 0:15, and gets the line out at 0:17.

Nice heart attack stupid

I was there, Gilbert literally hobbled up onto the stage, almost fell getting up there lol

"I was coming out of the gym."

"Was it his ass or mouth?"

--Not trying to be a wise acre here... but I don't get it? Like if Colin is coming in "his" ass or mouth, wouldnt that make more sense if he'd been coming IN the gym? Who is ejaculating while leaving a gym?

Are you Opie? Change "gym" to "jim" ..he was calling jimmy gay and insinuated colin fucked him

leave it alone

Actually sounds like the first show they have had in months worth listening to

Linkie lou, pleeeese?

The "Jim/Gym" routine. I think that's carved in the pyramids somewhere.

Too bad there wasn't someone there to steer the ship

Post traumatic depression of hearing Holocaust-stories. I'm sure Danny could relate.