Colin Quinn today regarding his heart attack: "I was coming out of the gym." Vos: "Was it his ass or mouth?"
202 2018-03-27 by I-take-beast-shits
what a rare treat to hear this morning.
Then they had to roll out Gilbert Gottfried and he kept drilling Jim about Monster Rain and the show took a really weird (and repetitive) turn.
48 comments
1 theceilinistheroof 2018-03-27
Didn't Vos just have one too due to the angziety?
1 CASCAI 2018-03-27
uncle and aunt Xiety
1 Fagghouli 2018-03-27
Post traumatic depression of hearing Holocaust-stories. I'm sure Danny could relate.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-03-27
Never again, folksch
1 Doom_Art 2018-03-27
"It's 'anxiety'. Angziety is the name of some Chinese warlord"
1 theceilinistheroof 2018-03-27
Thanks
1 Slette 2018-03-27
Too bad Opie wasn't there to point out how quick Rich was three different times.
1 theceilinistheroof 2018-03-27
We trash Vos a lot but he really does kill on stage.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-27
Im sure it will be no different at the House of Comedy March 28th to the 31st
1 Iagainstiagainsti1 2018-03-27
Always hated how he said, “we” every time as if he has ANYTHING to do with it.
1 sumant28 2018-03-27
ME: IM the one steering this fawkin' ship ASShole
1 just_a_mean_person 2018-03-27
The tourbus driver isn't part of the band.
1 ssss681 2018-03-27
You can't deny that that was a show that needed someone to steer the ship. Someone NEEDS to go to the phones.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-03-27
Ironic really.
Jim can't stop playing on his phone.
Opie couldn't stop playing Candy Crush on his phone.
And Anthony can't stop tweeting on his phone.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-03-27
I hate the callers almost more than Opie. What would possess someone to call into the show in the first place? Listening to old Howard Stern shows are the same way.
1 Taureg01 2018-03-27
One time I called, and Ant made fun of me for droning on, felt good and bad man
1 lispychicken 2018-03-27
SNOWWWWY!
1 MawBTS1989 2018-03-27
The O&A show, where we interrupt comedy legends to hear the opinions of truckers from Kickapoo.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-03-27
Opie planting his stupid little flag on funny moments is one of the worst examples in his unending arsenal of horrible traits.
1 Shit_snap 2018-03-27
Hey he saw her first! I mean he found Ant and Jim!
1 ssss681 2018-03-27
I think picking his nose in front of his co-workers for years and expecting them not to comment on it is worse.
1 MawBTS1989 2018-03-27
You know what I think? We're seeing the birth of a new Jim Norton bit! Isn't that right, Jim? This is going to be on your next comedy special!
1 setto__ 2018-03-27
That's today's bit. Let's ring a bell every time rich kills it.
1 Foddashow 2018-03-27
Fawkin' brutal
1 jfoughe 2018-03-27
Fawkin fastest in the biz
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-03-27
HOLDONHOLDON HOLDAAAAN, you mean Jim when you say gym right?
1 Phkna1 2018-03-27
10/10 would listen to Vos and Colin if they cut Jim and Sam's mikes
1 Safetyinwords 2018-03-27
Why isn't this a podcast already?
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-03-27
Colin
1 DrDooomPebblestone 2018-03-27
Sounds like a good show for once. I love Gilbert Goddfried but Jim and him have chemistry like Jim and Opie did
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-03-27
Gil is a legend, but he can be repetitive.
1 MAN_TO_GALAXY 2018-03-27
On the Norm podcast, he spent a good half hour talking about how co-host Adam Egert licked out the asshole of Hitler's corpse. Was hilarious, to be fair. Especially when he got to the part about Adam spending YEARS hunting down old Nazis that escaped the war and when he finally catches them, he holds them down and licks their assholes.
I miss that podcast, I tell ya
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-03-27
GIlbert's account of Tony Orlando at the Jerry Lewis telethon still makes me laugh fiendishly.
From the sound of things, Norm's Netflix show will effectively be the podcast with more money at stake, which should equate to the show we already love with a more reliable schedule.
1 MAN_TO_GALAXY 2018-03-27
GHOSBUSSAHHS!
Yeah, I'm hoping that as well. It also seems like the past episodes will be on Netflix too. It's a great time to be a Norm fan
1 Kurt_Love 2018-03-27
Gilbert asked about monster rain. Jim then asked him 52 times when was his first blow job. Then 13 more times asked about eating ass. It wasn't Gilbert derailing the show, like op said.
1 lukehardy 2018-03-27
I haven't listened in a while, wow this life she had no enthusiasm
1 pcro69 2018-03-27
Oh good, Gilbert. I hope he kept cackling hysterically at nothing. Always fun.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-03-27
Colin left the line hanging for a good 5 to 10 seconds before Vos stuttered his way into that line. Don't pretend that it was a rapid fire exchange.
1 MawBTS1989 2018-03-27
It wasn't that long, but he kind of biffed the joke by laughing through it.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-03-27
Nah, Colin finish "gym" at 0:12, Vos starts pre-loffing at 0:15, and gets the line out at 0:17.
1 late_50s_why 2018-03-27
Nice heart attack stupid
1 docherty91 2018-03-27
I was there, Gilbert literally hobbled up onto the stage, almost fell getting up there lol
1 Muhhaughtmuh_Gondee 2018-03-27
"I was coming out of the gym."
"Was it his ass or mouth?"
--Not trying to be a wise acre here... but I don't get it? Like if Colin is coming in "his" ass or mouth, wouldnt that make more sense if he'd been coming IN the gym? Who is ejaculating while leaving a gym?
1 I-take-beast-shits 2018-03-27
Are you Opie? Change "gym" to "jim" ..he was calling jimmy gay and insinuated colin fucked him
1 Muhhaughtmuh_Gondee 2018-03-27
leave it alone
1 Bpp1987 2018-03-27
Actually sounds like the first show they have had in months worth listening to
1 SaturdaySuperstar 2018-03-27
Linkie lou, pleeeese?
1 SaturdaySuperstar 2018-03-27
The "Jim/Gym" routine. I think that's carved in the pyramids somewhere.
1 Whimling 2018-03-27
Too bad there wasn't someone there to steer the ship
1 Fagghouli 2018-03-27
Post traumatic depression of hearing Holocaust-stories. I'm sure Danny could relate.