Hopefully this monumental bombing will make Jim and Sam realise that nobody is laughing

48  2018-03-27 by TheDirtyWolfman

Matarese got more laughs for his Dr Noggin material

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Jim Norton bringing out some fresh material with Gilbert Gottfried...."So, Gilbert, when was the first time you got your dick sucked?" What type of creativity will spring from that comedically genius mind next?!?!

I've literally never seen a live show bomb this hard. Ever. Vos has made an Opie joke, nothing, Vos then referenced the Opie joke getting nothing, nothing again. Colin even told Jim he should've had a warm up and that got nothing.

For Rich's reference being so damn funny, ironically he probably would get more laughs on a pop-up show then he got during this abomination.

This is proof that it's all over, they are all old, unfunny faggots and this sub is the show.

CQ, Vos, Gilbert and Norbom on stage, tepid laughter at best. What the fuck happened!?

Maybe they actually did get a new audience. Unfortunately the new people seem to be humorless wrestling fans.

How many people actually showed up to watch this botched abortion?

Sounded like 50-75.

Most people start out life (after hitting puberty) being obsessed with sex and satisfying their urges in general, but mellow out and get more boring as they get older.

Jimmy is the opposite. He was a boring teetotaling puritan virgin at age 17, discovered hookers in adulthood, and then moved on to gay sex, seriously contemplating marrying a tranny, and is today so sunk in obsessive degeneracy that he can't have a conversation with another adult without either bringing up fucking, or staring at pictures of naked boys on his phone.

I predict he completely loses his mind and ends up in some sort of state-run insititution before long.

boring teenager you say?

i will have it that jim Norton drank several wine coolers during the course of A COUPLE of weekends which prompted him to destroy mailboxes and ... prank call a bunch of people!

lucky for society he was able to get away from this crippling addiction but its a cautionary life

One night he had a Zima and shot got out of control.

There but for the grace of God go I

"sunk in obsessive degeneracy." You just scripted this subs epitaph. Well done, sir.

"Ramone! Bring me my anti-psychosis meds!"

"My teeth are dry!"

"Nursssssse! I see ghossstssss!"

And now, after finally satisfying his ultimate fantasy (having his holes plowed into oblivion by a huge penis attached to a guy who looks sort of like a girl to make it not all the way gay) Jim is lost, rudderless, adrift in a sea of depraved hedonistic sexuality with no destination in sight. He meanders lifelessly through his days, his mind totally preoccupied with finding new depths of depravity to plumb and new ways to degrade himself.

Jimmy turning into the shittier AIDS version of Stavros.

Gilbert, Colin , Vos , & you can hear a pin drop in the audience. Sam sure is laughing it up though.

I can't believe they chose to broadcast this. I would've just said it was dogshit and played an O&A replay from 2010. I'm absolutely humiliated just listening to this. I would've walked off by now.

The ass eating bit is terrible. It was good when Dice did it 30 years ago.

I'm not sure it even qualifies as a bit if it's just people asking eachother bad questions and answering them succinctly. It's been 40 minutes and the longest flow has been 2 lines. Pure audible torture.

I'm glad they moved on to the Opie classic "Behind Vos' Ear". This should be a hilarious hour .

Of course it devolved in to an episode of Cuck' Corner with Jim Norton.

"Oohhh no she's a good egg! So which guy had the girthier dick?"

Cutting edge shit.

wut?

Thank you for your service.

This is barootal.

Opie Roberts' laugh is unbearable. The dumb cunt cackles as loud as possible after every comment he makes.

Didn't think a dopey cunt going on about cheating with the cook could bring the show to slower crawl

How do you blow an appearance with Vos and Colin? sniff That didn’t happen when I ran the ship. burp Well, hypothetical Opie, you may have a point. Either that or these guys are all washed up. One or the other.

A live show with ZERO production

45 minutes of ass eating talk smelling Vos's ear Sandy Kane

just terrible

Lotsa problems in that room. SNIFF

They don't care. Sam only uses this show as a vehicle to get in with WWE and Jim treats it like his 10th most important priority behind doing his stupid Chip show and the dozen of other shitty shows he does that nobody likes. It's a paycheck to them. Nothing more.

You're absolutely right. Fucking worm forgot what made him

Fucking worm forgot what made him

a damp, warm environment away from direct sunlight?

The Opester is an unfunny lying pussy, but he gave a damn about the show and he tried to do what was right even though he often failed. I hate that Sam and Jim keep giving me reasons to compliment Opie. It's downright sickening.

Colin Flaherty laughed more at Ron Bennington than anyone did at Jim and Sam; despite forgetting.

The worst part is they all overdo it. Rich was playing stupid conversation guy again. Teft was pouting. At least bob kelly would say "what?? eha-ha" a few times and it makes you think something funny is going on. This is 4 self censoring "edgy comics" and its gross. I would fucking file a lawsuit if Jim Norton asked the audience if they had their ass eaten and I was in it. Fuck these sellouts.

This is an embarrassment for your career, Col. Probably best if you act as if it never happened.

For those of us with the common sense to not listen to this awful show, can someone cue us in as to what happened? It was a live show? What bombed so bad? I like experiencing the show through the eyes and keyboards of this sub, it's the only interesting thing about the entire post O&A universe.

As long as the paychecks keep coming they will go through the motions. Jim's been mailing it in for years, and can only be halfway funny these days as Chipprr

Ever get your ass eaten? What!? So have you ever eaten ass? What!? Let's get back to ass eating discussion... Over and over.

I like the interview with bobos mom about eating ass