Christopher Kuhn ( /u/killakuhn ) trial day 2 live updates

0  2018-03-27 by boring_oneliner

https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-09-CR-0007755-2017

Day 1 live thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/878xr2/christopher_kuhn_ukillakuhn_trial_live_thread/

Day 1 media recap: http://www.theintell.com/news/20180326/video-at-fathers-murder-trial-shows-ill-fated-rescue-attempt-of-boy-2-in-tullytown

7:58 AM you know what, that bit has run its course. buncha dopes.

30 comments

1  Bams_seed 2018-03-27

You're a dick 😤

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

oh yeah, im the dick here, not the guy who killed his son

or even worse, the guy who said he would do the live updates and then didnt show up. i HAD to take his place.

1  BabyDinosaur3 2018-03-27

So you're telling me NOBODY fucking went to the trial when some of you fucking people live like 5 minutes away and are obviously unemployed?

This has ruined my fucking year. Not showing up to the trial is the worst thing someone from this subreddit has ever done.

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

merry christmas

1  fawwkyeah 2018-03-27

Where’s your commitment nigga

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

i dont do fawking bits

1  RacksDiciprine 2018-03-27

Says the guy who did a bit

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

is it really a bit if i invented it and did it only once?

1  RealTonySchiavone 2018-03-27

If it took you 30 seconds that argument would be valid. Your entire morning was a bit.

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

actually it was from 3PM to 6PM with a 1 hour break.

1  Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-03-27

Guess I forgot to laff.

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

What did you just say?

1  ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-03-27

You’re a faggot. I hope you marry a beautiful woman. And you two have a beautiful baby. And you go to the hospital to visit your beautiful baby and catch an orderly raping it to death. Fuck you.

1  RealTonySchiavone 2018-03-27

Wait so you just spent like two hours constantly editing that post making shit up? Who the fuck has that kind of time/dedication to a "bit"

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

nigga i was bored at work

1  carribbeanjimmy 2018-03-27

Gregg Hughes spent 20 years pretending to be an unfunny over-sensitive cunt. Jokes on YOU haters!!!

1  866-Ron-0-Fez 2018-03-27

We don’t quit bits ‘round here.

If anything you need to add more Vos dates, demands for gold and quotes from Jaws in today’s update.

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-03-27

If he were white he would be out of jail already.

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

it was a black on black crime

1  DigitalTorque 2018-03-27

You’re a real crumb bum.

1  BabyDinosaur3 2018-03-27

This guy's a riot.

1  RamonFrunkis 2018-03-27

I thought it was telling that he was "live updating" on a phone or laptop after telling everyone

9:10 AM Judge Robert O. Baldi gives instructions to the press and visitors, eg no phone cameras , recording devices etc allowed

They're gonna let you sit typing? I didn't think so. But to be fair, he spent in an insane amount of time coming up with pretty legitimate sounding commentary..except for the jury shit.

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

yeah i slipped some clues in that no one seemed to catch. i was hoping for an early reveal and me denying it etc.

i only know american law/courts from what ive seen in boston legal and what the linked documents provided.

1  MieshaNicole 2018-03-27

Lol. Oh you slipped in clues?

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

Yeah the one with the electronic devices, the black guy who said 'should a pled out' was kinda over the top, then the prosecuter constantly mentioning prior offenses and the jury saying they couldn't be impartial (both huge no nos from the get go) for example

1  SuaveRico 2018-03-27

Ok fag, you're 15 minutes are up.

1  DildoRenter 2018-03-27

I don't care if it was fake. I enjoyed reading it.

The bit about the fat bailiff kicking you out was the coup de grâce.

1  Jackthejew 2018-03-27

APRIL FAWLS

1  buttholebrigade 2018-03-27

did you really spend a whole day making that shit up? you sure fooled us. you may want to seek mental health counseling though.

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

I spent three hours avoiding work. Time well spent.

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

nigga i was bored at work

1  boring_oneliner 2018-03-27

oh yeah, im the dick here, not the guy who killed his son

or even worse, the guy who said he would do the live updates and then didnt show up. i HAD to take his place.

1  carribbeanjimmy 2018-03-27

Gregg Hughes spent 20 years pretending to be an unfunny over-sensitive cunt. Jokes on YOU haters!!!