If you don't have the common decency to have a fucking nose, then you're probably the type of person who steps over their dead kid to run from the police.
In the year 2058, 40 years after Kuhn is finally parolled, he will get on the internet and rewind the wayback machine back to 2017 to catch up to the sub because tranny jokes about 70-year-old Sue Lightning pegging the corpse of Anthony Cumia do not make sense. By then, all of us are long dead. Opie and Anthony have died decades earlier. The sub is a virtual reality simulation where all of our replicants are shitposting memes every 5 minutes and being judged by artifically intelligent bots. The content will never stop flowing. This will be O&A's true legacy
Yeah all edgelording aside, it’s a total tragedy and I can’t even conceive what the guy has been going through. Enough of his character came through from his post history that I absolutely think all character flaws aside, he loved the shit out of his son and he likely possesses the minimum self-awareness to understand the full fucking weight of how his own recklessness and selfishness killed his son and ruined his life forever.
I'm positive he's living in a hell of guilt. I have guilt fo minor things I've done to my daughter, like not letting her have a snack after she wouldn't eat her dinner and she cried. I've had thoughts in moments of extreme exhaustion and frustration that are not me the other 99.999% of the time, and I have to live with the guilt of just having those thoughts. This guy ruined his and his son's life and he's got to be terribly sorry.
Kuhn was a promininet political researcher about to release his findings about the Clinton Foundation and George Soros, but was framed by bad actors (Deep State) for 3rd degree murder among other things.
He is currently having to sit through his own show trial. Sad!
With M as the lawyer Kuhn would've got parole or some shit. BTW, was it ever explained what the fuck is up with his nose?? That shit is disturbing as hell.
76 comments
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-27
/u/porsalin
the man, the myth, the legend.
1 thrillated 2018-03-27
100% Talented
1 juschippinyababe 2018-03-27
Even though he's a brit, I'd proclaim him my g'vna in my city.
1 TedsPopupEmporium 2018-03-27
Did anyone ever find out what happened to his face?
1 late_50s_why 2018-03-27
They put penises in there
1 Shit_snap 2018-03-27
Have you ever pressure cooked something and an old fry got stuck underneath it?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-27
I certainly can't relate to this bosh
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-27
Lemme try.
YE EVER GRILLETH A POT O' CHIPS AND ONE TAKES A BIT OF THE OL' HOT AND SMOKEY, GUV'?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-27
There we are.
1 Mikekekeke 2018-03-27
Throw anotha shrimp on the bahbie or somethin
1 EugeneGrimgold 2018-03-27
c-c-case closed, all right.
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-27
The stick figure Kuhn & deceased baby drawing…holy shit!!
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-27
Nice work dude. This really captures the sadness and desperation of the whole affair. And your Bobo is fucking spot on!
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-03-27
ledge
1 hard_to_explain 2018-03-27
Ha ha ha holy shit
1 LeVampire1992 2018-03-27
This is ur best work yet. That stick figure part is too funny, although I don’t think M. can lose
1 Shit_snap 2018-03-27
Porsalin come back. We beat off the geckos.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-27
Tss, wait, wait. You don't even know what you just said!
You did WHAT to geckos?
1 porsalin 2018-03-27
Lol no thanks.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-27
Fair enough, that's a tough one
1 Shit_snap 2018-03-27
You'll be back. They always cum back.
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-03-27
I’m not saying he’s guilty. But, with a face like that - he’s guilty.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-27
Better get that ugly lump of shit off the streets for the public good.
1 dmix 2018-03-27
Who will feed his drug dealers kids tho? Think of the children you evil republican!
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-03-27
If you don't have the common decency to have a fucking nose, then you're probably the type of person who steps over their dead kid to run from the police.
1 ArkL 2018-03-27
Kuhn doesn't even know who M. is. He missed a real character
1 Reaktif 2018-03-27
In the year 2058, 40 years after Kuhn is finally parolled, he will get on the internet and rewind the wayback machine back to 2017 to catch up to the sub because tranny jokes about 70-year-old Sue Lightning pegging the corpse of Anthony Cumia do not make sense. By then, all of us are long dead. Opie and Anthony have died decades earlier. The sub is a virtual reality simulation where all of our replicants are shitposting memes every 5 minutes and being judged by artifically intelligent bots. The content will never stop flowing. This will be O&A's true legacy
1 JMueller2012 2018-03-27
One can only hope
1 Nulltor 2018-03-27
If I can get a computer to do my shit posting that means I don't have to. I'll be free to commit suicide!
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-03-27
god willing....
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-03-27
Why would he wait 40 years after his parole?
1 scorezman 2018-03-27
Wait, why will we all be dead and Kuhn still alive? I will bet anything that I'll easily outlive that sock cucka.
1 thrillated 2018-03-27
Not even M's cunning arguments could get this man off the hook.
1 thrillated 2018-03-27
That's the same judge who served in the case of The State vs Maloonigans
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-27
Doh dat dever happind AWLROIT! BISTER BALLOODIGANS DIDNT DO IT AWRIGHT!
1 bal0rd 2018-03-27
Why wasn't the sound bar in the cell with him?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-27
He abandoned the sound bar in the Walmart vestibule.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-27
I don't know what vestibule means and I refuse to look into it.
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-27
It's like a front hallway entrance. I learned the word last year. Similar to the little space between the sliding doors where they keep the carts
1 Lamar-and-Reggie- 2018-03-27
Wish you put a 6pack of Pepsi on the bench, but great work!
1 porsalin 2018-03-27
Oh shit is it too late to edit? Probably...
Honestly would have improved it 100%
1 Lamar-and-Reggie- 2018-03-27
Maybe a little too late to edit. Still excellent work sir. Next time.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-03-27
I don't get it, is it because he robbed Wal-Mart?
1 Bibimbap4211 2018-03-27
Why don’t you go lie down.
1 Slothjew 2018-03-27
Yea go take a nap, stupid.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-03-27
hhhhhhhHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNOOOOCK IT OFF, SPADE!
1 onemancrimespree 2018-03-27
Imagine how he'll feel when/if he gets out and sees this shit and has the time to post again... how would you react?
1 pool-is-closed 2018-03-27
He'll get really mad and threaten everyone, knowing full well he can't do anything. We'll also know that, so we'll pile on until he rage quits.
1 OutlawMemer 2018-03-27
Pissing off a child-killer always ends well.
1 pool-is-closed 2018-03-27
At least it will end hilariously
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-27
Rage quit = suicide
1 Jungies 2018-03-27
Love your work, fella.
1 cfc611 2018-03-27
I bet his son looked liked meatloaf. No wonder he ran into the woods like a fag
1 all_copacetic 2018-03-27
Like how he's wearing Joe Cumia-style orthopaedic shoes.
1 TenguBuranchi 2018-03-27
90% chance of being ruled an unfortunate mishap
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-03-27
So what is this winners' sentence? Was the deal here?
1 Skip4play 2018-03-27
Dude, you got the sniff, you got the Bobo dude.
1 Opesterino 2018-03-27
M looking good and professional like always.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-03-27
Your gonna look mighty silly porsalin when my man Kuhn walks a free man!
1 cucktastrophy 2018-03-27
funniest one of the lot so far.
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-27
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Porsalin, we don't deserve you. It took me a few loops to realize that the judge was Bobo.
1 shooter0 2018-03-27
I think I’m out of the loop why is this sub all about this guy?
1 YourOldPalHoward 2018-03-27
He was a prolific poster here and orchestrated the Joe Cumia trial drama.
1 userx9 2018-03-27
This is the first I'm hearing of any of this. But holy shit this is fucked.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/50o1en/my_son_thinks_everything_is_a_phone/
1 YourOldPalHoward 2018-03-27
Yeah all edgelording aside, it’s a total tragedy and I can’t even conceive what the guy has been going through. Enough of his character came through from his post history that I absolutely think all character flaws aside, he loved the shit out of his son and he likely possesses the minimum self-awareness to understand the full fucking weight of how his own recklessness and selfishness killed his son and ruined his life forever.
It’s fucking brutal man.
1 userx9 2018-03-27
I'm positive he's living in a hell of guilt. I have guilt fo minor things I've done to my daughter, like not letting her have a snack after she wouldn't eat her dinner and she cried. I've had thoughts in moments of extreme exhaustion and frustration that are not me the other 99.999% of the time, and I have to live with the guilt of just having those thoughts. This guy ruined his and his son's life and he's got to be terribly sorry.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-03-27
Kuhn was a promininet political researcher about to release his findings about the Clinton Foundation and George Soros, but was framed by bad actors (Deep State) for 3rd degree murder among other things.
He is currently having to sit through his own show trial. Sad!
1 VitriolicVigo 2018-03-27
This was really stupid
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-27
Fuck off
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-03-27
Doesn't compare to the laugh-a-minute riotfest that is the Artie & Anthony Show, I'll give you that.
I tapped out of this animation early. I'm going to listen to someone say "gobbagool" 43 times in an hour and rant about the coloreds instead.
1 VitriolicVigo 2018-03-27
yeah, this was stupid
1 SickLikeAidz 2018-03-27
With M as the lawyer Kuhn would've got parole or some shit. BTW, was it ever explained what the fuck is up with his nose?? That shit is disturbing as hell.
1 Clint0nBukowski 2018-03-27
Why’s that guy got the state of Florida on his mug
1 TacoTrots 2018-03-27
~ ONLY BOBO CAN JUDGE ME ~
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-03-27
Short but really captures the essence of the trial. 5 stars.
1 Amiigo7 2018-03-27
It's the trial of the millisecond.
1 Rock-Coat 2018-03-27
Fucking Brilliant u/Porsalin. Thank you for your service.