When can Chris Kuhn receive mail? we should print out some reddit articles of us discussing the Vizio Soundbar fiasco so he doesn't feel left out of the O&A Subreddit fun.
96 2018-03-27 by EugeneGrimgold
"reddit articles" what am i 5?
96 2018-03-27 by EugeneGrimgold
"reddit articles" what am i 5?
35 comments
1 taint_stuffer 2018-03-27
I like this idea
1 PassProtect15 2018-03-27
someone blow up the sidebar pic poster size for his cell
1 Yaseetheo 2018-03-27
Which one? Baby Kuhn in heaven?
1 PassProtect15 2018-03-27
si
1 20-4-7HayTomBrown 2018-03-27
4" x 6" pictures only or the prison throws them away. We have to make sure he sees them.
1 holodog 2018-03-27
He'll use it to cover the hole he's gonna chisel through the wall over the next 30 years.
1 blink182man 2018-03-27
Wait until he's in prison. Then he'll have a more permanent address and can get mail. If we send it to him now he may never get it because he might be moved around.
1 Nulltor 2018-03-27
Hey, innocent until proven guilty buddy.
1 20-4-7HayTomBrown 2018-03-27
Thanks regular inmate Joe
1 TragicColonAutopsies 2018-03-27
Yeah, why is no one blaming the jeep? the jeep literally threw this child out its own window!!!
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-27
Bucks County has an inmate lookup tool on their website that will give you his prisoner number. I'm not sure what access he would have to mail during this trial phase, and I believe his prisoner number will change when he's remanded to state prison, assuming he is convicted. At which point he'll be searchable on:
http://inmatelocator.cor.pa.gov
Here are some guidelines for sending mail to PA state prisoners.
http://www.prisonpro.com/content/pennsylvania-inmate-phonessending-money-mail
1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-03-27
I know when i was in jail they wouldn't give you mail that didnt have a return address. I have a feeling he's going to be receiving a lot of mail from Sue Lightning and Lyle Chipperson.
1 thrillated 2018-03-27
I think Vito Carlucci will also say hi
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-03-27
what was jail like dude?
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-03-27
Holy shit.. can we PLEASE start a "shitty book drive" for Kuhn??
How to Send Books and Magazines to Pennsylvania Inmates
Friends and family members of Pennsylvania inmates can send books, magazines, and newspapers to an inmate. All publications must be ordered directly from a reputable vendor like Amazon.com. No books, or magazines may contain nudity, maps, or describe the manufacture of drugs, alcohol, or weapons. All books should be new and paperback editions, hardcover books are prohibited. When ordering from Amazon be sure to mail to the inmate's name and ID number and send to the inmate's institutional mailing address. If you want to learn more about sending these items to an inmate read about it here.
Starting with this one because it's literal: https://www.amazon.com/Crash-Burn-Artie-Lange/dp/1476765596
https://www.amazon.com/Black-Phillip/dp/B000F3T9BS/ https://www.amazon.com/He-Talk-Like-White-Boy/dp/B000MKYKVI/ https://www.amazon.com/Darkest-Child-Novel-Delores-Phillips/dp/1569473455/ https://www.amazon.com/Hate-Your-Guts-Jim-Norton/dp/1416587853/ https://www.amazon.com/Happy-Endings-Tales-Meaty-Breasted-Zilch/dp/1416961054 https://www.amazon.com/Everybody-Awful-Except-Jim-Florentine/dp/0306825635 https://www.amazon.com/Wanna-Bet-Degenerate-Gamblers-Living/dp/1250121175 https://www.amazon.com/Too-Fat-Fish-Artie-Lange/dp/0385526571/
and somehow, searching for "Opie and Anthony" yields this... https://www.amazon.com/Economic-Theory-Democracy-Anthony-Downs/dp/0060417501/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1522171298&sr=1-4&keywords=opie+and+anthony
1 holodog 2018-03-27
More useful.
1 late_50s_why 2018-03-27
I will crowd fund printing a poster of that baby Kuhn drawing with him enjoying the Vizio in heaven
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-27
Will ya?
1 EugeneGrimgold 2018-03-27
If we're sending him anything its certainly that.
1 GraveJ 2018-03-27
He can use it to cover his escape hole - like in The Shawshank Redemption.
1 I_Booped_Your_Nose 2018-03-27
Seriously we should send him commissary. It all online. 50 bucks will make him a king in there.
1 mcb84 2018-03-27
You step over a bloody toddler fleeing a walmart caper and all the top ramens in the world arent buying you respect.
1 YourOldPalHoward 2018-03-27
Things are way more expensive in prison than outside dummy
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-27
You don't pay for cigarettes with your ass in civilian life?
1 MawBTS1989 2018-03-27
Let's get cracking. There's like 10 months of drama we need to bring him to speed on.
Also, let's get this printed so he has a poster to hang over the hole in his cell wall: https://imgur.com/a/ROijL
1 MSteve1232000 2018-03-27
Nah, you don’t sound young saying that, you sound 60.
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-03-27
He needs a sue lightning poster to cover up the tunnel he’ll be digging for the next 20 years
1 jisuanqi 2018-03-27
We need to get Vizio to make a prison issue model of that same soundbar, in a clear plastic case, so we can send one to him.
1 Reddit5uck5 2018-03-27
if he sent him full on updates with all the details, he wouldn't believe it.
I still think we should though. I wouldn't even send mean shit to him. the guy gave us greaaaaaat radio back in the day. purriod.
1 TheUserRedditBanned 2018-03-27
Let me explain how the world works to you.
You send him an article, as a gag.
He spends the next 20 years sending you letters requesting naked pictures of women.
1 HappensHappen 2018-03-27
Send him a Lady Di collage every time he asks.
1 TheUserRedditBanned 2018-03-27
By year 2 he's thanking you.
1 EugeneGrimgold 2018-03-27
You think i'd use a real return address?
1 TheUserRedditBanned 2018-03-27
Nah, I'm just bitter cause I've had to stop writing letters to my homie upstate. :(
1 thewhombler 2018-03-27
here's already been sending letters out.. probably receiving them too
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-03-27
Send him the pictures of BroJoe on the People's Court
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-03-27
Dick pics of the whole sub.