What was the big deal with The Last Jedi again?

1  2018-03-26 by aprosbro

I watched it yesterday and it was just another dumb star wars movie. I remember there being a hubbub about it but it was so benign I cant imagine why.

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All those films are for faggots and children.

Certainly children. Like I remember people were mad that Luke was mean but like the whole point of the movie is the hubris of masters.

Thanks! Now I don’t have to watch it still.

And rewriting a story already established to serve propagandistic levels of espousing "diversity" and "feminism"

You cant restructure a basic moality saga into a progressive screed and not expect people to be confused by shitty plot holes and enigmatic eise women who are magically correct but dont bother to share that plan. When a man tries to do something hes derided as hotheaded.

What was the rewrite? These movies have always had strong female leads and diversity.

The cocky pilot likewise is a well established archetype. Yoda represents a divine wisdom and is male, Luke is a deus ex machina and is also male. The three strongest villains are male.

You're really reaching.

Rey is a mary sue. She is instantaneously capable and superior whos only adversary is men not letting her show her skill. Leia couldnt kick the shit out of 8 stormtroopers.

You notice how the villans are white males? Normally thats fine exept the writers of rogue one expressly said the empire is alt right. Luke is just a dumb old man with old ideas etc etc etc

They ruin everything with their politics.

You're shoehorning your outrage. Luke and Anakin were both "chosen one" style prodigies and Rey is just another one. The last shot of the movie is a little force adept white boy.

The villians were always white men, except for the alien and the woman. If one of them was black you'd be crying about them pushing diversity. The empire is essentially alt right just before that was a thing.

You really missed the whole point of Luke in this thing if thats what you took away from that character. He was a master defeated by his own hubris who then had to relearn to be humble. Which is why the movie is also about the rebels being reduced to a tiny group and starting over, Poe and Finn both having to lose their hero complex, Snoke getting killed by Ren, and Rey having to admit her parents were nobodies.

Patriarchy = old star wars

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If a film has huge pre release hubbub it will be a big pile of mediocre; Stah wahwahs, superhero schlok, blank panther, warhorse....titanic....and others.

Blank Panther, got em.

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The alt-right were angry about something in the film but I can’t remember what they were so triggered about. It’s hard to keep up with all their hang ups.

It wasn't just the alt right. It was not a good film. Some really corny shit in it. It's annoying how people made this faggot film about politics though. Certainly didn't help my perception of it.

How was it about politics? I think this is what I'm missing.

it wasn't about politics but the left and the right made it about politics.

Faggots on both sides

The feminist who runs lucasfilm wear a shirt that says "the force is female"

The left made it political EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL to them

Lol. Either youre playing dumb or you dont even see it when they shoe horn in diversity. J.J Abrams got yelled at for having no asians so POOF we have a less than useless Rose.

I have no problem with the people who genuinely didn’t like the movie or had real criticisms with the film but making it about politics & idiots wasting their time trying to sabotage the audience rating score was embarrassing.

Too many negros

There was story busting fuck ups like Vaders light saber getting tossed and the retard purple hair admiral.

Fuckin alt left cuck

“Fuckin alt left cuck” 😂😂, good one. Am I supposed feel sorry for the nerds who chase nostalgia who were upset? All I know is some upset homos we’re giving out spoilers on social media, even here, like that was going to hurt the box office gross of the film. One dude who was posting spoilers I decided to fuck with for two months, I looked into what movies & shows he was into & then found out the the spoilers of each of them & private messaged him the spoilers until he he abondoned his account & quit, probably to created another account. But that asshole was so actually pissed at me, he’s the cocksucker who thought it was cute to post spoilers so I ruined at least a half dozen movies & shows for him.

That's how I found out about it I didn't even watch the fuckin movie. Blade runner and dark tower were pretty good brotherman but Star Wars can eat a dick.

Jesus

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Dont flip it soybean.

Last time i checked it was you people that come out with a new list of banned words and phrases every week

Hmm…soybean?? That’s pretty gay of you but not surprising, although I’m a little disappointed you forgot cuck & libtard you unoriginal sheep. The last time I checked I never banned any words or supported any kind of restrictions on the 1rst amendment so why are you assuming you know my political leanings, because I’m not a alt-right douche bag? Most of the people on the right aren’t alt-right or share their views. The people I know on the far left are exactly the the people on far right, they are both unhappy with their life so they distract themselves with movements to forget about their own disappointments. I’m not saying someone can’t be content with a job, house & a family & still can’t be this way but that is because they are content not necessarily happy. No one who is wrapped up in non-stop politics is living their dream, I know that for a fact because otherwise they just wouldn’t let it consume them & be an intricate part of their identity the way it is. You seem to one of those Star Wars triggered dudes, are you one of those guys who were posting spoilers? I think you might have been, I’ll have to go back & look & if you are I might just fuck around & spoil every movie, television show or sporting event you might be into, I’m not above dedicating time & engery into ruining things for people who have no consideration for their fellow man.

Sorry could you repeat that. I wasnt paying attention

You heard Jedi

I voted for obama and john kerry. Tell me im alt right again... it just proves how retarded you progressive socialist busybodies are

Haha! Why do you keep calling me a progressive socialist? Where is your proof, is it that I thought it was annoying, childish & extremely hypocritical that a group that calls people snowflakes had a temper tantrum about a space movie?

Because you call everyone who disagrees with you alt right

Never said that

what stood out to me was Carrie Fisher's drug problem being enabled by 1000's of cast and crew. one line stands out - "our sshhhhhhhipsshhhhh are being ambusshhhhhhed"

bitch took so many drugs she sounded like Vos

I don't know if drugs did that or if it was just her awful dentures

WHATS! THE DIFFERENCE?!

Mid 50's... WHY????

I’m happy for Bobby Lee and his role in it.

He will get an Oscar nomination, it just came out too late to be considered this year.

It sucked. They had an opportunity to make Kylo Ren a great villain but couldn't commit to it. Despite her giraffe neck I thought purple hair Laura Dern was beautiful. She's banging Baron Davis apparently.

They made him doublewide, what more could you want?

Simple. He should killed Princess False Teeth.

He was a crybaby in the last one.

Ywah, she already seemed old in Jurassic Park, but 14 years later, I'd still rip & tear her paper-thin labia.

Maybe a few more than that

I'm a huge fan of milfs but there's just something off about that face of hers.

Still would bang, obviously.

Her eyes. One eye is slightly larger/differently shaped than the other. I don't care though. She's hot.

There were women and minorities in it, so alt rights were bummed about the SJW Libtard propaganda invading Star Wars.

People who are not white = OMG SJW LIBTARD PROPAGANDA NOOOOO WTF BOYCOTT

Women AND MINORITIES HOW DARE THEY

I think alt right were mad about diversity and half the Star Wars dorks we're just doing their normal nerd raging and failing to grasp that the originals seemed better to them cause they are kid movies and they were kids when they watched them

No.

The originals were morality saga's and the hero's journey. The new ones are an attempt to push diversity and feminism over the corps of "the old"

The easiest thing to say is, "theyre just dumb nazis". No, they just know what a coherent story is and dont like unskilled feminist writers

Kathleen Kennefy is a self described feminist who at every interview touts the diversity.

Yay. Is the story good? No. Well diversity is most important. They dont want to tell a star wars storu, they want an SJW story

I dare you to tell me the asian chick was a good idea. Or that the rich people planet wasnt an unsophisticated statement on "fat cat rich people"

Yeah the Asian girl was an atrocious character, I'll give you that. Nothing wrong with the "fat cat rich people" planet cause that's fucking reality. Listen to yourself raging over this. I can understand you being annoyed over diversity being shoved down your throat but your such a partisan hack that you are mad about their portrayal of evil rich people. My favorite part of the movie was actually how it kinda shows how the military industrial complex runs in the Star Wars universe.

Fag detected.

You must love cuckmercials.

It had three women in it and conservatives lost their minds

Movie was lame af, even by Star Wars standards.

Its dumb plus SJWs are hamhanfedly shoving in their agenda. The chick in charge of all franchise decisions is a feminist and she made the storygroup execitives 6 put of 8 female because ya know... quotas (She has a shirt that says "the force is female")

I fucking hate the SJW shills in this sub

How was it about politics? I think this is what I'm missing.

I have no problem with the people who genuinely didn’t like the movie or had real criticisms with the film but making it about politics & idiots wasting their time trying to sabotage the audience rating score was embarrassing.

Maybe a few more than that

Thanks! Now I don’t have to watch it still.

“Fuckin alt left cuck” 😂😂, good one. Am I supposed feel sorry for the nerds who chase nostalgia who were upset? All I know is some upset homos we’re giving out spoilers on social media, even here, like that was going to hurt the box office gross of the film. One dude who was posting spoilers I decided to fuck with for two months, I looked into what movies & shows he was into & then found out the the spoilers of each of them & private messaged him the spoilers until he he abondoned his account & quit, probably to created another account. But that asshole was so actually pissed at me, he’s the cocksucker who thought it was cute to post spoilers so I ruined at least a half dozen movies & shows for him.

And rewriting a story already established to serve propagandistic levels of espousing "diversity" and "feminism"

You cant restructure a basic moality saga into a progressive screed and not expect people to be confused by shitty plot holes and enigmatic eise women who are magically correct but dont bother to share that plan. When a man tries to do something hes derided as hotheaded.

Patriarchy = old star wars

Hmm…soybean?? That’s pretty gay of you but not surprising, although I’m a little disappointed you forgot cuck & libtard you unoriginal sheep. The last time I checked I never banned any words or supported any kind of restrictions on the 1rst amendment so why are you assuming you know my political leanings, because I’m not a alt-right douche bag? Most of the people on the right aren’t alt-right or share their views. The people I know on the far left are exactly the the people on far right, they are both unhappy with their life so they distract themselves with movements to forget about their own disappointments. I’m not saying someone can’t be content with a job, house & a family & still can’t be this way but that is because they are content not necessarily happy. No one who is wrapped up in non-stop politics is living their dream, I know that for a fact because otherwise they just wouldn’t let it consume them & be an intricate part of their identity the way it is. You seem to one of those Star Wars triggered dudes, are you one of those guys who were posting spoilers? I think you might have been, I’ll have to go back & look & if you are I might just fuck around & spoil every movie, television show or sporting event you might be into, I’m not above dedicating time & engery into ruining things for people who have no consideration for their fellow man.

Sorry could you repeat that. I wasnt paying attention

I voted for obama and john kerry. Tell me im alt right again... it just proves how retarded you progressive socialist busybodies are