What was the big deal with The Last Jedi again?
1 2018-03-26 by aprosbro
I watched it yesterday and it was just another dumb star wars movie. I remember there being a hubbub about it but it was so benign I cant imagine why.
1 2018-03-26 by aprosbro
I watched it yesterday and it was just another dumb star wars movie. I remember there being a hubbub about it but it was so benign I cant imagine why.
61 comments
1 Snake_____86 2018-03-26
All those films are for faggots and children.
1 aprosbro 2018-03-26
Certainly children. Like I remember people were mad that Luke was mean but like the whole point of the movie is the hubris of masters.
1 ryanindayton 2018-03-26
Thanks! Now I don’t have to watch it still.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
And rewriting a story already established to serve propagandistic levels of espousing "diversity" and "feminism"
You cant restructure a basic moality saga into a progressive screed and not expect people to be confused by shitty plot holes and enigmatic eise women who are magically correct but dont bother to share that plan. When a man tries to do something hes derided as hotheaded.
1 aprosbro 2018-03-26
What was the rewrite? These movies have always had strong female leads and diversity.
The cocky pilot likewise is a well established archetype. Yoda represents a divine wisdom and is male, Luke is a deus ex machina and is also male. The three strongest villains are male.
You're really reaching.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
Rey is a mary sue. She is instantaneously capable and superior whos only adversary is men not letting her show her skill. Leia couldnt kick the shit out of 8 stormtroopers.
You notice how the villans are white males? Normally thats fine exept the writers of rogue one expressly said the empire is alt right. Luke is just a dumb old man with old ideas etc etc etc
They ruin everything with their politics.
1 aprosbro 2018-03-26
You're shoehorning your outrage. Luke and Anakin were both "chosen one" style prodigies and Rey is just another one. The last shot of the movie is a little force adept white boy.
The villians were always white men, except for the alien and the woman. If one of them was black you'd be crying about them pushing diversity. The empire is essentially alt right just before that was a thing.
You really missed the whole point of Luke in this thing if thats what you took away from that character. He was a master defeated by his own hubris who then had to relearn to be humble. Which is why the movie is also about the rebels being reduced to a tiny group and starting over, Poe and Finn both having to lose their hero complex, Snoke getting killed by Ren, and Rey having to admit her parents were nobodies.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
Patriarchy = old star wars
1 Grillskillz 2018-03-26
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1 lechocco 2018-03-26
If a film has huge pre release hubbub it will be a big pile of mediocre; Stah wahwahs, superhero schlok, blank panther, warhorse....titanic....and others.
1 aprosbro 2018-03-26
Blank Panther, got em.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-26
Fawk yeah! Yor good /u/lechocco !
1 lechocco 2018-03-26
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1 Sicboy69 2018-03-26
The alt-right were angry about something in the film but I can’t remember what they were so triggered about. It’s hard to keep up with all their hang ups.
1 Kalki67 2018-03-26
It wasn't just the alt right. It was not a good film. Some really corny shit in it. It's annoying how people made this faggot film about politics though. Certainly didn't help my perception of it.
1 aprosbro 2018-03-26
How was it about politics? I think this is what I'm missing.
1 Kalki67 2018-03-26
it wasn't about politics but the left and the right made it about politics.
1 Anarox 2018-03-26
Faggots on both sides
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
The feminist who runs lucasfilm wear a shirt that says "the force is female"
The left made it political EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL to them
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
Lol. Either youre playing dumb or you dont even see it when they shoe horn in diversity. J.J Abrams got yelled at for having no asians so POOF we have a less than useless Rose.
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-26
I have no problem with the people who genuinely didn’t like the movie or had real criticisms with the film but making it about politics & idiots wasting their time trying to sabotage the audience rating score was embarrassing.
1 crookedmile 2018-03-26
Too many negros
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2018-03-26
There was story busting fuck ups like Vaders light saber getting tossed and the retard purple hair admiral.
Fuckin alt left cuck
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-26
“Fuckin alt left cuck” 😂😂, good one. Am I supposed feel sorry for the nerds who chase nostalgia who were upset? All I know is some upset homos we’re giving out spoilers on social media, even here, like that was going to hurt the box office gross of the film. One dude who was posting spoilers I decided to fuck with for two months, I looked into what movies & shows he was into & then found out the the spoilers of each of them & private messaged him the spoilers until he he abondoned his account & quit, probably to created another account. But that asshole was so actually pissed at me, he’s the cocksucker who thought it was cute to post spoilers so I ruined at least a half dozen movies & shows for him.
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2018-03-26
That's how I found out about it I didn't even watch the fuckin movie. Blade runner and dark tower were pretty good brotherman but Star Wars can eat a dick.
1 Anarox 2018-03-26
Jesus
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-26
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
Dont flip it soybean.
Last time i checked it was you people that come out with a new list of banned words and phrases every week
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-26
Hmm…soybean?? That’s pretty gay of you but not surprising, although I’m a little disappointed you forgot cuck & libtard you unoriginal sheep. The last time I checked I never banned any words or supported any kind of restrictions on the 1rst amendment so why are you assuming you know my political leanings, because I’m not a alt-right douche bag? Most of the people on the right aren’t alt-right or share their views. The people I know on the far left are exactly the the people on far right, they are both unhappy with their life so they distract themselves with movements to forget about their own disappointments. I’m not saying someone can’t be content with a job, house & a family & still can’t be this way but that is because they are content not necessarily happy. No one who is wrapped up in non-stop politics is living their dream, I know that for a fact because otherwise they just wouldn’t let it consume them & be an intricate part of their identity the way it is. You seem to one of those Star Wars triggered dudes, are you one of those guys who were posting spoilers? I think you might have been, I’ll have to go back & look & if you are I might just fuck around & spoil every movie, television show or sporting event you might be into, I’m not above dedicating time & engery into ruining things for people who have no consideration for their fellow man.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
Sorry could you repeat that. I wasnt paying attention
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-26
You heard Jedi
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
I voted for obama and john kerry. Tell me im alt right again... it just proves how retarded you progressive socialist busybodies are
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-26
Haha! Why do you keep calling me a progressive socialist? Where is your proof, is it that I thought it was annoying, childish & extremely hypocritical that a group that calls people snowflakes had a temper tantrum about a space movie?
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
Because you call everyone who disagrees with you alt right
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-26
Never said that
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-03-26
what stood out to me was Carrie Fisher's drug problem being enabled by 1000's of cast and crew. one line stands out - "our sshhhhhhhipsshhhhh are being ambusshhhhhhed"
bitch took so many drugs she sounded like Vos
1 wyMn_R_FNy 2018-03-26
I don't know if drugs did that or if it was just her awful dentures
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-03-26
WHATS! THE DIFFERENCE?!
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-26
Mid 50's... WHY????
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-26
I’m happy for Bobby Lee and his role in it.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-26
He will get an Oscar nomination, it just came out too late to be considered this year.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-26
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1515/63/1515635741242.jpg
1 heelers2 2018-03-26
It sucked. They had an opportunity to make Kylo Ren a great villain but couldn't commit to it. Despite her giraffe neck I thought purple hair Laura Dern was beautiful. She's banging Baron Davis apparently.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-26
They made him doublewide, what more could you want?
1 heelers2 2018-03-26
Simple. He should killed Princess False Teeth.
1 aprosbro 2018-03-26
He was a crybaby in the last one.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-26
Ywah, she already seemed old in Jurassic Park, but 14 years later, I'd still rip & tear her paper-thin labia.
1 donald_kingsley 2018-03-26
Maybe a few more than that
1 BoatHack2 2018-03-26
I'm a huge fan of milfs but there's just something off about that face of hers.
Still would bang, obviously.
1 heelers2 2018-03-26
Her eyes. One eye is slightly larger/differently shaped than the other. I don't care though. She's hot.
1 drbaloney 2018-03-26
There were women and minorities in it, so alt rights were bummed about the SJW Libtard propaganda invading Star Wars.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-26
People who are not white = OMG SJW LIBTARD PROPAGANDA NOOOOO WTF BOYCOTT
1 Anarox 2018-03-26
Women AND MINORITIES HOW DARE THEY
1 maynardsabeast 2018-03-26
I think alt right were mad about diversity and half the Star Wars dorks we're just doing their normal nerd raging and failing to grasp that the originals seemed better to them cause they are kid movies and they were kids when they watched them
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
No.
The originals were morality saga's and the hero's journey. The new ones are an attempt to push diversity and feminism over the corps of "the old"
The easiest thing to say is, "theyre just dumb nazis". No, they just know what a coherent story is and dont like unskilled feminist writers
Kathleen Kennefy is a self described feminist who at every interview touts the diversity.
Yay. Is the story good? No. Well diversity is most important. They dont want to tell a star wars storu, they want an SJW story
I dare you to tell me the asian chick was a good idea. Or that the rich people planet wasnt an unsophisticated statement on "fat cat rich people"
1 maynardsabeast 2018-03-26
Yeah the Asian girl was an atrocious character, I'll give you that. Nothing wrong with the "fat cat rich people" planet cause that's fucking reality. Listen to yourself raging over this. I can understand you being annoyed over diversity being shoved down your throat but your such a partisan hack that you are mad about their portrayal of evil rich people. My favorite part of the movie was actually how it kinda shows how the military industrial complex runs in the Star Wars universe.
1 herpacin 2018-03-26
Fag detected.
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2018-03-26
You must love cuckmercials.
1 thebudgetgamer 2018-03-26
It had three women in it and conservatives lost their minds
1 AIDScough 2018-03-26
Movie was lame af, even by Star Wars standards.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
Its dumb plus SJWs are hamhanfedly shoving in their agenda. The chick in charge of all franchise decisions is a feminist and she made the storygroup execitives 6 put of 8 female because ya know... quotas (She has a shirt that says "the force is female")
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
I fucking hate the SJW shills in this sub
1 aprosbro 2018-03-26
How was it about politics? I think this is what I'm missing.
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-26
I have no problem with the people who genuinely didn’t like the movie or had real criticisms with the film but making it about politics & idiots wasting their time trying to sabotage the audience rating score was embarrassing.
1 donald_kingsley 2018-03-26
Maybe a few more than that
1 ryanindayton 2018-03-26
Thanks! Now I don’t have to watch it still.
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-26
“Fuckin alt left cuck” 😂😂, good one. Am I supposed feel sorry for the nerds who chase nostalgia who were upset? All I know is some upset homos we’re giving out spoilers on social media, even here, like that was going to hurt the box office gross of the film. One dude who was posting spoilers I decided to fuck with for two months, I looked into what movies & shows he was into & then found out the the spoilers of each of them & private messaged him the spoilers until he he abondoned his account & quit, probably to created another account. But that asshole was so actually pissed at me, he’s the cocksucker who thought it was cute to post spoilers so I ruined at least a half dozen movies & shows for him.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
And rewriting a story already established to serve propagandistic levels of espousing "diversity" and "feminism"
You cant restructure a basic moality saga into a progressive screed and not expect people to be confused by shitty plot holes and enigmatic eise women who are magically correct but dont bother to share that plan. When a man tries to do something hes derided as hotheaded.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
Patriarchy = old star wars
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-26
Hmm…soybean?? That’s pretty gay of you but not surprising, although I’m a little disappointed you forgot cuck & libtard you unoriginal sheep. The last time I checked I never banned any words or supported any kind of restrictions on the 1rst amendment so why are you assuming you know my political leanings, because I’m not a alt-right douche bag? Most of the people on the right aren’t alt-right or share their views. The people I know on the far left are exactly the the people on far right, they are both unhappy with their life so they distract themselves with movements to forget about their own disappointments. I’m not saying someone can’t be content with a job, house & a family & still can’t be this way but that is because they are content not necessarily happy. No one who is wrapped up in non-stop politics is living their dream, I know that for a fact because otherwise they just wouldn’t let it consume them & be an intricate part of their identity the way it is. You seem to one of those Star Wars triggered dudes, are you one of those guys who were posting spoilers? I think you might have been, I’ll have to go back & look & if you are I might just fuck around & spoil every movie, television show or sporting event you might be into, I’m not above dedicating time & engery into ruining things for people who have no consideration for their fellow man.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
Sorry could you repeat that. I wasnt paying attention
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-26
I voted for obama and john kerry. Tell me im alt right again... it just proves how retarded you progressive socialist busybodies are