Recap of Commonwealth of Pennsylvania V. Kuhn in Preparation for Tomorrow's Big Trial

62  2018-03-26 by BlueBash

78 comments

The day is almost upon us boys. I wonder how long this trial will last.

"Following the hearing, as he was led to a constable’s SUV, Kuhn did not answer questions from reporters about whether the stolen sound bar was worth his son’s life."

Savages.

They're not people.

that guy HAS to be a member of this sub.

HOW LONG

WILL IT LAST

He should probably just kill himself.

Shouldn’t we all.

I mean the prosecution should take a few hours probably. The defense should be maybe 20-30 seconds. The Vizio will be in court, I wonder if Kuhn will lunge for it?

Not trying to be a dick but can people stop using "i mean" to start a post? You aren't trying to clarify a previous comment. Don't be retarded

Why did you start off with "not trying to be a dick"? Don't be a sissy faggot.

Defense will be I..I really didnt want to bring up reddit, your honor

Honestly he might as well fuck around since his ass is grass anyways.

fake charges. made-up from the get-go.

They load it up to see what sticks. Otherwise they get dropped.

Can't imagine how ot feels to be this guy. Poor lil mug can't even smell what The Rock is cookin.

What a worthless piece of garbage. Hopefully he enjoys all cock.

so whats the over and under boys? Im going to say 20-40 years, and that is on the low end.

He’s done.

40 is the max in Pennsylvania for 3rd degree. I'm guessing he gets something in the middle + the extra charges, 25-30 he'll serve 20 if he's a good little boy.

he also has a list of others things. not sure if they will be dropping those and just going after the major charge. I know I will have my popcorn ready.

stupid tony should be having around the clock coverage of this for some chuckles but is to busy on twitter.

Does he have priors? If not, I'll take 23 years

He has many. He was on probation

Haha, he's fucked

7 years

And the sound bar was literally black.

Guy honestly had other things going on in life, but at some point tomorrow he's going to think "those motherfuckers on Reddit are gonna trash this one worse than Joe's"

I realize he sacrificed his son’s life for a soundbar, but if he thinks this will top Joe Cumia’s People’s Court appearance, then he’s truly a narcissistic psychopath.

Will /u/killakuhn take the stand and deny being a pedophile? One can only hope

Pedophile, no. Audiophile, yes

Wait so the trial starts tomorrow (Monday)?

Tomorrow. NortheastPhilly will be there live updating for the sub.

I have a feeling he's fucking with us.

Shit what time, I just might go. Maybe we can 69 in the bathroom

I want to go too but no one will tell me where it's at and I can't find it by searching KillaKuhn vs. VIZIO so what is a man to do?

Hang yourself

I have a feeling M is gonna make an unexpected appearance and save our friend.

Groundbreaking defence based on the incompatibility of the soundbar with the available ports on Kuhn's television. "If the plug don't fit, you must acquit!"

DERE IT IS! VUUUURRRRRRRY GOOOD

" If I stole it"

It's a good thing child killers are treated well in prison!

No they aren't.

Let's not forget, that while Joe Cumia may have danced on this child's grave, HE IS not A PEDOPHILE.

He never fondled him, hes just glad hes dead.

I need a trial to find out what the fuck happened to that nose.

It looks like it was bitten off by a pit bull and it was reattached with a staple gun.

There's a giant scar running from the top of his head all the way down his face that stops suddenly just below his "nose". Is he a resurected zombie wtf http://www.buckscountycouriertimes.com/storyimage/PA/20171114/NEWS/171118935/AR/0/AR-171118935.jpg?Q=75&maxW=960&maxH=960

You catch name of Bucks Cty Sarge? Sgt. Phil Kulan. If only a 'R' between that U & L.

Now, I'm getting greedy. Like this week hasn't been good enough:

Danny Ross outs Ant as a legit pedophile, photographic & other very compelling evidence// SUED for $2M by Sandy fucking Kane cuz his Business Mgr. (a fucking cop) pulling the chair out from her...He gets banned from Twitter - for a 3rd time //

His own brother gets caught shit-talking him, here, on this fucking sub. THESE ARE GREAT DAYS WE'RE LIVING IN BROS.

Left 4 Dead: The Qadan Kuhn story

Looks like a skin graft?

Am I a bitch for hating him but yet feeling very sorry for him at the same time considering he has a lifetime of his own brain screaming “you killed you son” ?

Yeah, in 30 minutes he went from walking his son around Wal-Mart, to being in custody for needlessly killing him. He must feel like a silly goose.

He must feel like a silly goose.

Perhaps a bit more..

That's if he doesn't get raped and murdered in prison.

but hes black

If he killed his son and it was his only crime, I’d feel a little sorry for him. But as we’ve seen, he’s a deadbeat with a chaotic criminal record. He gave up on being a decent person and a peaceful member of society a king time ago, so I feel no real sympathy.

I reserve my sympathy for little Qadan who, in addition to being dead, has the worst white trash nigger name ever given to anyone.

The fact that he abandoned his son (who could have been alive for all he knew) to save himself in the dumbest way possible is a good metaphor for how he's lived his entire life.

Ur not a bitch I feel the same. Unless that just makes us both bitches...

He should get life in prison for that nose

what an ANIMAL

son, Qadan Trievel

lmao

Having read the description, that guy sounds like a real jerk.

the mother is also a dumb cooz. she prob shoulda shacked up with the nerd down the street who wanted to take her out but she went with that bad boy tingles and now her kid did his best impression of charles Lindberg

I'm sure she's already gone mudsharkin' again and is carrying Qadan II.

this time, tyron will figure out a way to launch him from a Trebuchet

This nigga's truly dedicated to the cause: rather than copping a plea, and getting a reduced sentence, he's going to trial, and facing a much longer sentence - just for the good of the sub's lore.

God bless him.

They probably didn’t offer him a plea because they have him dead to rights.

Shouldn't he be charged with something relating to killing someone while commiting an illegal act ie using his son as a shield so the Walmart security wouldn't chase him out the store?

Kuhn, of the 100 block of Milton Avenue in Hamilton, faces charges of third-degree murder, homicide by vehicle, reckless driving, endangering the welfare of a child and driving with a suspended license.

because he's had it since birth, basically

This might be the first person to die of a soundbar being rammed up their ass, like a bit nigga-kabob

Who is this guy? Why do we care?

Linger longer

Qadan Great name for a soundbar The Vizio Qadan

or for a mid sized SUV (passenger airbags optional)

In the list of charges it doesn’t say anything about the soundbar. #/justiceforsony

He tried to bring a child molester to justice and got hastily framed.

hashtag pizzagate johnpodesta

Ive always wondered how did the sub connect this guy to the user that posted here? Is there an autistic explanation thread I can browse?

An unfortunate mishap.

Mike Ross looks rough.

No matter how bad your life is, it can't possibly be approaching the depths that this man's life has hit.

Yo that soundbar was over $200? I'm kinda starting to change my opinion after hearing that. I thought it was like for a $80 crap one.

Can't even make a joke. What a fucking piece of shit he is.

No they aren't.

Yeah, in 30 minutes he went from walking his son around Wal-Mart, to being in custody for needlessly killing him. He must feel like a silly goose.

That's if he doesn't get raped and murdered in prison.

but hes black

If he killed his son and it was his only crime, I’d feel a little sorry for him. But as we’ve seen, he’s a deadbeat with a chaotic criminal record. He gave up on being a decent person and a peaceful member of society a king time ago, so I feel no real sympathy.

I reserve my sympathy for little Qadan who, in addition to being dead, has the worst white trash nigger name ever given to anyone.

DERE IT IS! VUUUURRRRRRRY GOOOD

They load it up to see what sticks. Otherwise they get dropped.

Ur not a bitch I feel the same. Unless that just makes us both bitches...