"Following the hearing, as he was led to a constable’s SUV, Kuhn did not answer questions from reporters about whether the stolen sound bar was worth his son’s life."
I mean the prosecution should take a few hours probably. The defense should be maybe 20-30 seconds. The Vizio will be in court, I wonder if Kuhn will lunge for it?
40 is the max in Pennsylvania for 3rd degree. I'm guessing he gets something in the middle + the extra charges, 25-30 he'll serve 20 if he's a good little boy.
he also has a list of others things. not sure if they will be dropping those and just going after the major charge. I know I will have my popcorn ready.
stupid tony should be having around the clock coverage of this for some chuckles but is to busy on twitter.
Guy honestly had other things going on in life, but at some point tomorrow he's going to think "those motherfuckers on Reddit are gonna trash this one worse than Joe's"
I realize he sacrificed his son’s life for a soundbar, but if he thinks this will top Joe Cumia’s People’s Court appearance, then he’s truly a narcissistic psychopath.
Groundbreaking defence based on the incompatibility of the soundbar with the available ports on Kuhn's television. "If the plug don't fit, you must acquit!"
You catch name of Bucks Cty Sarge?
Sgt. Phil Kulan. If only a 'R' between that U & L.
Now, I'm getting greedy. Like this week hasn't been good enough:
Danny Ross outs Ant as a legit pedophile, photographic & other very compelling evidence// SUED for $2M by Sandy fucking Kane cuz his Business Mgr. (a fucking cop) pulling the chair out from her...He gets banned from Twitter - for a 3rd time //
His own brother gets caught shit-talking him, here, on this fucking sub. THESE ARE GREAT DAYS WE'RE LIVING IN BROS.
Am I a bitch for hating him but yet feeling very sorry for him at the same time considering he has a lifetime of his own brain screaming “you killed you son” ?
If he killed his son and it was his only crime, I’d feel a little sorry for him. But as we’ve seen, he’s a deadbeat with a chaotic criminal record. He gave up on being a decent person and a peaceful member of society a king time ago, so I feel no real sympathy.
I reserve my sympathy for little Qadan who, in addition to being dead, has the worst white trash nigger name ever given to anyone.
The fact that he abandoned his son (who could have been alive for all he knew) to save himself in the dumbest way possible is a good metaphor for how he's lived his entire life.
the mother is also a dumb cooz. she prob shoulda shacked up with the nerd down the street who wanted to take her out but she went with that bad boy tingles and now her kid did his best impression of charles Lindberg
This nigga's truly dedicated to the cause: rather than copping a plea, and getting a reduced sentence, he's going to trial, and facing a much longer sentence - just for the good of the sub's lore.
Shouldn't he be charged with something relating to killing someone while commiting an illegal act ie using his son as a shield so the Walmart security wouldn't chase him out the store?
Kuhn, of the 100 block of Milton Avenue in Hamilton, faces charges of third-degree murder, homicide by vehicle, reckless driving, endangering the welfare of a child and driving with a suspended license.
If he killed his son and it was his only crime, I’d feel a little sorry for him. But as we’ve seen, he’s a deadbeat with a chaotic criminal record. He gave up on being a decent person and a peaceful member of society a king time ago, so I feel no real sympathy.
I reserve my sympathy for little Qadan who, in addition to being dead, has the worst white trash nigger name ever given to anyone.
78 comments
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-26
The day is almost upon us boys. I wonder how long this trial will last.
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-26
Savages.
1 celestial_detrital 2018-03-26
They're not people.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-26
that guy HAS to be a member of this sub.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-26
HOW LONG
WILL IT LAST
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-03-26
He should probably just kill himself.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-26
Shouldn’t we all.
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-03-26
I mean the prosecution should take a few hours probably. The defense should be maybe 20-30 seconds. The Vizio will be in court, I wonder if Kuhn will lunge for it?
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2018-03-26
Not trying to be a dick but can people stop using "i mean" to start a post? You aren't trying to clarify a previous comment. Don't be retarded
1 Snowkun 2018-03-26
Why did you start off with "not trying to be a dick"? Don't be a sissy faggot.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-26
Defense will be I..I really didnt want to bring up reddit, your honor
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-03-26
Honestly he might as well fuck around since his ass is grass anyways.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-26
Docket sheet: https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-09-CR-0007755-2017
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-03-26
fake charges. made-up from the get-go.
1 Skip4play 2018-03-26
They load it up to see what sticks. Otherwise they get dropped.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-26
Can't imagine how ot feels to be this guy. Poor lil mug can't even smell what The Rock is cookin.
1 Wrecktum_Yourday 2018-03-26
What a worthless piece of garbage. Hopefully he enjoys all cock.
1 Opesterino 2018-03-26
so whats the over and under boys? Im going to say 20-40 years, and that is on the low end.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-26
He’s done.
1 Jhonopolis 2018-03-26
40 is the max in Pennsylvania for 3rd degree. I'm guessing he gets something in the middle + the extra charges, 25-30 he'll serve 20 if he's a good little boy.
1 Opesterino 2018-03-26
he also has a list of others things. not sure if they will be dropping those and just going after the major charge. I know I will have my popcorn ready.
stupid tony should be having around the clock coverage of this for some chuckles but is to busy on twitter.
1 fashanoo 2018-03-26
Does he have priors? If not, I'll take 23 years
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-03-26
He has many. He was on probation
1 fashanoo 2018-03-26
Haha, he's fucked
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-26
7 years
1 HappensHappen 2018-03-26
And the sound bar was literally black.
1 ItsScorchhhh 2018-03-26
Guy honestly had other things going on in life, but at some point tomorrow he's going to think "those motherfuckers on Reddit are gonna trash this one worse than Joe's"
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-03-26
I realize he sacrificed his son’s life for a soundbar, but if he thinks this will top Joe Cumia’s People’s Court appearance, then he’s truly a narcissistic psychopath.
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-03-26
Will /u/killakuhn take the stand and deny being a pedophile? One can only hope
1 edgars_teeth 2018-03-26
Pedophile, no. Audiophile, yes
1 maynardsabeast 2018-03-26
Wait so the trial starts tomorrow (Monday)?
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-03-26
Tomorrow. NortheastPhilly will be there live updating for the sub.
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-26
I have a feeling he's fucking with us.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-03-26
Shit what time, I just might go. Maybe we can 69 in the bathroom
1 Yaseetheo 2018-03-26
I want to go too but no one will tell me where it's at and I can't find it by searching KillaKuhn vs. VIZIO so what is a man to do?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-26
Hang yourself
1 gethigh_watchHBO 2018-03-26
I have a feeling M is gonna make an unexpected appearance and save our friend.
1 celestial_detrital 2018-03-26
Groundbreaking defence based on the incompatibility of the soundbar with the available ports on Kuhn's television. "If the plug don't fit, you must acquit!"
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-03-26
DERE IT IS! VUUUURRRRRRRY GOOOD
1 Skip4play 2018-03-26
" If I stole it"
1 Yaseetheo 2018-03-26
It's a good thing child killers are treated well in prison!
1 PepperHicksSkinTag 2018-03-26
No they aren't.
1 iSignedUpToAsk 2018-03-26
Let's not forget, that while Joe Cumia may have danced on this child's grave, HE IS not A PEDOPHILE.
1 mcb84 2018-03-26
He never fondled him, hes just glad hes dead.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-26
I need a trial to find out what the fuck happened to that nose.
It looks like it was bitten off by a pit bull and it was reattached with a staple gun.
1 anonimescu 2018-03-26
There's a giant scar running from the top of his head all the way down his face that stops suddenly just below his "nose". Is he a resurected zombie wtf http://www.buckscountycouriertimes.com/storyimage/PA/20171114/NEWS/171118935/AR/0/AR-171118935.jpg?Q=75&maxW=960&maxH=960
1 DryTeeth 2018-03-26
You catch name of Bucks Cty Sarge? Sgt. Phil Kulan. If only a 'R' between that U & L.
Now, I'm getting greedy. Like this week hasn't been good enough:
Danny Ross outs Ant as a legit pedophile, photographic & other very compelling evidence// SUED for $2M by Sandy fucking Kane cuz his Business Mgr. (a fucking cop) pulling the chair out from her...He gets banned from Twitter - for a 3rd time //
His own brother gets caught shit-talking him, here, on this fucking sub. THESE ARE GREAT DAYS WE'RE LIVING IN BROS.
1 HappensHappen 2018-03-26
Left 4 Dead: The Qadan Kuhn story
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-03-26
Looks like a skin graft?
1 Sueable 2018-03-26
Am I a bitch for hating him but yet feeling very sorry for him at the same time considering he has a lifetime of his own brain screaming “you killed you son” ?
1 fashanoo 2018-03-26
Yeah, in 30 minutes he went from walking his son around Wal-Mart, to being in custody for needlessly killing him. He must feel like a silly goose.
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-03-26
Perhaps a bit more..
1 cbanks420lol 2018-03-26
That's if he doesn't get raped and murdered in prison.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-26
but hes black
1 HappensHappen 2018-03-26
If he killed his son and it was his only crime, I’d feel a little sorry for him. But as we’ve seen, he’s a deadbeat with a chaotic criminal record. He gave up on being a decent person and a peaceful member of society a king time ago, so I feel no real sympathy.
I reserve my sympathy for little Qadan who, in addition to being dead, has the worst white trash nigger name ever given to anyone.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-03-26
The fact that he abandoned his son (who could have been alive for all he knew) to save himself in the dumbest way possible is a good metaphor for how he's lived his entire life.
1 SibHashian13 2018-03-26
Ur not a bitch I feel the same. Unless that just makes us both bitches...
1 turdstew 2018-03-26
He should get life in prison for that nose
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-26
what an ANIMAL
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-26
lmao
1 Dawgsie 2018-03-26
Having read the description, that guy sounds like a real jerk.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-03-26
the mother is also a dumb cooz. she prob shoulda shacked up with the nerd down the street who wanted to take her out but she went with that bad boy tingles and now her kid did his best impression of charles Lindberg
1 TacoTrots 2018-03-26
I'm sure she's already gone mudsharkin' again and is carrying Qadan II.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-03-26
this time, tyron will figure out a way to launch him from a Trebuchet
1 GraveJ 2018-03-26
This nigga's truly dedicated to the cause: rather than copping a plea, and getting a reduced sentence, he's going to trial, and facing a much longer sentence - just for the good of the sub's lore.
God bless him.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-03-26
They probably didn’t offer him a plea because they have him dead to rights.
1 anonimescu 2018-03-26
Shouldn't he be charged with something relating to killing someone while commiting an illegal act ie using his son as a shield so the Walmart security wouldn't chase him out the store?
1 thewhombler 2018-03-26
because he's had it since birth, basically
1 retromingent_cunt 2018-03-26
This might be the first person to die of a soundbar being rammed up their ass, like a bit nigga-kabob
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-03-26
Who is this guy? Why do we care?
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-03-26
Linger longer
1 anonimescu 2018-03-26
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-26
or for a mid sized SUV (passenger airbags optional)
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-03-26
In the list of charges it doesn’t say anything about the soundbar. #/justiceforsony
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-26
He tried to bring a child molester to justice and got hastily framed.
hashtag pizzagate johnpodesta
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-03-26
Ive always wondered how did the sub connect this guy to the user that posted here? Is there an autistic explanation thread I can browse?
1 BlueBash 2018-03-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO2IgYY06uU
Look at the comments
1 Wolosocu 2018-03-26
An unfortunate mishap.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-03-26
Mike Ross looks rough.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-03-26
No matter how bad your life is, it can't possibly be approaching the depths that this man's life has hit.
1 TakingItEasyy 2018-03-26
Yo that soundbar was over $200? I'm kinda starting to change my opinion after hearing that. I thought it was like for a $80 crap one.
1 McGowan9 2018-03-26
Can't even make a joke. What a fucking piece of shit he is.
1 PepperHicksSkinTag 2018-03-26
No they aren't.
1 fashanoo 2018-03-26
Yeah, in 30 minutes he went from walking his son around Wal-Mart, to being in custody for needlessly killing him. He must feel like a silly goose.
1 cbanks420lol 2018-03-26
That's if he doesn't get raped and murdered in prison.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-26
but hes black
1 HappensHappen 2018-03-26
If he killed his son and it was his only crime, I’d feel a little sorry for him. But as we’ve seen, he’s a deadbeat with a chaotic criminal record. He gave up on being a decent person and a peaceful member of society a king time ago, so I feel no real sympathy.
I reserve my sympathy for little Qadan who, in addition to being dead, has the worst white trash nigger name ever given to anyone.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-03-26
DERE IT IS! VUUUURRRRRRRY GOOOD
1 Skip4play 2018-03-26
They load it up to see what sticks. Otherwise they get dropped.
1 SibHashian13 2018-03-26
Ur not a bitch I feel the same. Unless that just makes us both bitches...