ME: ‘Dont worry be happy’ is his best song. Period. Not his most popular but I uhhh ran deep with the ganja back in the day. Opsters hit the old trippy stick a couple times. Wacky tobaccy. Ever hit the uhhh wacky tobaccy Carl?
I wish I was that way. A gram of dro used to last me at least week a few months back, now I'm buying two grams every three days or so. Better than my heroin habit, I guess. I sometimes miss that.
You know he was a weak head the 4x he smoked weed. The guy who gets way too fucking high - becomes a fucking annoyance cuz he thinks he's having a heart attack or being followed.
Letting people think u smoked weed, when u didn't - while on vacation, alone...that is some crazy fucking behavior for a 60yr old man.
Jamaican weed sucks too. Way better weed in NYC, and you can get a hipster bike messenger to deliver it to your door in under 30 minutes in his neighborhood.
Yeah, sure, but you don’t need to go to Jamaica to get it. And I haven’t been there in awhile, but even in 2010, the “tourist weed” was garbage compared to what my grandmother in LA or parents in NYC were smoking at the time. I’m sure there’s better weed if you know the right guy and take a trip into some slum, but who wants to waste their beach vacation doing that when you can get the same or better delivered to your door at home?
2010 was nearly a decade ago, my man. Also, you don't go to Jamaica JUST to smoke weed. You go to smoke weed on the beach. It's a perk, and if you stay in a rental home with a staff instead of a resort, chances are someone on the staff has a good weed connection.
You win this round HookerMouth82. I concede that I’m an old, out of touch twerp who would rather blaze it up on a beach in Queens and watch the planes fly into JFK than ever go back to that cunting shithole island where I got robbed by a pack of 12 year olds almost a decade ago.
Seriously. I'm starting to realize he's just a regular dude trying to hold down a job and entertain his listeners as best as he can. (He's still completely untalented, but at least he tries.) And Anthony Cumia is over in the other corner, doxing the people that pay his mortgage and fingering teenagers in his basement.
It’s the second scenario. This illiterate titted man who was unaware of his partners making fun of him to his face for over a decade and frequently embarrassed himself with stupid interview questions suddenly understands canine anatomy enough to know where their livers would be?
He was unfunny and overly sensitive. That’s bad. However, he didn’t bite women and molest children. And the people who said he was a meanie to them are all assholes who probably infuriated him because they were lazy in their work for the show. Part of what made everyone mad was that he was paranoid that everyone was making fun of him behind his back, and disloyal. Well, guess what? Everyone was making fun of him behind his back and were disloyal. He’s looking better every day.
I have a feeling he’s extremely lonely but doesn’t understand how to have interpersonal relationships with others so he just about humans the same way he thinks weed & sunsets.
I mean... why is it so wet? And why can’t we drink saltwater? I mean, what in that stuff that makes the human body reject it? We need Rogan here to do some pot talk Monday....
First UB40 album is actually pretty good, then of course they turned to pop rubbish. See also Aswad. A New Chapter Of Dub is a fucking masterpiece.
https://youtu.be/1M2Q45yIXq0
Be careful not to swallow any of that salty ocean water Brothaman. There’s something in it, as yet undetermined by science, that makes the body violently reject it.
Yeah, sure, but you don’t need to go to Jamaica to get it. And I haven’t been there in awhile, but even in 2010, the “tourist weed” was garbage compared to what my grandmother in LA or parents in NYC were smoking at the time. I’m sure there’s better weed if you know the right guy and take a trip into some slum, but who wants to waste their beach vacation doing that when you can get the same or better delivered to your door at home?
It’s the second scenario. This illiterate titted man who was unaware of his partners making fun of him to his face for over a decade and frequently embarrassed himself with stupid interview questions suddenly understands canine anatomy enough to know where their livers would be?
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1 i_saw_nothing 2018-03-26
Dude. LMAO.
1 Subeck 2018-03-26
ME: I go deep with the reggae mahhhhhhn. Ever heard of this guy bob marley?
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-26
ME: ‘Dont worry be happy’ is his best song. Period. Not his most popular but I uhhh ran deep with the ganja back in the day. Opsters hit the old trippy stick a couple times. Wacky tobaccy. Ever hit the uhhh wacky tobaccy Carl?
Carl: AHAHAHAHA
1 Clint0nBukowski 2018-03-26
Period. Bit. Period. Bit.bit.bit.period
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2018-03-26
Sounds like someone hitting a sample pad of Opie noises.
1 kangableezy 2018-03-26
dude #weed on a jamaica post? this guys fawkin good.
1 BonesMalone2 2018-03-26
Jamaican weed is garbage.
1 LonelyBigDick92 2018-03-26
ME: Just a baby hit. A lil taste
1 ILoveSiracha 2018-03-26
I stopped smoking weed about 5 years ago A baby hit now a days puts me in space
1 iSignedUpToAsk 2018-03-26
I wish I was that way. A gram of dro used to last me at least week a few months back, now I'm buying two grams every three days or so. Better than my heroin habit, I guess. I sometimes miss that.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-03-26
I bet you break out in hives when you suck dick as well.
1 ILoveSiracha 2018-03-26
Wouldn't that mean I'm straight?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-03-26
Technically yes but realistically no.
1 246h8 2018-03-26
Those are called kaposi's sarcomas, Brotherman.
1 magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-03-26
Nobody asked
1 ILoveSiracha 2018-03-26
Sorry to trigger you brotherman
1 magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-03-26
Really neededja that day...
1 DryTeeth 2018-03-26
You know he was a weak head the 4x he smoked weed. The guy who gets way too fucking high - becomes a fucking annoyance cuz he thinks he's having a heart attack or being followed.
Letting people think u smoked weed, when u didn't - while on vacation, alone...that is some crazy fucking behavior for a 60yr old man.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-26
Sorry, I can't relate. I never did weed because I LOVE JESUS.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-03-26
The Devil dances anytime someone smokes the demon drug marijhuana.
1 DRIPSCBW 2018-03-26
respect brothaman!!
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-26
Jamaican weed sucks too. Way better weed in NYC, and you can get a hipster bike messenger to deliver it to your door in under 30 minutes in his neighborhood.
1 zeroaiming 2018-03-26
90% of weed ive smoked outside of white north america is shit.
1 HookerMouth82 2018-03-26
You can get good weed in Jamaica now. It's not 1996.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-26
Yeah, sure, but you don’t need to go to Jamaica to get it. And I haven’t been there in awhile, but even in 2010, the “tourist weed” was garbage compared to what my grandmother in LA or parents in NYC were smoking at the time. I’m sure there’s better weed if you know the right guy and take a trip into some slum, but who wants to waste their beach vacation doing that when you can get the same or better delivered to your door at home?
1 HookerMouth82 2018-03-26
2010 was nearly a decade ago, my man. Also, you don't go to Jamaica JUST to smoke weed. You go to smoke weed on the beach. It's a perk, and if you stay in a rental home with a staff instead of a resort, chances are someone on the staff has a good weed connection.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-26
You win this round HookerMouth82. I concede that I’m an old, out of touch twerp who would rather blaze it up on a beach in Queens and watch the planes fly into JFK than ever go back to that cunting shithole island where I got robbed by a pack of 12 year olds almost a decade ago.
1 HookerMouth82 2018-03-26
It's okay, there's nothing wrong with being a homosexual. Some of my favorite radio hosts are gay!
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-26
Fair point.
1 NitratePrint 2018-03-26
False rasta!
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-03-26
Bumba-clad!
1 Newborn_Fleshlyte 2018-03-26
Lord eh mercy (air horn)
1 hoohootellemkeith 2018-03-26
Only a tasteless boob like Opie would go to Jamaica with so many other great Caribbean islands.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-03-26
soo grodyy, like hello Curaçao??
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-03-26
Opie's beach pictures are a great metaphor for the empty horizon that is his thought process.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-03-26
N person weed with seeds a compressed flat.
1 RaiderRush2112 2018-03-26
Dudes smoking spice
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-26
The deeper we get into this Anthony stuff, the less Opie is bothering me. What the hell is going on?
1 dom6502 2018-03-26
GET IT TOGETHER, MAN!
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-03-26
Seriously. I'm starting to realize he's just a regular dude trying to hold down a job and entertain his listeners as best as he can. (He's still completely untalented, but at least he tries.) And Anthony Cumia is over in the other corner, doxing the people that pay his mortgage and fingering teenagers in his basement.
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2018-03-26
Opie kicked a dog to death over a steak.
OR
He lied about it bc he thought it would sound cool on the radio to kick a dog to death over a steak.
Best case scenario: He. Thinks. It's. Cool. To. Murder. Innocent. Little. Dogs.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-03-26
I guess that's what happens when I have kids. Opie may be a talent-less douche, but Ant is a pedophile, and that's a lot worse in my book.
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-03-26
Got pictures of your kids?
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-03-26
It’s the second scenario. This illiterate titted man who was unaware of his partners making fun of him to his face for over a decade and frequently embarrassed himself with stupid interview questions suddenly understands canine anatomy enough to know where their livers would be?
1 Yaseetheo 2018-03-26
I'm with you, that is until I listen to clips of him.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-03-26
He was unfunny and overly sensitive. That’s bad. However, he didn’t bite women and molest children. And the people who said he was a meanie to them are all assholes who probably infuriated him because they were lazy in their work for the show. Part of what made everyone mad was that he was paranoid that everyone was making fun of him behind his back, and disloyal. Well, guess what? Everyone was making fun of him behind his back and were disloyal. He’s looking better every day.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-03-26
Perhaps this should be reported to the authorities!!! Drugs are illegals, guys!!!
1 hitch21 2018-03-26
I think Anth could punch me in the face and still piss me off less than this utter cunt
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-03-26
But unless you're a woman he wouldn't
1 hitch21 2018-03-26
He did once slap Bobo. I'm nearly as retarded
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2018-03-26
#BamFuckedLynsi #LeaveItAlone #HeavyChestedDunce #Faggot
1 CookieHaid 2018-03-26
#bravo
1 xshadiusx 2018-03-26
yeah right what did he have a bong hit transplant?
1 FurdTerguson88 2018-03-26
The British are coming dude
1 ohmycawd 2018-03-26
A bong hit? Jeez, how high are you?
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-26
What a fucking dork.
1 dom6502 2018-03-26
Be didn't even smoke.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-03-26
I hereby challenge "Ganja Gregg Hughes" to a smoke off.
1 CookieHaid 2018-03-26
#people?
1 WiretapStudios 2018-03-26
Yeah, what the fuck? That's so broad it does nothing beneficial as a hashtag either. #water #air #humans
1 OqieRadioze 2018-03-26
What even is water?
1 RBuddCumia 2018-03-26
Like why is it wet?
1 joomommyhappy 2018-03-26
I'm sure he's looking to pump up those numbers by casting a wide net.
He threw in a #Saturday a couple of weeks ago.
Fucking imbecile.
1 ballpitpredator 2018-03-26
hes going wide
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-26
I have a feeling he’s extremely lonely but doesn’t understand how to have interpersonal relationships with others so he just about humans the same way he thinks weed & sunsets.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-03-26
I’m embarrassed.
1 _PrimeEvil_ 2018-03-26
You ever have a baby hit, and just think about water, mahn?
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-03-26
I mean... why is it so wet? And why can’t we drink saltwater? I mean, what in that stuff that makes the human body reject it? We need Rogan here to do some pot talk Monday....
1 Don_Panera 2018-03-26
Please walk onto the wrong street and get randomly mugged and murdered, Opie.
1 juschippinyababe 2018-03-26
Good he needs to really show he loves it and sleep with them fishes
1 throwawayoanda2017 2018-03-26
Honestly this isn’t a bad sunset pic. Cringe at #weed though.
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2018-03-26
Crank the Sublime brotherman!
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-03-26
So he allegedly takes a photo in Jamaica, yet it's indistinguishable from any other beach. That could be Brighton or Haiti for all we fucking know.
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-03-26
Reverse image search it.
1 Slateski 2018-03-26
Brighton beach is all pebbly and infested with crusties and benders.
1 turdstew 2018-03-26
cunt
1 liljoeyk 2018-03-26
HASHtag weed , BROTHAMON
1 liljoeyk 2018-03-26
Lactation on vacation.
1 DoubleGuns 2018-03-26
when ja boi da Opester hits dat byadman splifta...
1 RaiderRush2112 2018-03-26
The first HASHTAG he could think of is weed. Haha get it HASH
1 Marathon_Man_3k 2018-03-26
What Opie Show?
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2018-03-26
hendel
1 RagnarsSoul 2018-03-26
It's all good man
1 Evilblueyoshi 2018-03-26
Doesnt realize all the locals hate him and are patronizing him for tips.
1 Uboat1940 2018-03-26
ME: Havin' a jazz cigarette and listening to a bit of UB40.
1 RagnarsSoul 2018-03-26
Jazz cigarettes and road sodas....Opie is as cool as they get
1 kingship75 2018-03-26
Red red wine makes me feel so fine, brothaman!
1 Slateski 2018-03-26
First UB40 album is actually pretty good, then of course they turned to pop rubbish. See also Aswad. A New Chapter Of Dub is a fucking masterpiece. https://youtu.be/1M2Q45yIXq0
1 Moveinslience 2018-03-26
Ohhhh noooo. Just when you think he can’t be more of a try-hard... he comes through with this.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-03-26
He's still contact high from Benson's last appearance
1 As-You-Were 2018-03-26
Fawkin puff puff pahsss sniffff
1 link_nukem28 2018-03-26
it got ffffawkin addicted to weed. I can do a lil bit now, but it was ridickulous in the past.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-03-26
I wish Opie would #respect my ears and eyes and stop posting shit.
1 Frequent2001 2018-03-26
what a fucking douchebag.
1 Frequent2001 2018-03-26
takes a lot of #respect to use random homeless people to try and get youtube views.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-03-26
Comes back and humiliates the homeless on YouTube. #respect
1 Gottagetgot 2018-03-26
Hashtag people, sniff
1 panasonictooth 2018-03-26
ME: It's just an 'erb, fawwwk!
1 winkleham 2018-03-26
It amazes me that someone can be this old and still so angst-ridden.
1 FuegoFerdinand 2018-03-26
I hope he decides to do a pop-up show away from the resort and gets stabbed.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-03-26
Opie is the radio jock equivalent of UB40.
1 LordLegweak 2018-03-26
.... #Weed?.... #Respect....?
What a fucking faggot this old man is.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-03-26
The Opester smoked some weed in the day
1 MrFaversham 2018-03-26
Be careful not to swallow any of that salty ocean water Brothaman. There’s something in it, as yet undetermined by science, that makes the body violently reject it.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-26
Yeah, sure, but you don’t need to go to Jamaica to get it. And I haven’t been there in awhile, but even in 2010, the “tourist weed” was garbage compared to what my grandmother in LA or parents in NYC were smoking at the time. I’m sure there’s better weed if you know the right guy and take a trip into some slum, but who wants to waste their beach vacation doing that when you can get the same or better delivered to your door at home?
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2018-03-26
Sounds like someone hitting a sample pad of Opie noises.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-03-26
I guess that's what happens when I have kids. Opie may be a talent-less douche, but Ant is a pedophile, and that's a lot worse in my book.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-03-26
It’s the second scenario. This illiterate titted man who was unaware of his partners making fun of him to his face for over a decade and frequently embarrassed himself with stupid interview questions suddenly understands canine anatomy enough to know where their livers would be?