Soon, Bobo could have a driver's license and Anthony will not.

16  2018-03-25 by semihat

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When did Anthony lose his license? Or are you speculating based on his alcoholism and rage issues?

He is on the train a lot. Or at least he kept talking about taking it to the chip podcast. He really hates the public too so idk what other reason there could be. Caught speeding one too many times i guess

Can’t afford insurance anymore.

He got two reckless driving tickets within a month of each other last fall, including a 100 in a 40 in NYC, which he discussed on his show in the context of having to have his girlfriend/captive chauffeur him around for awhile.

40 over the limit is an instant 11 points.

According to Ant, it’s all about the culture he was raised in: single mothers make terrible fathers.

Did he have a hilarious story about trying to use his PBA card to get him out of that jam?

Moment of silence for Bobo’s deceased driver’s ed coach.

You think he'll let Bobo use the Escalade since he can't?

Even if Bobo got a license what the fuck would he do with it. He doesn’t have a car and will never be able to afford one (gofundme money notwithstanding). He never leaves NYC and the only time he leaves his awful shotgun shack house is to visit Ant’s studio where he just sits on the bleachers for four hours, unnerving everyone else because he never laughs, smiles, or does anything except stare unblinkingly at the host with eyes as dead as a tomb.

He works for a moving company. He could end up driving a box truck around NYC.

Hilarious

40 over the limit is an instant 11 points.

According to Ant, it’s all about the culture he was raised in: single mothers make terrible fathers.

Did he have a hilarious story about trying to use his PBA card to get him out of that jam?