Should have used the version where Joe had an SS tattoo photoshopped onto his arm.

The comments in that thread make me wish for a nuclear bomb but still funny.

I liked, “Sleeves, like age of consent, is optional at the compound”

I’m willing to bet money that Joe reads poker books, chastises players for splashing the pot, and preaches about table etiquette... all while wearing his reading glasses.

Joe tells you what you did wrong during the hand while you scoop his chips.

"Every one of these guys is on cholesterol medication" is a great line

I liked, “Sleeves, like age of consent, is optional at the compound”

Especially the little fat boy telling the story with body language and slinking away from the camera in shame.

Joe throwin' up those gang signs trying to get some definition on that bingo wing.

I can say with complete sincerity that I'd rather spend a night homeless than at that poker table.

There are two blacks there, no?