After a few minutes on Jamaican booties being "too scary" for a "skinny white guy" like him, he points out how he's better than the stiffs who just stay in the resort. "Lotta stiffs in those resorts...Lotta stiffs in those resorts..."
What husband just leaves on a vacation? If the family cant go because of the childs commitments (school or health) then a father would stay and help.
If its the mothers commitments (work or something) youd stay and do your bit with the child for her.
But nope. Most likely it was "just go gregg. Ill manage. It will be easier with you gone"
he had a kind of half funny thing with that "...you fuck the land and plant the seed..." or whatever, but of course he had to run it into a ground by repeating it over and over again, as if its the funniest shit you have ever heard in your life.
It's amazing that Opie, Ant and Jim all have miserable lives that are so different yet are all incredibly lonely. Ant obsesses over twitter for interaction, Opie films his insane walk and talks, and Jim has to do a character to get any sort of validation from a person.
God he is such a hack. The fucking guy spelled it for him. He forks the soil not fucks it . Of course the little brained retard thinks it's hilarious to say fucks the soil a million times. I can't wait for the trainwreck podcast to start.
On a separate note, I was on holiday in Jamaica a few years ago.
Was in Kingston for a day, saw a road maintenance crew made up almost entirely of women. Women using pneumatic drills to dig up the road.
All the while there were groups of able bodied men chilling on the side of the road, drinking red stripe smoking spliffs and playing dominos. Shit was hilarious.
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1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-24
After a few minutes on Jamaican booties being "too scary" for a "skinny white guy" like him, he points out how he's better than the stiffs who just stay in the resort. "Lotta stiffs in those resorts...Lotta stiffs in those resorts..."
1 dhort13 2018-03-24
Fawkin stiffs never plowed a field on their bike pulling a fawkin 2x4
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2018-03-24
Seymour "Opie" Glass.
1 Opprobriousness 2018-03-24
Hopefully he gets his head caved in.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-03-24
He really is the real life Chip. "Fawk the land, faaaawwwk yeah!" 25 times in a row.
1 Peckahnator 2018-03-24
Meanwhile Lyndsi is being seeded by 5 locals down the beach.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-03-24
He didn’t take her. Probably a good idea.
1 Peckahnator 2018-03-24
He seriously went alone? Wow.
1 Purplestahli 2018-03-24
He wanted all those delicious exotic cocks to himself. She'd just hog em all.
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-03-24
I'd imagine she didnt want to go.
What husband just leaves on a vacation? If the family cant go because of the childs commitments (school or health) then a father would stay and help. If its the mothers commitments (work or something) youd stay and do your bit with the child for her.
But nope. Most likely it was "just go gregg. Ill manage. It will be easier with you gone"
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-03-24
Well Lynsi wants him gone, and the only commitments his kids have are to deooling while awake and eating pennies.
1 hoohootellemkeith 2018-03-24
Hendel? Eets all good, mon!
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-24
It really is amazing that this man is wealthy from being a radio personality.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-03-24
Man, retirement is really treating Patrice well. Glad to see they're still loffing
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-03-24
Looks like the Opster might smoke a little weeeeeed. Just a little taste.... Or he might lie and say he has no money to avoid it.
1 zenicaone 2018-03-24
he had a kind of half funny thing with that "...you fuck the land and plant the seed..." or whatever, but of course he had to run it into a ground by repeating it over and over again, as if its the funniest shit you have ever heard in your life.
1 thissiteruinedme 2018-03-24
It's amazing that Opie, Ant and Jim all have miserable lives that are so different yet are all incredibly lonely. Ant obsesses over twitter for interaction, Opie films his insane walk and talks, and Jim has to do a character to get any sort of validation from a person.
1 nothing_mattress 2018-03-24
guy: what I do is prepare the farm ME: NOIIIIIIIIICE
1 Sideshowsamroberts 2018-03-24
God he is such a hack. The fucking guy spelled it for him. He forks the soil not fucks it . Of course the little brained retard thinks it's hilarious to say fucks the soil a million times. I can't wait for the trainwreck podcast to start.
1 lazerpantherr 2018-03-24
The first line! holy shit he is so cringey
1 Gnu_Mutant 2018-03-24
“Did you say 6 weeks or 6 weeks?”
1 DryTeeth 2018-03-24
Hopefully, he gets paralyzed in an awful jet ski accident.
1 NiggerJimNorton 2018-03-24
Brudda mon brudda mon!
1 McGowan9 2018-03-24
On a separate note, I was on holiday in Jamaica a few years ago.
Was in Kingston for a day, saw a road maintenance crew made up almost entirely of women. Women using pneumatic drills to dig up the road.
All the while there were groups of able bodied men chilling on the side of the road, drinking red stripe smoking spliffs and playing dominos. Shit was hilarious.
1 enzo_trash 2018-03-24
Jesus, sounds like paradise
1 Billyassman 2018-03-24
Where's a crazy Rasta with a machete whenever ya need one.
1 SpaceEdge 2018-03-24
Here's hoping he wonders into some trench town ghetto with that camera.
1 winkleham 2018-03-24
I can't watch these for more than about 8 seconds.