While on a Caribbean vacation with no family or friends, Tits resorts to harassing a local pot farmer.

27  2018-03-24 by DigitalTorque

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After a few minutes on Jamaican booties being "too scary" for a "skinny white guy" like him, he points out how he's better than the stiffs who just stay in the resort. "Lotta stiffs in those resorts...Lotta stiffs in those resorts..."

Fawkin stiffs never plowed a field on their bike pulling a fawkin 2x4

Seymour "Opie" Glass.

Hopefully he gets his head caved in.

He really is the real life Chip. "Fawk the land, faaaawwwk yeah!" 25 times in a row.

Meanwhile Lyndsi is being seeded by 5 locals down the beach.

He didn’t take her. Probably a good idea.

He seriously went alone? Wow.

He wanted all those delicious exotic cocks to himself. She'd just hog em all.

I'd imagine she didnt want to go.

What husband just leaves on a vacation? If the family cant go because of the childs commitments (school or health) then a father would stay and help. If its the mothers commitments (work or something) youd stay and do your bit with the child for her.

But nope. Most likely it was "just go gregg. Ill manage. It will be easier with you gone"

Well Lynsi wants him gone, and the only commitments his kids have are to deooling while awake and eating pennies.

Hendel? Eets all good, mon!

It really is amazing that this man is wealthy from being a radio personality.

Man, retirement is really treating Patrice well. Glad to see they're still loffing

Looks like the Opster might smoke a little weeeeeed. Just a little taste.... Or he might lie and say he has no money to avoid it.

he had a kind of half funny thing with that "...you fuck the land and plant the seed..." or whatever, but of course he had to run it into a ground by repeating it over and over again, as if its the funniest shit you have ever heard in your life.

It's amazing that Opie, Ant and Jim all have miserable lives that are so different yet are all incredibly lonely. Ant obsesses over twitter for interaction, Opie films his insane walk and talks, and Jim has to do a character to get any sort of validation from a person.

guy: what I do is prepare the farm ME: NOIIIIIIIIICE

God he is such a hack. The fucking guy spelled it for him. He forks the soil not fucks it . Of course the little brained retard thinks it's hilarious to say fucks the soil a million times. I can't wait for the trainwreck podcast to start.

The first line! holy shit he is so cringey

“Did you say 6 weeks or 6 weeks?”

Hopefully, he gets paralyzed in an awful jet ski accident.

Brudda mon brudda mon!

On a separate note, I was on holiday in Jamaica a few years ago.

Was in Kingston for a day, saw a road maintenance crew made up almost entirely of women. Women using pneumatic drills to dig up the road.

All the while there were groups of able bodied men chilling on the side of the road, drinking red stripe smoking spliffs and playing dominos. Shit was hilarious.

Jesus, sounds like paradise

Where's a crazy Rasta with a machete whenever ya need one.

Here's hoping he wonders into some trench town ghetto with that camera.

I can't watch these for more than about 8 seconds.