I say he drunkenly trips over Beavis or a rug at 3 in the morning, and cracks his head on the coffee table. His rotting corpse is found by Keith the Cop a couple of days in when he notices Anthony hasn't answered his phone or tweeted.
The funeral is attended by 10's of mourners. The grieving widow, Fred from Brooklyn is consoled by Bobo, Steve From Bayshore, and Dennis.
Brother Joe releases a Rotgut, Opie and Anthony, U2 commemorative CD/DVD, and is sued by Opie for a cut of the profits. Is later jailed for forging Anthony's will, claims that it is on the up and up, and legally binding, because pedophiles and racists can enter into contracts.
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1 SpudsCuckley 2018-03-23
Under a child’s bed.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-03-23
in a 14 year old girl's bed, in her parent's house
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-03-23
I say he drunkenly trips over Beavis or a rug at 3 in the morning, and cracks his head on the coffee table. His rotting corpse is found by Keith the Cop a couple of days in when he notices Anthony hasn't answered his phone or tweeted.
The funeral is attended by 10's of mourners. The grieving widow, Fred from Brooklyn is consoled by Bobo, Steve From Bayshore, and Dennis.
Brother Joe releases a Rotgut, Opie and Anthony, U2 commemorative CD/DVD, and is sued by Opie for a cut of the profits. Is later jailed for forging Anthony's will, claims that it is on the up and up, and legally binding, because pedophiles and racists can enter into contracts.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-03-23
Gay turkish bathhouse.
1 bsack420 2018-03-23
Faced down on the casino floor from alcohol poisoning at the Borgata, with tranny juice oozing out of his ass crack.
1 Shit_snap 2018-03-23
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1 plane2nowhere 2018-03-23
Kinder care
1 Kurt_Love 2018-03-23
He definitely doesn't have the courage to ever use one of his guns. Even against himself.
1 dugoutdougradio 2018-03-23
Heart attack while jerking off to Keith and Dennis’s daughters swimming in his pool