Compound Cinema

631  2018-03-22 by porsalin

85 comments

Killing it for us porsalin!

You’re the most talented Peckha here

He’s the Michael Jordan of autists

Michael Jordumb

Scottie Dopeman

I am late? Horass Grant

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Chicago Bullshit

Artie would sit there nodding off while horrible acts of pedophilia would happen right behind him

But, he would spring back to life to say a line from one of his 5 stores.

[bursts back to life] "One time Kathy Griffin was on Stern..."

"And then he goes, 'Damn, do you sprinkle Coke on cheesburgers?'"

"Im Babe, Im a pig!"

Ok. That line is actually funny.

"Tony Curtis tied a belt around his waist..."

We get it, Artie. You've mentioned it every other show.

"I was wearing an onion on my belt, of course, that was the style of the day..."

"jew broad that fights vampires"

It's "Draculas" not vampires, get it right.

my bad daddyo

Artie would sit there nodding off while horrible acts of pedophilia would happen right behind him on top of him

Now hand me the football

That's very reddity of you, faggot

A little Lolita to start the grooming process.

any way to make the projected film an obvious low-resolution/pixelated file?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

Anthony "Humbert Humbert" Cumia

I've always thought of him as more of a Clare Quilty myself.

I prefer the 1962 movie, released on the year of my birth, fam.

Love me some Shelley Winters and Sue Lyon mother/daughter action, fam.

Aww, peckahs.

You have a gift.

AIDS?

Porsalin has a huge fawking pecka

You don't have to lie for me bud

Nicely done! Line of the day right there. Porslain the main man

You really have an eye for detail

This is so stupid.

Joe doesn't drink Diet Coke.

We're getting all the important inside information now.

We were basically the The National Enquirer before you showed up.

I'll do better next time

Did Anthony knock down his basement theatre to build a karaoke nook?

Has anthony been tweeted this wonderful animation

HA HA HOOOOLEEEEEE SHIT!

This is worth getting blocked by Ant. Knowing he has seen it.

You'll get blocked by Ant. He'll get banned again. Ant will make a new Twitter account. You can follow him again. The cycle repeats itself.

Joe's sickly Auschwicz kid looks like they're almost tapped out. Thankfully, Compound Media has a line on unlimited children.

Looks like this is one of Artie's "good" days.

I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!

The amount of creative talent that goes into this shit hole

Honestly. From animators to gum shoes to the funniest batch of autists on the planet. This sub is a goldmine

Do you have a gofundme for a feature length film starring all these scumbag characters in the OnA world?

I love how Ant’s worst brings out this sub’s best.

Gifs that end too soon :(

10/10

This nigga just gets everything right, even the intro to the movie. /u/porsalin is a treasure.

I'm literally HOWLING

very impressive

hey what did you make this with?

Just Flash

Thanks

LOLita

Ant wouldnt wear a glove lol

This is your magnum opus

This is fuckin AMAZING! Very talented, man!

This is brilliant.

FAWK YEAH

Show me on the doll,where the old man touched you.

Show me on the doll,where the old man touched you.

Lord have mercy.

Please no one send this to Joe or Anthony.

Better than Cokelogic's entire catalogue.

This is better than anything Sven from Red Bar made.

Great stuff

Waaawwhhh To watch RIhanna Se x TAPE:

GoogIe it these words : Antwan Kumya

I've loved this sub this week.

That was reminiscent of a Fellini film, I believe this could win an Oscar for best animated short. Bravo.

Spicy af

porsalin is the greatest British artist since Benny Hill or Peter Sutcliffe.

Ant wouldn’t use a glove.

Hard to say. He threw out a couch because a kid might have wiped a booger on it.

HOW IMPORTANT IS KNOWING HOW TO SHADE

None of you fuckers tweeted him yet.

HA HA HO LEE SHIT, YOU GOT ME, FAM.

IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING INTO A MIRROR.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE DEMOLISHED MY THEATRE TO BUILD THAT FUCKING KARAOKE NOOK, FAM.

Jesus Christ, I'm such an old feeb.

aaaaaaannnnddd...punt!

Without clicking the video on my iPad shows it only who’s the right right of the screen, so you never actually see Joe or Anthony just the the kids & half of Artie with his bloody nose & I that’s how I originally saw it & it’s much more creepy not seeing the Cumia’s on screen but knowing they are next to the poor children.

God damn is this unsettling.

Holy shit this is excellent!

The child spit part makes me laugh every time. I’ve probably already watched this a hundred times. I need help.

The only minor flaw in this masterpiece is that Lolita isn't one of the ten movies Ant watches.

Lolita's a film about a middle aged man's obsession with a teenager so I found it pretty appropriate

So new banner?

Dassabesso

Lolita is icing on the cake

"And then he goes, 'Damn, do you sprinkle Coke on cheesburgers?'"

"Tony Curtis tied a belt around his waist..."

We get it, Artie. You've mentioned it every other show.

"jew broad that fights vampires"

It's "Draculas" not vampires, get it right.

my bad daddyo