Cropping it down to this makes it so much creepier. At least with 6 kids in the room there's the possibility they could band together to fight off this mangled old creature. Here it's just him waiting for the night-night juice to take effect.

Lord of the Flies to fend off Count Kumyia

https://i.imgur.com/RgFJIs5.jpg

A masterpiece.

With the amount of HGH Tranpa takes, he could take at least 10 grade schoolers.

More than Fez?

Hey you be nice!! That little girl was telling fibs...Antony's a proper gen'leman

Uncle Antney's world famous Blowjob Soup

He’s leaning away in a similar manner to the awkward, calculated maneuver of a pedophile who averts his gaze from kids when he knows he’s being photographed.

She looks a little younger than the 13 age he mentioned, but I'm sure this monster would make an exception.

Everything is about him and his pleasure.

Low as 13 was what he was willing to tell the radio audience.

"hollyyeee-shit look at her..you telling me you wouldn't, Patrice?"

it's why he doesn't like big black asses. he likes young, white, boyish looking prepubescent girls. patricians such as myself whom prefer large black women are literally the opposite of pedophiles.

How about you guys compromise and go for a small black child with a big fat ass?

We have a bipartisan philosophy here at r/opieandanthony.

We reach across the aisle to tug on each other's peckas.

That made me laugh more than it should have.

The face when youre waiting for the roofie to kick in

The face when you blow your face off with a shotgun so they make a new face from your cellulite ass

Ahhh-booo

face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffkx8LXzM1M&feature=youtu.be&t=668

Allegedly looking at an empty screen.

WHERE'S MY GUN..........FUCK

It's like the Crypt Keeper was cast in the Leon The Professional reboot.

He relishes in it.

RELISH?? I HATE PICKLES!

That cinema is the equivalent of the fritzl dungeon

I can't believe he's still using that Crestron brick to control things in there.

His mancave bar looks like a faux cheers misery hole, if he had the money to update it he would, why would he update anything else

I had to yell at him for YEARS to put shit on the walls down there. How you have a theater with no film decor anywhere was bonkers. I had to be like HEY DICK. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES. YOU ARE RICH. BUY THE FUCKING ONE-SHEETS AND FRAME THEM. Do you know who can afford a mint never-rolled original JAWS one-sheet? YOU! YOU CAN. Dope.

Can he really now though? If he had real money he would remodel that gaudy green karaoke bar shithole, its the sort of place that a teenager would find "soo cool!" With the alcohol plumbed in etc (guess thats why he did it) but you would get sick of it after your late 20s. The man has no taste.

Guinea hoods don’t have any taste. They buy a McMansion, and just assume all that will take care of itself. Fucking savages.

Who the Fuck would let their kids around this man.

That’s joes Kid .. joe gets an allowance from ant , insert your own joke here

"Hey, why are you sitting all the way over there." Pats his lap..."Come sit with your uncle Anthony, sweetie."

I'm starting to like Joe and Gregg. WTF is going on?!

Ohhhh!

Jesus christ this crop... Could this shit be part of Opies outright disgust for Ant. You know he had to hear some rumors and the guy turned pretty hard after he became a father. Yikes, fam.

Gregg is starting to seem like a good guy who couldn't throw his co-worker under the bus.

Raising Bams kids did him some good it would seem.

I TOLD HER GRAB MY JAMBAG FOR THE PAD THINGI SHE WAS LIKE I DONT EVEN HAVE MY PERIOD AGUUUSH

Can you faggots leave the kids out of it

I can't. His twitter got banned.

Kid banging non mom visiting racist. Really a scumbag.

He wouldnt call it his ballbag, he would call it his “yambag” in a Dice impression, the unfunny predictable fuck he is.

"Hey, kids, ya like 'Casino' references?"

Is Anthony's control panel one of those remotes with the comically large buttons that you buy from the "Over The Hill" gag gifts at Spencer's?

This is like a gardener watching the first shoot come out of the compost.....Except with age-innopropriate sex at the end.

"The little cunt won't even look at me."

It all makes sense now. Opie wouldn't put out, that's why Ant's has sounded like a jilted lover ever since he got fired.

Can someone give me cliffs on what's been going on? Last time I checked Opie had been fired.

Just read the sub why are people asking for rundowns like this is a college course?

I'm always astounded at the amount of creepy pictures that exist of Ant.

Well, when the non-creepy ones are actually the exception...

Is that fucking Matilda?

The Trantchbull definitely has a Chokey in the compound.

lol good one

I'm fascinated by his current costume. It's always almost exactly the same, the short sleeve shirt, unbuttoned, over a t shirt. It is because he's always wearing a gun holster? Does he actually put thought into it each day, like "I think I'll wear this one over this one today"?

I’m not a reddit faggot

But this guys is getting karma from reposting a video that wasn’t his.

You guys have reached the point of making pedophilia jokes with actual children in them.

"my cock is rock hard and she's still looking at that fucking ipad"

Ant has that "just nutted" posture, and like a typical cooz she is back on her ig after draining the beast.

She actually treated him to this movie. It was repayment for him delivering CPR when she drowned in the MacDonalds ball pit he was lifegaurding.

Can he really now though? If he had real money he would remodel that gaudy green karaoke bar shithole, its the sort of place that a teenager would find "soo cool!" With the alcohol plumbed in etc (guess thats why he did it) but you would get sick of it after your late 20s. The man has no taste.

Guinea hoods don’t have any taste. They buy a McMansion, and just assume all that will take care of itself. Fucking savages.