This man would like more details on the story of 14 year old "Giselle"

208  2018-03-22 by Cullen396

23 comments

1  lolercakesmcgee 2018-03-22

Try to recall the events of that evening for me - M.

1  Imjustchippinyababe 2018-03-22

He looks like Tim Curry as Pennywise

1  TurningFrogsGay 2018-03-22

I, Anthony, am Malcolm, the power attorney. And you are Anthony, the disgraced pederast. So now we know each other.

1  juschippinyababe 2018-03-22

I've said it on here before but Todd Bridges, party house lookin mother fucker

1  CuckistaniSacrifices 2018-03-22

If the finger doesn't fit, you must acquit. - M.

1  JohnQNo1 2018-03-22

He looks like a snapping turtle

1  edfromla 2018-03-22

Damn he looks determined, God Speed.

1  thrillated 2018-03-22

Malcolm is the name, the law is his game

1  Cullen396 2018-03-22

pwning child molesters is his game too fam

1  CuntyShitFucker 2018-03-22

What a creepy faggot - M.

1  assreaper 2018-03-22

So you did a "To Catch a Predator" parody? - M.

1  TacolasCage 2018-03-22

Have you ever seen a more beautiful specimen?

1  TossyMcSalad 2018-03-22

i don't even know if his face or his aura is more beautiful

1  ThePittWolf 2018-03-22

He looks like a dirty penny

1  Zenaesthetic 2018-03-22

The face of a man who gets shit done, and done right.

1  Horses_The_IV 2018-03-22

Mr. Cumia, could you tell me more about this "Self Cutting Girl"

1  Carbonainducedcoma 2018-03-22

I take care of my kids

1  assreaper 2018-03-22

Your Honor we request a 30 min recess to sober up our star witness a Mr. Danny Ross.

1  TossyMcSalad 2018-03-22

30 day rehab you mean

1  aRTie02150 2018-03-22

He seems stern. Stern, but fair.

1  hahfdjahdfsja 2018-03-22

hoo hoo robin, i invented the stoic gaze

1  TheCinnamons 2018-03-22

That bottom feeder will 'defend' whoever writes the biggest check.

1  VicDumb 2018-03-22

So

He’s a lawyer; why wouldn’t he?

1  Afriendlyamerican 2018-03-22

Nice fingerbanging a minor, stupid - M.

1  saessea 2018-03-22

If the cock doesn't fit, you must acquit.

1  ThatNiggaDre 2018-03-22

Nigga looks like Maven from Tough Enough.