Anthony was 100% lying about fucking Danny's ex girlfriends.

19  2018-03-22 by 1073WAAF

When he tells the story about fucking the girl in the theater and then Mecurio asks about the other girl, Anthony obviously made up the details on the spot. He says "uhhh" and rolls his eyes upwards like he's trying to come up with something real quick (just like whenever Opie is asked to elaborate on a phony story), then says "in the basement".

I'm not buying it at all, especially since Anthony is a known liar. Also I'm an FBI profiler so I'm professionally trained in reading body language and detecting fibs. Also Anthony only fucks boys.

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Female body inspector?

JEW BROAD THAT FIGHTS DRACULAS

hhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wasn't that the most unfunny thing you ever heard and that fat gindaloon junkie thought it was brilliant.

I thought it was hilarious the first 94 times. After that it got a little stale.

He has a new one where the Draculas fight the jew broad

Danny says it's true. Pretty disgusting if you ask me.

Even if he did, he had to pay for it. Imagine needing to pay for Danny's sloppy seconds lol.

He had a stack of hundreds hanging out of his fly.

the fuck are you guys talking about?

Why hasn't Danny denied it then? He's been doing as much damage control as doxpocks today, including that embarrassing eight page dissertation that you idiots upvoted to the top today. Yet no rebuttal to that?

and detecting fibs

You work for the FBI detecting fibs?

These are all bad, bad people.

Can't wait to see you at the Treehouse comedy club on the 24th.